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WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS??

OMG. Did everyone BUT me know that Corey Haim was in a homoerotic/soft core porn? Wait. Weren't ALL of his films homoerotic?

Dude. It's called BLOWN AWAY. Are you KIDDING ME with this?

NOT WORK SAFE. READ THESE WORDS BEFORE YOU CLICK.

WOW. In other news, it's RAINING!! It's in the upper 70s!! IN TEXAS!! Woot. Also, if you don't have celeb_letters2u friended, well you are making the baby Satan cry. Which is MUCH harder to accomplish than making the baby Jesus cry, because he cries over EVERYTHING. Pimp it, yo!

I'm writing today - rain is happy writing day making. Er something. COREY HAIM!! Naked bum! Ha ha ha. The only way that could be better was if Ricky Schroeder was in it with him. It would make my 14 year old heart EXPLODE.

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tx_cronopio
Jul. 27th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
Whee, pretty pics! I wonder if I'll order it. I probably will, I spent $20 just to see the Alexis blowjob in Rip It Off...
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 08:36 am (UTC)
OMG. WHAT??? I'll be checking into THAT immediately.

WOW.
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phaballa
Jul. 27th, 2005 08:36 am (UTC)
Oh man. Cory Haim. I used to have such a crush on him. Mmmmm Cory. Lost Boys. License to Drive. Dream A Little Dream. Mmmmm.
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 08:40 am (UTC)
AHHH! I know. He was SO my secret crush. Him and Johnny Depp. Mmm. And John Cusack.

LUCAS!
bitchygrrl
Jul. 27th, 2005 09:20 am (UTC)
Oh...My...Gawd! How did I not know about this? My inner 13 year old squees. It looks like a David Decoteau movie.
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 10:54 am (UTC)
I KNOW!! Oh, god do I LOVE your icon! Vivica! MmmmHMM.

I may need to do a search on ebay for this movie...
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somecandytalkin
Jul. 27th, 2005 09:26 am (UTC)
Oh, my...
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 10:55 am (UTC)
Hee HEEEE!! Isn't that AMAZING in it's sexualism? COREYS! Bwah!
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tx_cronopio
Jul. 27th, 2005 11:42 am (UTC)
I must warn you...sitting thru it will require copious amounts of alcohol!
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crayonbreakygal
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC)
There are just all kinds of letters you could do. The two Corey's. Johnny Depp. Now that would be interesting.

Dear god, Rip It Off was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. But AD without a shirt? Made it worth renting it from Netflix. The Russian accent too. I kept thinking that Aly was just gonna walk off the screen since she seemed like the only one acting and taking the job seriously, not just reading the lines. AD was great as the sleaze too. The rest were absolutely horrible.

Yes, watch with copious amounts of alcohol.
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
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Did you see AD up there? No? EXACTLY. Ha ha ha! So, is Aly sucking him off, or what?

*tosses handful of GORP into mouth, chews loudly*
entrenous88
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:51 pm (UTC)
OMG OMG COREY HAIM!!!

**flails**
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!!!! And have you seen teh hawtness that is THIS?

I'm so sad for him. So, so sad. *rocks the bells*
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cityphonelines
Jul. 27th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Want. Movie. Now. He looks so rent boyish.

Dude, I crushed so hard on Corey Haim as a tweenager, before realizing he was 10 years older and 3 inches shorter than me. Bah.

Is it wrong to want an RPS fic w/ him and Randy Harrison (the guy who plays Justin on QaF)?

RE: Texas rain. Dude, so muggy!!! And me a desert girl at heart. Can't cope, yo.
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 01:31 pm (UTC)
Okay, I was seriously thinking of scrapping everything I wrote today just to write some Haim sex. OMG!! But... 5'6". That's foldable, and I don't *do* foldable. Anymore.

I've dated 2 guys that were *ahem* as tall as me (they said. I didn't.) and while I loved the guys they were, it made... certain things awkward. But one thing's for sure about a short man: they are AAAALLLLLLL about pleasing you. Part of the short-man complex. Oh yeah? I'll show YOU an orgasm!

They're the Geos of the dating world: fun to ride and drive until someone you know sees you.

I WILL FUCKING READ THAT RPS IF YOU WRITE IT.

(Re: Texas rain: now that it's rained, it's LESS muggy here. Sigh of RELIEF.)
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stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC)
I've called my husband (who is sweating it out in Atlanta) that it's 72 degrees right now. At the hottest point of the day. In Texas. In July (almost August.) This is UNHEARD of. It'll get there...

So were your big hotties like... Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez? Tell me true!
serenelystrange
Jul. 27th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
Ok, not to sound retarded here, but, while he is a nice looking guy, who is this Corey Haim? *ducks head in non-knowingness*
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
I... I can't answer this without feeling REALLY lame and old.

(psst: go to www.imdb.com to look up unknown celebrities...)
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winterlive
Jul. 27th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
Nnngh, Rick Schroeder. I know him only from NYPD Blue, and still hot. Ruh.

Stoney, I'm sick! *whine*
stoney321
Jul. 27th, 2005 04:57 pm (UTC)
WHAT?? you don't share my love of Ricky from SIlver Spoons with Jason Bateman? Noooo!! And he was the cutie from The Champ! My little teen heart explodes with happiness.

Whyfore are you sick?? NOOO! Would you like to look over some EM/HC RPS and point out flaws?
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mskakaako
Jul. 29th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)
Dude. That Corey Haim thing makes me feel so old with the youngin's asking who he is and what up with Siver Spoons. I'm going to crochet some potholders and slap on the Ben-Gay now.

*cries for the younger generation*

Also, those pics of the better Corey gives my 13 year old heart weird, tingly feelings.
stoney321
Jul. 29th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)
I know, I had SUCH a crush on him...

KAKO! We drank a toast to Big Mike yesterday in our Tiki glasses.
*hugs you TOIGHT like Goldmember*

You should be reading my Ewan/Hayden fic as it is full of Japan. (Okay, it isn't Chinese, I know, but still! There was no boysex in the last post, I swear.)

I'll be checking YIM for you this weekend...
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