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SPAM! Hooray!

In discussing my closeted cousin withcrazydiamondsue via email today, I believe I've come up with my greatest sentence EVER.

"He's so far in the closet he's in fucking Narnia."

Thank you.

Alternative: "He's so deep in the closet he's sipping tea with Mr. Tumnus." A bit more esoteric, but...

And now I go back to my garden. OF DELIGHTS.

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ropo
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)
Those are both the greatest sentences ever.
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:54 pm (UTC)
HEE HEE!!

*pins on ribbon*
*PARADES*
*is chased out of the street by policemen*
beadbeauty
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:31 pm (UTC)
Eatin circus delight with the snow queen, bitch.

Careful, she'll turn you to stone.
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
turkish

SNOW QUEEN. OMG she is a BITCH, Tiff.
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smashsc
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:34 pm (UTC)
HEEEE!

Happy Coming Out Week! (really, it is. tomorrow is the actual day.)
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
(Oh, this was a convo about how he'll NEVER come out because of his immediate family. *sigh*)

Hooray national coming out day, though!!!

*hugs you*
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stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! OMG, email me the pic. I'll try and take one of me with my cell phone up my nose to make you feel better. Or something.
bitchygrrl
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC)
Best sentences I've read . . .ever.
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC)
*makes gold foil star for us to wear*
yin_again
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:47 pm (UTC)
"He's so far in the closet, he's in grave danger of becoming a garment bag."
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 12:58 pm (UTC)
Heee! He's been in the closet so long he smells like moth balls.

Okay, that one sucked.
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amybnnyc
Oct. 10th, 2005 01:17 pm (UTC)
Best. Narnia. Reference. EVAR.

*bows*
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
*touches head lightly*

Heee! I obviously have toooo much time on my hands today.
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serenelystrange
Oct. 10th, 2005 01:37 pm (UTC)
That was great, :) I tried to make up something cool and witty to say here, but I just couldnt. Lol, I cant wait until the new Narnia:L.W.W. movie comes out though! I'm a dork, obviously, :)
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC)
I'm excited for the movie, too. *hopes they don't suck*
_tayler
Oct. 10th, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
You are a genius aren't you.
*smooch*
stoney321
Oct. 10th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha!! The icon of HILARITY.

*kisses you back*
the_grapevine
Oct. 11th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
I absolutely love it. Mind if I borrow it? There are a few people I know who this would apply to.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Make sure it gets to bed on time and NO CAFFEINE.
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stoney321
Oct. 12th, 2005 05:43 am (UTC)
Hee!

oh, I was soooo sad for him. He got MARRIED. After his dad made a comment about how gays would be kicked out of the family, etc. After chatting with her ONLINE for THREE DAYS. Married her.

I hope it's good... *wishes and wants*
ex_dovil323
Oct. 12th, 2005 01:07 am (UTC)
Or in New Zealand:

'He's so back in the closet he's a complete poofter, mate!'

We're a sturdy race but not a terribly smart one.

And to prove that when I first read the quote I thought it said that he was so far back he was fucking Narnia and had some worrisome thoughts about Aslan. Which would be wrong. Or so my parole officer says.
stoney321
Oct. 12th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
See, the thing about fucking Aslan, is how soft his fur is at his rump.

But that tail'll mess you up. Oh, and the claws, too.
mskakaako
Oct. 12th, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)
Hi, hi! I have to sit down one of these days and do a chat with you or a proper email. I miss you. *mwah*

Heh, I just told my good friend (who happens to be gay) the other day, that EVERYONE has a gay cousin, whether you know it or not. Seriously.

Also, I've always wondered why Mr. Tumnus only wore a scarf in the cold. Must be all that goat blood or whatever.
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