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Hee hee!!! Happy DAY!

Who needs funny baby names? I GOT YOUR FUNNY BABY NAMES RIGHT HERE.

In my RPG (a_list_celebs), Will is trying to help Gwyneth Paltrow name her new baby (yes, Gwyn is rumored to be pregnant again in RL.) Can't wimp out after Apple! And then I remembered a website karabair and crazydiamondsue told me about last year and started laughing my ass off again. Man, NO ONE comes up with better names than bored Utah housewives fixin' to have #6. Can't have a block full of Brandons and Shellys running around. TREASURE COCAINE. That's a friggin' NAME. Legal name. Also: Halleh Lujah. Oh, man, that makes me sooo happy. So much better than Teighlorre and Seannah. Or Mykheal. Or Byhlle. Jhahn, hard "j" sound, please. Hee! My lovely daughter, Treasure Cocaine Gubler.

You know what would be awesome? If someone applied to become Larry David or Mel Gibson or Posh Spice or Cher over at A-List. Oh, the possibilities for laughter. *cough* Or Dolly Parton. *cough* Check out the user info page here if you are interested in applying.

FRIDAY!!!!! I am OVERJOYED today. Mr. S called a bit ago, he got an EARLY FLIGHT HOME, which means he'll be home TODAY and not TOMORROW and then he'll be home for THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS. Have to admit I cried a little. I have MISSED my man. Didn't even realize how much until it hit me that I didn't have to send him back off right when the laundry got folded. Hooray!

HAPPY DAY! Let's get pissed! [/So I Married an Axe Murderer] *pours you all yummy drinks*


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Nov. 18th, 2005 11:40 am (UTC)
I have often thought of changing my LJ name to Bacardi Rum Jones.

Yay for the early return of the much-missed Mr. S.!!!!
Nov. 18th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)

I'm thinking of changing my name officially to "Kant Stahp Laffink At Bad PhnArt"
Nov. 18th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
Oh, man, Stoney, you have to see this. Go to swmbo's journal, there's a link on the most recent entry - best game ever. *clicks and clicks and clicks*
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)
No time!! Have to read your thing, RPing, cleaning house, getting ready for my MAYUN!

*drags feet eventually, and gets there because FUN!*
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Stoney Knows for Sure.
Gee, Your Stoney Smells Terrific.
Grab Life by the Stoney.

Best. Game. Ever.
Nov. 18th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
I clicked your link, and being the narcissist I am I put my user name in...
I got this:

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Hellziggy.

I'm not sure if I'm amused or scared! :)
Nov. 18th, 2005 11:56 am (UTC)
Ellemenoh Pea! Nighlawn! Treighlore! Bwah! - I just love the bad baby names. I am hearing these all spoken by Joy from My Name is Earl and busting a gut.

Happy happy day for you and Mr. Stoney. Yay.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! I had the best time coming up with weird names. Then found the website and mine PALE in comparison.

Treasure Cocaine. HA!!

*dances and puts on GROOVE tunes!*
Nov. 18th, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
The names! Oh My God. I can barely type so no RPing for moi today but I'm pulling a looooooooooooong shift at work tomorrow so I'll be around all day.

But I can still look at the names. I'm so changing my name to Dew-Etta.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:07 pm (UTC)
AH!! MOVIE! I am capslock happy today - sorry.

Right now everyone's playing in CWTF, but hopefully it will move over, as well. Need to get some activity over there!

Dew-Etta. Brandeen. Bucksum. HAHAHAHA!!!
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:11 pm (UTC)

My mind is so far gone at this point and I'm going to see the movie again. I will hopefully be in a somewhat sane state of mind tomorrow.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:10 pm (UTC)
Dude! So I'm telling my boss about the bad names and he actually knows somebody who named their twins Orangejello and Lemonjello. He showed me the family website.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC)

SO is Boya and Boyb. WOW. People are KrÜl.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
My friend's brother is having twins and he suggested naming them Jose and Jos-b.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:11 pm (UTC)
I always thought Femur would be a good name.
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
Hee hee!! Or... Tibia. Klavuhcal. Aorta.

HI! Oh, Mar, your pictures are gorgeous. Seriously, they made me ache with wanting to go. Have you come down off your travel high? Can you look at your souveniers and pictures and get happy all over?
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Nov. 18th, 2005 12:30 pm (UTC)
PIPER DOOON! We have a Piper DOOON!
My g-grandma, who we referred to as "big Fat Maw" was named: Flirtie Mae Christel. First name.

Then there's my twin cousins: Terry Lynn and Terry FLYNN. Best. Twin names. EVER. Hahahaha!! Them's thu Okrehoma relations.

Fancy Gaye. That is SPECTACULAR!! I'm going tomorrow! Oh, and "Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress" is out, I may go by myself to see that one and sigh.
Nov. 18th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
Bimberly anyone? How 'bout Chinchilla Zest? Or something like that.

Yay for Stoney. Three weeks of snuggles.
Nov. 18th, 2005 02:07 pm (UTC)
CHINCHILLA ZEST. Ahahahah! That made me laugh SO hard.

Holy crap. Those are cruel/bored parents.

I am BESIDE myself! (And just got fluffity new bedding - just in time for late night snuggling and movie watching. Hooray!)

*snuggles the baby for a bit*
Nov. 18th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
Those baby names. Oy. (I'm sure there's someone who named their baby Oy, right?)
Nov. 18th, 2005 03:08 pm (UTC)
I LOVE it. LOVE. I mean, my kids have normal names like Fohsayle and Bewb. So it's funny to me that people would do WEIRD names. :-D

Oy! Ha! I'm sure someone, somewhere has.
Nov. 18th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC)

Nov. 18th, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)

I know. MAN. Sunday night: Will and Larry on TBS! One whole hour of funny!
Nov. 18th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
Nov. 18th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
CRAP. Forgot. I will try and get the torrent for you, okay?

Nov. 18th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
*has a million and one of your babies*

Seriously, though. No worries!
Nov. 18th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
Some pretty names, there:)

Yay on Mr. S!!! Hooray!

*clicks my glass to yours*

(I had this weird, fermented Chinese Chombocku or something health tea from Whole Foods a little while ago and I feel loooooopy.)
Nov. 19th, 2005 07:27 am (UTC)
Oooh? I will go FIND THAT tea. Is it suppodes to cleanse or sleepify or something?

*holds my fingers up* How many?
Nov. 18th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Dang, people are just wrong. We should all have been put in orphanages and had those fake mothers made of chicken wire like they give to baby monkeys. Did I ever tell you about my cousin who named her kid Lestat?
Nov. 19th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
WHY? WHY would she do that? Oh. I know. Because he's hawt. Did she give the baby blood? Too much? I pushed that too far, didn't I?

Mom puppets! Yes. There should be more of those. ANd teams of scientists. FOr every baby!
Nov. 18th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
LOVE the Utah names! Spock does too, you can see it in his face...

So, how did you end up with the name Laura? Or is that your real name? Your name is actually Desdedididawn, isn't it??? And you changed it when you wisely fled from the Mormons.

Yep, that must be it... There's no way a family as Morman as yours would use a real name like Laura!
Nov. 19th, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
Because my MOTHER is from the South. :-D

Of course, it's her family with FlirtieMae Christel and such... But we tend to have common names on her side. :-D
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I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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