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A.K.A.: generic spam.

I am BORED. My house is clean, laundry's done, too windy to play outside.... SPAM. Just got a catalogue in the mail for some weird company that sells the candies your grandmother had in her stinky pantry for six months, then tries to make you eat. You know that candy: like Circus Peanuts - but all dried out. Those weird wrapped Brach's candies with odd flavors like "Licorice Weasel" and "Rootbeer Cherry Surprise."

EXAMPLE: Chocolate Dipped Jelly Sticks. (35 sticks each). Brown Bread in a CAN. (In two flavors!) BARLEY POPS. In ANIMAL SHAPES. I couldn't make this stuff up, y'all.

And I'm a leetle lemming with Sue's Meme, because it'll be fun. Or time consuming.

1. Go to my memories, and pick out a line or two from one of my stories (minimum ten words, though of course you can choose more than that). Post that quote in the comments.
2. I will respond with which story I think that quote is from.
3. I will entertain the first person to stump me in the manner of their choice.

DO EET.

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stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC)
D'oh!!

HOw the hell can I be stumped right off the bat? Isn't that from my David Boreanaz/Vinvent Kartheiser RPS?

*bites lip and DOES NOT CHEAT*
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bitchygrrl
Oct. 24th, 2005 01:59 pm (UTC)
I am praying to God that I stump you. Because I want more of this . . .
Unsure hands reach up and around to grip and then squeeze. Kisses deepen, breathing comes in gasps now, nips taken are at times gentle, at times meaning to draw blood.
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 02:30 pm (UTC)
HA!! That's Obi-Wan/Anakin!

right?
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julia_here
Oct. 24th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
I'm not feeling memish today, alas, nor am I getting a damned thing done, due to extreme fogginess inside and out (send a little wind, blow this stuff away, it's making it impossible to get a thought finished!)

However, in the going on-line and finding a whole lot of stuff you don't want realm, I spent a whole lot of Saturday night shoe-shopping online, and came up with this wonderful piece of information: There are thousands of pairs of shoes out there in my size and specifications, except every one I like is already available at Nordstroms or one of the three shoe shops in Olympia.

And nobody, nowhere has a replacement for the calf-high laceup boots which I bought in 1969 and finally wore to tattered, unfixable bits in 1992.

Julia, wishing to be rich, rich rich and able to order custom made boots.
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
Custom made boots. Yes'm. Although you can find good boots here custom fit for about 100.

But oh, to have all of the shoes I see and covet at Nordstroms...
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cherusha
Oct. 24th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)
"While his hands moved like small birds over her body, her hands moved with purpose."


Really? Like teeny birdies? Did he do the flapping his hands in mimicry of wings --thing? :*
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
*GASP!*

You mock my pain!! THAT is from Singular, the Wesley/Fred ficlet.

YES. His hands were litke shitting, hopping pigeons.

:x and :* to you, too. *smooosh*
hellziggy
Oct. 24th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
And with that he nuzzled his face into the crusty, pokey hair of his lover.
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zyrya
Oct. 24th, 2005 04:01 pm (UTC)
I kept reading this as "candles" and thinking no wonder your mother turned out the way she did if she was forced to eat licorice candles. Unless it was your paternal grandmother, in which case I lack information about your father to contemplate the matter. Or maybe you're using a generic grandmother, in which case you're FUCKING WITH MY MIND.

And then I realised it was "candies".

But how bad can they be if they're in animal shapes? Oh, wait. Peeps. Never mind.
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 04:13 pm (UTC)
Animal shapes do not always equate goodness. Peeps is a good one. Fish stick kitties could be another, unless you had cocktail sauce for dipping.

And why do *I* never get comment porn? Must you and I always have clandestine meetings in Posh's journal? *pines*

Licorice candles = ME THROWING UP.
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trepkos
Oct. 24th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC)
"Licorice Weasel" and "Rootbeer Cherry Surprise."


Do they do "Crunchy Frog"?
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
Not yet... *fears*
allegraconbrio
Oct. 24th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC)
Will you just entertain me? *big droopy spaniel eyes* Heee.

I am late to the meme, and this is likely a gimme (finger and thumb to my forehead) - but on with the show...

"Too bad I never learned to knit. I guess I'd be half-way through a pair of booties right about now. Not like it will ever need booties, however."

(my gramma so had circus peanuts in her cupboard - heh)
stoney321
Oct. 24th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
(did she have the stale bag of Mother's Iced Animal Cookies in there, too?)

HOORAY!! My Snyder/Maypr Mpreg! Bwah ha ha!
hellziggy
Oct. 24th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
Here's another one since you got the last one so fast:

"Then he felt something heavy crash into him and force him to the ground."
stoney321
Oct. 25th, 2005 09:01 am (UTC)
Huh. I wrote that? And started a sentence with "then?"

I have absolutely NO IDEA! (Oh, and re: Ultraviolet. Dood! You don't have to go to so much trouble for me! Seriously! If it's easy to do, you rule, if not, don't sweat it and you STILL rule!!)
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

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