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More Gud Summres

I told you. I warned you, didn't I? I've barely gone through 100 pages out of 900, so... May your days... be merry...and bright! And may all the summres not be right. Err... Again, idea stolen from mctabby who started it with the far superior Harry Potter fandom. (throw out those spell checkers, Jossverse fans! Drag out your Big Chief Tablets from school! Or type up the song-fic you carved into your desk that one year!) Previous entry with icon links here.

This is a compilation of terrifically entertaining summaries from various fanfiction websites. This is NOT about mocking authors, and I don't condone name calling. I have not read the fics in question, they could be works of art. Ahem. This is about coming across a story and how the author tries to entice you to read it. Or scroll by quickly.

Bullet-point list and ICONS! under the cut.




  • two old friends meet for the very first time

  • I already said it sucks!!!!

  • Why Adam did what he did and why he killed Maggie Walsh (not a song-fic)

  • Spike has a new experience.

  • PG for one word LOL.

  • Well it's a..mmh..ordinary day in Sunnydale.

  • Love can be a promise or a curse. Pray that it's never both.

  • The fourth story in my loosely related series. Willow and Tara are waiting for a pizza... (Stoney: Fourth? They should TOTALLY get that pizza for free.)

  • A time-travelin', rollickin', roller-coaster, all-singing, all-dancing story.

  • Buffy and Spike yack about personal preferences, identity - and disco.

  • A cute little song set to the tune of "you are my special angel" about an issue I have with the series.

  • Enjoy.

  • Buffy and Co. sing a song from Disney's Hercules.

  • Dawn ends up doing it by the grave of soneone.

  • Did I mention it's a Riley-bashing fic?

  • The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber.

  • Leia searches for answers to her past. Don't know who Leia is? You'll have to read to find out then, won't you?

  • Xander has issues.

  • Willow *hates* storms, as do I.

  • Buffy goes to see Angel after graduation and stuff happens. Not the stuff you think. Well, sort of the stuff you think. But, not. Did that make sense?

  • Willow stuff. Selfish Buffy stuff. Tara stuff. It's just a lot of stuff.

  • Don't ask.

  • I've got the cold from Hell, so I gave it to Buffy, too. Oh and I made her pregnant, too. :)

  • Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher.

  • What is he? Well...read to find out!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Parker won't know what hit him!

  • Was it means to be the Slayer.

  • SHE is done playing. And now SHE must put HER toys away.

  • Major character death. Rated PG-13 for swearing.

  • A folk song about death.

  • Angels a cop Buffy's a thief. he on her trail.

  • I don't own anything...except most of the ideas.

  • Xander is sort of being stalked.

  • Buffy's life is getting back to normal and Dawn is learning to skateboard.

  • Warning: horror poetry (oh please, oh please, SOMEONE make this icon .)

  • Emotions. Feelings. Stuff.

  • If I told you, you wouldn't have to read it.

  • Spike bids his woman goodbye. Almost a sad fic.

  • I'm only sending it here because it's BAAAAAAAD so...

  • Gold bless my uncle's computer.

  • Buffy's daughter is missing... that's about it.

  • Sap warning in the form of a song fic. See how easily Joss could fix his mistake?

  • Spike. A doorstep. Alanis Morrisette. Angst.

  • The incredible, gripping, powerful tale of two vampires and their journey to self-discovery, love and laughter. Yeah, okay. (I love this one. It's probably a funny fic. Hee!)

  • No really summery.

  • Song-fic. Angst with a note of hope. (Oh, you clever minx.)

  • Spike is dead. But not completely. Kinda sad.

  • Angel reflects. (Ahem.)

  • It's PG-13 cuz of the language...it's really neat.

  • Comical hijinks ensue in perhaps the worst buffy fan fic ever!!

  • *Warning!* I was hyper when I wrote this!

  • Riley gets killed in the most inhumane way HA HA.

  • Stupid conversations a plenty.

  • Buffy goes to fat camp!

  • don't ask why Spike can walk around in daylight he just can ok?

  • kind of angsty but not really. *warning: angst*

  • I was feeling unusually cruel tonight.

  • I was high on lollypops when I wrote this ^__^

  • Someone goes back in time. Why?

  • Dark humor, drunken Welshman and prebuscent kleptomaniacs - all in a Victorian London setting.

  • Written to "She's like the wind" by Patrick Swayze.

  • Buffy home from her sabbital.

  • Instead of coming here the gang go there

  • I think I was hopped up on Koolaide when I wrote this.

  • Someone becomes the Incredible Hulk!!!!

  • Plot speaks for itself.

  • Read (if you can) and enjoy.

  • Xander has one of those days. (Is this a menstrual fic? What?)

  • Gladys can't stop her feelings... but she knows she and Spike are not right, or are they? (five bucks says you can guess the author's name.)

  • Angel comes to town to kill that inbred, buck-toothed, Iowan schmuck that Buffy's been dating.

  • Angel meets Buffy for the first time ooOOoo.

  • I don't get all complicated about how she returns. I just needed her back so *poof* she was.

  • BORING.

  • I wrote it when I was Ten

  • My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy.

  • Pre-slash.

  • I was getting a bit depressed.. so I decided to do something fun and bloody.

  • Dawn get's a hold of one of joyces old records. Wakyness. Along the lines of Bad Crack fic and Waky fic.

  • I have no idea which season this is set in, except it has Faith and Riley in it...but really it makes no sense, had no plot, so... it doesn't really matter.

  • It's summertime in Sunnydale and the Gang has a picnic. Spike and Dawn serve up some trouble. (Let's see if the Gang can...ketchup!)

  • Between five and six.

  • "Angel, you dork!" parody of Jenny Calendars death

  • How it started and why it's not over.

  • Buffy's child makes a phone call. It's not as boring as it sounds.



And now? The icons! (if you make some of your own, lemme know and I'll link to you on this post - if you want to share, that is.)

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Want? Take. Steal. Abscond. Pilfer. Toss my name on them somewhere. Then go eat. Plot? Ok.

Yin has put up some new icons here and if you go back an entry, there's more. Whee!

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uberaeryn
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA . . . hey. WAIT JUST A DAMNED MINUTE!

A folk song about death.

That one's MINE!

*stomps off to pout*
going_not_gone
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:48 am (UTC)
Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher.

Also known as the most excruciatingly painful mpreg fic ever.
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phfeenikz
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:37 am (UTC)
  • Instead of coming here the gang go there

Did George Bush slip this one in?
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
dlgood
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:40 am (UTC)
Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher.

Youch! It's just like Amaterasu. Awesome!

Buffy goes to fat camp!

...because they're trying to do a "scared straight" with Buffy and her extreme thinness?

I do so love the AUs where Buffy is the girl nobody ever noticed (especially that William guy!) because she was overweight/ugly/nerdy. Becuase the show never had a female character who felt so overlooked by the boy she really liked...
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
RIGHT! Poor Buffy who couldn't get any action. no boys liked her ugly, scarred, pock-marked, zit covered, greasy haired self, did they?

FAT CAMP.
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savoytruffle
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:44 am (UTC)
don't ask why Spike can walk around in daylight he just can ok?

for some reason, that's my favorite. i think maybe because i can almost hear it being said.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:13 am (UTC)
I know. The apologetic and slightly defensive ones are my faves. It's the "ok?" that makes me giggle.

(Hee!! ASH! Little Britain = love)
desoto_hia873
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:51 am (UTC)
Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher.

Hee! And ouch.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)
Haha!!

At least it was only ONE Watcher.
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yin_again
Nov. 23rd, 2005 09:59 am (UTC)
*cough*

I am so bad.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)
Heeee! Linked 'em.
ropo
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:09 am (UTC)
I may change the title of my LJ to It's Not As Boring As It Sounds.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:11 am (UTC)
Haha!!! marguerite_26 changed her's based on these summaries. They are soooo gud. OMGPDQ.
entrenous88
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:16 am (UTC)
Xander is sort of being stalked.
Then (inevitably!) gets raped. And tortured. In a funny way!

Angels a cop Buffy's a thief. he on her trail.
Oh, you know he on her trail.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:17 am (UTC)
That should be a dick and jane type icon.

"See Angel. Angels a cop.

Se Buffy. Buffy's a thief.

He on her trail."

(won't ANYONE comment on the Iowan Schmuck?? I laughed out loud for a good three minutes.)
marlo
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)
The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber.
DUDE I WOULD TOTALLY READ THIS FIC.

Willow *hates* storms, as do I.
::coughWILLOWSUEcough::

Don't ask.
Better yet: don't read!

Angels a cop Buffy's a thief. he on her trail.
And now he dead from coke.

Buffy's life is getting back to normal and Dawn is learning to skateboard.
This is my favorite.

Spike. A doorstep. Alanis Morrisette. Angst.
This sounds like a Wesley Willis song.

I think I was hopped up on Koolaide when I wrote this.
::facepalm:: The active ingredient in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test? Not the Kool-Aid.

I was getting a bit depressed.. so I decided to do something fun and bloody.
See, this would work if it was from Dru's POV.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:23 am (UTC)
Heee!! I love the skateboard one. Mainly because I cannot imagine Dawn skateboarding. EVER.

All the "high/hopped up/stoned" comments on.... EVERY DAY NORMAL FOOD. Buzuh?

Something fun... and bloody. Love it. "Dawn and friend go to an abbatoir for make-out funtimes!"
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ely_jan
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)
can't


stop


giggling

*hyperventilates*
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)
Hee!!

*pokes you a little*
fitofpique
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)
Dark humor, drunken Welshman and prebuscent kleptomaniacs - all in a Victorian London setting.

Sigh. Is it just me, or does that sound like the best fanfic EVER? If they had spelled prepubescent correctly, I mean?
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:09 am (UTC)
HA!!! Hooray! I was thinking, "quite Dickensian, this little tale and I may have to- Oh."
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winterlive
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:34 am (UTC)
*seethes with riley-loving fury*

GLADYS! There's SO MANY JOKES!
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:10 am (UTC)
GLADYS.

most BLATANT. MARY SUE. EVER.

Um... except for girls named Mary Sue who write, "Mary Sue and Spike fall in love" fics. That may supercede this Gladys chick.
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stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:11 am (UTC)
BIDS. He bids her GOODBYE. For an extra fifty cents, he could have bid her "adieu."
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stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:12 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!!! That was my favorite!!! Schmuck.

WARNING: Humor. Ahaha. So damn funny.
crayonbreakygal
Nov. 23rd, 2005 10:52 am (UTC)
Oh crap. I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.

Xander has issues? When has the boy not had issues.

I'm in the pre-Thanksgiving, I have way too much to do on little sleep blues. That helped cure that. Now off to make pie.
stoney321
Nov. 23rd, 2005 11:13 am (UTC)
Whee!! *steals a slice*
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