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I think I slept for three hours last night. Can't. Sleep. Clowns will eat me.


That's a shout out to my homie, somecandytalkin, who I miss VERY MUCH.

How about that music? The theme to "Real Sex:" Patricia - Prado Perez. I love this song. So goofy and bouncy.

One more: The Decemberists - Cautionary Song. HAhAHA! Oh, man, this song is great. I play it for my children every night before bed. And I am completely joking. I'm not ready for them to know I'm prostituing myself out to sailors just yet. Bwah!

The Most Awesome To Do List Ever Crafted By Man. Or Beast. And if plants had hands, even THEY couldn't come up with this perfection.


  • Get a hair cut

  • Purchase massive quantities of liquor - tequila, specifically for transport back to New Zealand by dovil

  • stop

  • smell roses

  • get fitted for those cool inner-wrist knife-thingies from TV - you never know

  • get book to take on plane

  • swallow 50 condoms of heroin to "deliver" upon arrival

  • be sure to double-bag them - we don't want a repeat of NY, do we?

  • take pictures of kids

  • GET A BRAZILLIAN

  • do laundry

  • find other euphamisms for sex with random delivery men than the word laundry

  • eat soup

  • refresh obsessively for dl of VM last night

  • abbrev. more w with fl

  • actually do laundry

  • tip the UPS guy well, because he really focuses on the "spin cycle"

  • wash clothes

  • drive everyone within a 5 mile radius INSANE with my energy




2 random things (uh, more random things). Anybody catch the news about the Japanese marine biologists catching on film a giant squid? Awesome. And did that make ANYONE think of Phil Hartman slurring: 20,000 leaguesh under the shsea? Just me?

#2, FINALLY made myself watch Coupling, Season 4 last night and was just heartsick. I want JEFF! And I think they took such a long break between seasons that the writer FORGOT WHO HIS CHARACTERS WERE. They became cariacatures of themselves, instead of being true. Hmm. But my LORD does Sally have fantastic hair. Told you it was random.

And for those of you who watch Veronica Mars, I will have NO SPOILERS (Winter? I'm thinking of you, dear) except to say that I was very happy with last night, mainly because of all the new questions that cropped up and I LOVE KEITH MARS. Best dad since The Mayor. And the no killing thing, or turning into a demon, but you get my point.

OH MY GOD. SHUTTING UP. For now...

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bitchygrrl
Sep. 29th, 2005 08:12 am (UTC)
Yes Keith is the best TV Dad evah!!!!!!!!! I had some mixed emotions about VM, but overall was pleased. I just hate that it's on against LOST. I have to tape it now. Oh why can't LOST be on a 10. That would be perfect. Top Model VM and Lost. I was just saying that. Literally.
I wish my laundry was a fun as yours *pouts*
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC)
I need to watch it again so I can figure out finally how MUCH it rocked. :-D

The up against LOST thing SUCKS. Unless they continue to air the previous ep at 7, then I'm good.

LAWN-DREH. Mmmmm.
bitchygrrl
Sep. 29th, 2005 05:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it does, suck.
*gathers laundry heads to your place*
entrenous88
Sep. 29th, 2005 09:00 am (UTC)
*random squishes*

I was talking to xmirax about the giant squid just last night! Squiiiiiiiiiiiid!
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
SQUIIIIIIID! And OF course. I thought of tentacle porn. Because I'm broken. *points to chest* Inside.

If I only had a brain. A heart. A home. Tha noive.

*squishes you back and BRAIDS THAT GORGEOUS HAIR*
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winterlive
Sep. 29th, 2005 01:40 pm (UTC)
I KNOW I FUCKING AM!! SUE! MISS YOU OMG!
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winterlive
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
come back to meeeeee
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:01 pm (UTC)
SUE. OMG. *drinks four glasses of wine in preparation for the waxing because OUCH - yet, mmmm when done*

I need a SHOWER from all the shit. OH MYGOD. DOn't you miss being on LJ with me for gems like that?????

I WILL BE SPAMMING YOU. FEAR NOT.
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stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
I AM SO HYPER!!! Except I'm going to force myself to take a cat nap right now, because I'm sure I won't be sleeping tonight. EEEEE!

I like to hide in books instead of doing things, personally. Sleep? I should try that, instead. (OMG, lives on 4 hours a night)
winterlive
Sep. 29th, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
LEESTEN TO ME BEETCH. I NEED THAT AHPISODE, FAHK.

It's downloaded at my house. Right now. I WANT TO GO HOME. *shakes world*

but I love YOU.
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
DUELING ICONS, BEETCH.
The fahk? You taking the schteek of the fahking Donatella? Oh, my beetch, I fahking lahv you.

I WANT THAT EP. I WILL DL 2!!!

I love you, too, My WEENTER. Fahk.
winterlive
Sep. 30th, 2005 11:23 am (UTC)
I am STEEL hyperVAHNtilating, I SWAHR. Fahk. Get me a FAN, my dahrling Stoney, or I FALL on your floor.

*languishes*
ropo
Sep. 29th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
Squiddy. Saw the squid. Biiiiig squid.
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
holy. shit.

There is a VERY good reason why I don't swim in the ocean in open water. BIIIIIG SQUIIIID. With reaching tentacles. Whoa. Very cool, but I like seeing it on the telly.

:-D (HI!)
thepiratequeen
Sep. 29th, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
*pokes*

It's Gwyn's mun. I friended you so that I remember to read up on your fabulous weekend away. *g* Have fun!!

I LOVE KEITH MARS. Best dad since The Mayor.

*loves you*
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:41 pm (UTC)
HI HI HI!! Welcome aboard. Consider it reciprocated.

Oh! I have a Gwyn quote about Will I want to send you when I get back. About how she admires him and loved hanging out with him. Heeeee!

Oh, we're canon. *beams*

Have a great weekend! I'll miss playing with you! *cuddles*
somecandytalkin
Sep. 29th, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC)
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!!! I miss you, too! I just finished the job from heck today. This very day at 5:30 pm. Sea Creatures were involved. Heavily. (Sea Monkeys have three eyes! I wouldn't mind having a third eye, would you?)

And now you are leaving! I was going to see if you wanted to go to the Corndog Festival but I see you are already doing something! Something that is even more fun than dressing up corndogs!

Have a wonderful, fabulous time!

And yeah! The only person who doesn't like 60's Brazilian erotica music? Has to be the person who hasn't heard 60's Brazilian erotica music.
stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
*grabs you*

W!!! Dammit, we need drinks. And talking. And bitching of things. And more drinks. I miss you, girl!

When I get back, I'll get in touch with you and see what you think? AHHH!! You have stories I want to hear! The job from hell, the things in your head, tales.... I WANT IT ALL.

*rocks to my great music, courtesy of YOU!*
_divya_
Sep. 29th, 2005 05:44 pm (UTC)
Ahhaha! You have the best to-do list EVAH. ::goes back to my own boring list::

stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
I WILL SEE YOU IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS! Whooo!!
cityphonelines
Sep. 29th, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy.

I love you for many reasons, your subject line is yet another.

Random UPS flowline: A customer I talked to not long ago actually said, "I'm so glad your company ships UPS, they are very reliable. My UPS man's skin is nearly the color of his uniform, isn't that amazing?"

Seriously.

And clearly, I've got nuthin'.

Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy...




stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU FOR KNOWING WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. I've had... this soap... since I was... a chiiiiiiiild!

YOU! Are trying to take it from me!

Have you seen the new Ren & Stimpys? They BLOW. I think they aren't doing drugs when storyboarding them, hence the suckage.

I am astounded at the UPS comment, but then... kinda not. Hear a guy say "chop, chop" and clap his hands on each word at the DRY CLEANERS. Guess which nationality the owner is? HOLY SHIT. And he had NO idea he was being racist.

I just looked at him in shock and laughed: WOW, disbelief etched on my face. (That hurt. The etching?)

I have nothing. I can't sleep. I leave for the airport in 5 hours. WHEEEEEE!!!

*loves my Vinnie HARD CORE*
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