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Phun Phor Phriday!

I am giddy. GIDDY! Early morning meeting with the school - Mr. S was there with BULLET POINTS - life is fine and the boy's execution is stayed another day. PERHAPS. The boy, as in my son. Ahem. Life is good. Sun! At my window! Fat kitties pouncing on butterflies! At my window! And my coffee is black and strong. At my... elbow.

I come bearing links of hilarity and funny and ha ha making because it's FRIDAY! Wheee!

This is an old one, but it is still so funny... Worst Album Covers EVER. Tino may be the sexiest mo fo to ever stay in the closet. Except for Orleans. Rawr. The "Julie's 16th Birthday" is so creepy and weird and crazydiamondsue? I expect laughter from you on that one. "Let Me Touch Him." AHAHAHAHA!!!! Christian pedophilia. Just me? Is that not the WORST?? Hence it's being on the list. somecandytalkin? How many of these have you come across? Or do you have worse ones?

I about fell out of my chair laughing at this: DOG JUDO! AHAHAHA!!! Wait for it.... wait for it!!!! Heeee! I want to scritch the little doggies heads...

And finally, because as we all know I am broken inside... I made God his own LJ. It's for the RPG I play in, but still. God NEEDS an LJ. god_yaweh_i_am He is all knowing and powerful and really, really quite bored. Maybe he made the rules a bit... tough... to get in? Hmmm. Things have gotten a bit too serious in the RPG for my characters, so we made a spin off this week for the sole purpose of having crazy story ideas. Or at the very least, based on humor and goofiness. Feel free to check it out: a_list_celebs. By the end of the weekend, I hope to have it all organized so (If you WANTED...) you could friend the journal and have access to the bios of the players and so forth. Thoughts? Comments? Rotten apples? I still play in the other one, this is just... insurance for no angst.


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Oct. 28th, 2005 07:02 am (UTC)
Special credit must go to Orleans, for having the worst album cover by an artist or group I have actually heard of...
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:21 am (UTC)
NOOOOO!!! You've heard of them? They look like they'd have a sound somewhere between Earth, Wind and Fire and Chicago.
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)
Orleans was from the 70's, and kind of like the Poor Man's Doobie Brothers. They had one giant hit called "Still the One" which can be heard in some number of commercials today.
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:30 am (UTC)
POOR MAN'S DOOBIE BROTHERS. Wow. That's pretty poor.

Like... "the poor man's Foghat." How freakin' poor would you have to be to not be able to have FOGHAT.

And I KNOW that song!!! Wow. I am sooo grateful for your obscure 70s rock-band knowledge!
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:38 am (UTC)
Hey - I actually kind of like the Doobie Brothers...

Like... "the poor man's Foghat." How freakin' poor would you have to be to not be able to have FOGHAT.

Probably, you would be Molly Hatchet poor... Or maybe not. Those bands were pretty interchangable. My guess is that whoever the poor man's Foghat was, nobody can remember them anymore.
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:41 am (UTC)

Dude. I LOOOOOOVE the Doobie Brothers. There are not many things aside from early Stevie Wonder that are assured to put me in a good mood.

That being said... MOLLY HATCHET!! Oh, man, I am SHAKING with laughter! Whoooo!! *climbs in my ol' man's bitch seat to hit the show!*
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:57 am (UTC)
Yes - many memories of music of that type... generally listening downstairs with my dad in his den. He had several on vinyl, but most of that were from albums he taped off the air. DC101 used to play the sunday night sixpack - six albums back to back.

Sometimes, I would listen to the tapes out of nostalgia, and it's funny to hear news and weather reports where the DJ is flipping the side...
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:02 am (UTC)
My dad is a musician, and my mom sang vocals, so Doobies were a hit during performances. My older sister and I would sing backup at friends/family parties when the band played.

GOOD TIMES. Records... I'm still hanging on to some. Can't PLAY them, but - yeah. Nostalgia.
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:14 am (UTC)
Very cool. Doobie harmonies would be well suited for that...

See, the females in my family all played (sax, clarinet, flute) but only orchestral and never together. Me - I've got no musical talent - my Bar Mitzvah was the last time I sang on key, and that was only with months and months of drilling.
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)
"Let Me Touch Him." AHAHAHAHA!!!! Christian pedophilia. Just me?

My first thought was, "This album is sponsored by the North American Man/Boy Love Association". ::shudder::

Um, I think my dad may have owned the "12 Top Hits" album. My favorite though is "All my friends are dead". Yeah, baby, let's get down and party!
Oct. 28th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!!! NAMBLA cuts an album! With proceeds going to fund their summer "cruise."

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Oct. 28th, 2005 07:44 am (UTC)
Okay, this was a follow meeting to the earlier situation I mentioned to you? How it seemed like no one was addressing the bullying, etc.? How the coach and Vprincipal had a "boys act this way - anything else is sissy" attitude?

Mr. S emailed a spreadsheet, powerpoint presentation, and bullet points to the staff, we met early this morning, and he conducted a meeting. ROCK! And it went very well, they get that I'm not some dumb mom dropping my kids off at school so I can get my hair and nails done, then hit Pilates...

And they are FINALLY going to test his for disgraphia - I think that's why he has such a struggle writing. It's not explaining concepts, he just can't get pen to paper and make anything legible. It's incredibly frustrating for him.


That being said... "LET ME TOUCH HIM." AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Oct. 28th, 2005 08:03 am (UTC)
*points to icon*
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:00 am (UTC)
I made God his own LJ.

BWAHAHAHA! That LJ is just hilarious.
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:04 am (UTC)
HEEEEEE!!! I'm glad you liked it.

I just made it yesterday afternoon, so... check back.

And God likes friends. You can tell people The Alpha And Omega is on your flist. Bwah ha ha!!
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:03 am (UTC)
Por Primera Vez, Indeed! Tino!!!! I'll second that!
OMG!!! I **LOVE** the Dog Judo. Best vids I've seen in *ages*. FAB! Thanks!
Thanks for all the terrific links!!!

Your Question: How many of these albums have you come across?
My Answer: Not enough, Stoney. Not enough...

Got me some Tammy Faye Baker, pictured with the puppet she used to sing with that she made out of a Porky the Pig shampoo container. Got Don Lonne Talks with Teenagers. And Don Lonne Talks with Teenagers, Some More. Got one where the back says the guy dressed up as the Devil in the photo on the front put his mortal soul in danger by dressing like that, but it was for the good of the Lord, so it all got evened out. Got some Jum Jones (although it's in bad taste and pre Kool-Aid. I don't think he was recording many of his rants right toward the end time.)Got Jimmy Swaggart, pre- and post- ho. Got some freaky stuff, but those were some awesome picks, there. Gotta respect a collection like that. Thanks for showing me!! Got tons of holy roller stuff (including the Happy's and the New Rambos) but NONE of that. YET...

Julia's 16th Birthday, I'm so comin' for ya.

I'm glad you're giddy. I'm glad the meeting went great! I can't wait to check out your God site.
Happy Friday!
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:07 am (UTC)
TAMMY FAE! That's one of my better Halloween costumes, too. I LOVE dog judo! The inane banter between the dogs...

Don Lonne Talks with Teenagers! OH MY GOD. I bet that is a GEM! Mainly because: who the hell is Don Lonne?

I have slapped the table TWICE now, laughing my ass off while re-reading your album collection. You should have a badge that says how great you are. HAHAHA!! Talks with teenagers, some... MORE?

I like how dressed up Julie's dad? husband? school counselor? is for her birthday. Yes, it IS a "sweet" 16.
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:48 pm (UTC)
I Love God...
It's such a squicky kind of sweet. It's like that 'Sweet Hereafter' kind of sweet. Is that the one I mean? With the bus accident and pedophelia and all?
That cover is gonna give me bad dreams...
:shivers, shakes it off:

Don Lonne has a lot on his mind...and teens love to listen to portly middle-aged guys wearing ties. Good! Thanks, girl! And we can have matching badges.
Yep. We're just That Great. Whatchagonnado? It's not something we could control if we wanted to.

You as Tammy Fae?!?! Heee! Any pics?

Oct. 28th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Re: I Love God...
HA! Unfortunately, no. That was... high school? Long time ago. Good times....

God is your friend, BTW. (Post anonymously, if you need to "talk with God.")
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:21 am (UTC)
Sometimes I really really want to come join the celeb RPG game and play with you guys. I would totally be Ioan Gruffudd as eyebrow-waxing, stoner h0r, and I'd only want to be in the angstfree zone. I come up with ELABORATE plans sometimes.

And then I'm forcibly reminded that I spend enough time online as it is. ::sigh::

::tries to find pants so can go to class. dammit, I need to do laundry::
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:32 am (UTC)
If you decide you want to play later on... We are trying to keep it funny and light and not as prolific - except who am I kidding? My chars are chatter boxes.

The user info page describes how to get going, should you change your mind. I have to follow the rules we created - just because I know someone doesn't give them an "in" - so that everyone can play with new characters, mainly.

AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH ONLINE TIME. Ahem. :-D *hides pants so you can skip class*
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:36 am (UTC)
Oh my God, those albums covers are hilarious! Thanks for the link. :-)

Christian pedophilia. *snerk*
Oct. 28th, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
Aren't those AWESOME?? It's an oldie, but still a goodie!
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Oct. 28th, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
...you must find your way out of the gay man's ass...
DUDE. LET ME. Let me TOUCH him. Hhahahahaha!!!

I did see the shout out! Our contract remains intact for ANOTHER DAY. Muwah haha! And the quartet with five... oh, that's too good. That's the kind of mistake that makes my dad sit and daydream in the sunshine for a half hour. I'll have to pass it along.

Mr. S RULES. You rule the SCHOOL however. *sits patiently at my desk with my Trapper Keeper - Dawson Creek 9000)

Jesus Chriiiiist. Run, Lemmiwinks! I TOLD YOU I was hyper.
Oct. 28th, 2005 10:04 am (UTC)
Hey. Start doing post-VM ep recaps, okay? You'll be screamingly funny, and we'll have intellectual intercourse.
Oct. 28th, 2005 11:16 am (UTC)
Aha ha!! Lemme see what I can do. I juuuuust finished dl'ing it - still have to WATCH, OMG!
Oct. 28th, 2005 11:35 am (UTC)
*lusts after your brain*

Watch it! Because there must be teh commenty! *stares at you*
Oct. 28th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC)
OKAY!!! I'm desperate to see it! *makes the baby eat faster so Winter won't KILL MEE, OMMe!!!*
Oct. 28th, 2005 11:57 am (UTC)

Oct. 28th, 2005 12:22 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee :)
That made me laugh.
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
I just friended God and it felt GOOD!
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