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More Gud Summries!

Oh, fandom. I love you so. *pulls on bitch pants* Okay, you should all know the drill by now, but to make sure I don't have to make new icons for those that don't get it, here we go:

Based on the HP Summary Execution fun by mctabby, these are the Jossverse Gud Summries. Disclaimer: This is not a story review. Many of these fics have not been read by me. This is all about the "dust jacket" to entice new readers, and the funneh. There is to be no mocking of authors, and naming names is rude and will get you deleted. Now, come on. We've all fallen victim to wonky word choice, I'm no exception. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then I'll just laugh harder for you, okay? Any commentary in italics is from me. Uh, duh.

Previous posts, icons are linked h e r e, and mangofandango has made some icons!

Oooh! Here's an example of one that made me WANT to read it: "Harmony and Andrew meet - is the universe safe? Short answer = probably." Hee! Funneh. Speaking of:



  • Angsty-fluffy fic! (so.... Is Spike cutting Buffy's gut open and filling it with kittens?)

  • Teh scooby gang is mysteriously dissapering. Can Tara & Dan find out whats going on before they preform there own Vanishing act?

  • Spike watchs the lovely slayer sleeping next to him, then its her trun to watch him sleep. Will they ever be able to their true feelings? or will it all say in his bedroom?

  • Vampire takes a look in a mirror (Ahahahaha!! RULE NUMBER ONE WITH VAMPIRES. You know what? I'm not even going to say it.)

  • Not slash. Not even pre-slash.

  • Buffy disappears 100 years into the past & ends up finally having normal conversations with Spike... through telepathy!

  • Buffy and Giles do the Star Trek alien sex virus thing. (no. words.)

  • Pike & Oz join forces to take on a ferosius evil.

  • Dawn isn't exactly the angle everyone thinks. (Instead of being acute, she's quite obtuse. Ba-dum-pum-ching!)

  • teenage boy cliches and all the fluff you could ever need!

  • It's not quite a poem and not quite a fic... maybe it's a foem!

  • Willow is full of saddness but Xander makes WIllow's saddness expire.

  • Dawn's hair stays shiny (heee!)

  • Its Buffy's honeymoon with Spike and everyone's invited! (Next, on Skinemax. Chicky Bow.)

  • A hot dog on a stick changes everything.

  • dis was mah friend's idea..she wanted me to write it for her! its also mah first fanfic, no no making fun! (too late!)

  • why are all the vapirs on BTVS evil??? That's can't be a fair representation of the undead (I didn't know Anne wrote fanfic! "The Lonely Ones," by Anne Blondey Big Hips)

  • Faith returns but was the Council comes to to help a secret is revealed

  • Buffy remembers. A lazy sumer day at a beach with Dawn, so many moons ago (is someone trying to rip off Princess Ninety-Nine Wampum?)

  • of course there's a car chase!

  • **NOW IN CHAPTERS!**

  • Spike kidnaps Dawn and shoots her and she dies. Now Buffy makes a life-changing descison. (NOW?!?)

  • Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother

  • Death. Angst. Uh oh.

  • song fic. What I see going on in Spike's head after Buffy thells him that she was in heaven. (I think thith thoundth thuper.)

  • things happen ya know?

  • set to music by Creed.

  • If you need a break from all the angst and good writing, look no further! (I love this. It's a parody fic - hee!)

  • Can Angel save her? do dogs bark?

  • I will deal with all the characters of the show and all their problems. (Und zen for ze shpankings.)

  • I don't call this a fanfic. I call it observations made it through use of BtVS/AtS characters.

  • I wrote a songfic. I promise this will never happen again.

  • Carpenter and fool, it's Xander's turn.



And really? No one wants to read Coupling slash that's funny and kinda hot *ahem* aside from three of you? Huh. OOH! For those of you who are into detailed RPGs like TSP and Fandom_High, I came across this while pimping out my OWN RPG (although mine is a parody RPG, not an intricate one like this) called: cuba_street Whoa. Holy detail and organization! Looks highly addictive, and I believe they are looking for writers - plenty of good ones on my flist, that's for sure. Check it out!

Comments

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ladycat777
Jan. 5th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)
Dawn's hair stays shiny (heee!)

WANT!!!

I am now hearing your commentary with a vaguely texan lilt and lots of giggles :)
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:03 am (UTC)
Hee! I'm cracking up, to be sure.

Dawn's hair! A whole fic! ♥

*tickles you*
likeadeuce
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:01 am (UTC)
(Instead of being acute, she's quite obtuse. Ba-dum-pum-ching!)

Squee for geometry humor :)
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:04 am (UTC)
Ha!! Oh, I knew there would be one math geek out there that would laugh with me.
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stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)
Ha! For that last one, my reply would be: um, that's what fanfic IS. Unless it's PWP.

Or... if it's an entire story as told through sound effects. :D
fish_23
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:29 am (UTC)
All of these made me giggle but this one...

Spike kidnaps Dawn and shoots her and she dies. Now Buffy makes a life-changing descison. (NOW?!?)

...made me pee myself. And this one:

Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother

just made me think of this little grey haired old granny sitting there in her rocking chair looking over the dedicated fic her grandchild had written for her featuring Bangel songfic, possibly with moist slayers and cold dead sead vampires as she goes WTF??!!

I love you fandom, and I love you more for bringing on the laughter.

stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:45 am (UTC)
THE GRANDMOTHER. I just... Maybe it's a really cool grandmother with a teen granddaughter that likes to share her angst/cutting/song fic with Granny, but-

THere were THREE OF THEM. Ahahahaha!!!
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julia_here
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:46 am (UTC)
Willow is full of saddness but Xander makes WIllow's saddness expire.
*


I love summaries that show exactly the quality of writing one can expect.

Julia, ouch
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:12 am (UTC)
YES. It's a service I appreciate.
menomegirl
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:57 am (UTC)
Dawn's hair stays shiny

LOL!

He had no idea who this girl was or why they had gravitated toward each other in the darkness, much less why they were now locked in a heated embrace but he thought it must be some kind of spell, one of those evil fuck-with-your-head kind of deals...but she was so lithe, so hot, so wet, and her hair was so fucking shiny, it almost glowed around her face, framing it like a halo....that Connor didn't care.

*licks*

Spell-check, spell-check! dammit! *headdesk*

stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:13 am (UTC)
I would like the fic MORE if it was just Dawn - slow-mo, of course - swishing her head back and forth, and paragraph upon paragraph of descriptions of how the sun glinted off her hair/highlights, whatever.

Or was completely composed of sound effects.
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stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:14 am (UTC)
And now I have a chance to use my Star Trek icon. Hurrah!
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entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:04 am (UTC)
teenage boy cliches and all the fluff you could ever need!
Damn, I think I wrote that fic! Only I didn't give it half as good of a summary. ;)
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:15 am (UTC)
HA! Dun lye. You wrote the angsty-fluff one, but it was bunnies, not kitties you filled Buffy's bleeding gut with.

The thing is, I don't really know HOW MUCH fluff I really need, so there's a quandry here.

*calculates* I love how honest it is.
shannon730
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:34 am (UTC)
Angsty-fluffy fic! (so.... Is Spike cutting Buffy's gut open and filling it with kittens?)

This one just made my day. I've been having a 3 day email conversation with someone trying to explain to them why their fic can not be nominated in both Comedy/Fluff and Dark/Angst, at SoGA.

stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 10:13 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Seriously? OMG - PICK ONE. :D
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stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 10:14 am (UTC)
*tosses you a towel*

Don't act like you don't love it.
crayonbreakygal
Jan. 5th, 2006 12:58 pm (UTC)
I'm hungry for lunch and ya made me click.

Ijust love the alien one. I've even seen this in other fandoms. Of course, they're usually kidding.

Are you sure people don't know about this great list and are doing their best to get on it? BTW, who the hell is Dan?

NOW IN CHAPTERS!
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:15 pm (UTC)
ALIEN. "The thing." Because that's so common it's a thing. I mean, X-Files or ST I get. I think there was only one instance of aliens on Buffy EVER - during the Glory arc, right?

DAN. *shakes head*
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stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:15 pm (UTC)
hahahahahaha!!!!

YES. You're HILARIOUS.
altyronsmaker
Jan. 5th, 2006 01:52 pm (UTC)
See? This is why I stopped giving summaries! LOL!!!

You'll never catch me, copper!!!! *speeds off to write summary-less fic*
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, hush, you! I'm pretty sure you aren't slapping a Dan and spiEk and OMG in your summary, hence the NO WORRIES. (And these are all from several years ago. I'm not trolling for NEW stories! My balls ain't THAT big!)
zyrya
Jan. 5th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
I am able to my true feelings. I say in your bedroom and do the Star Trek alien sex virus thing. You make my saddness expire was you comes to to help.

::barks::
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
*gives you a biscuit*
*rubs your tummy*

OH. I see. *rubs tummy more*
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angstpuppy
Jan. 5th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
Oh. Dear. God.
I'm a-snorfling in my meatballs over here.

Oooh, a present for you...well, of the icky kind, but still. I don't know if you are on the community badbuffyfic, but this one was just rec'd there and...guh. It is the bad. Go, look, call your shrink...
http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/story.php?no=544211990
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
I WILL GO!! Huzzah!

*leaps and bounds over a single dinner to get to it*
violethamster
Jan. 5th, 2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
*snerk* *loves*

Although it shows how inured I've gotten to it all when the only thing that really gives me pause is wondering if "Dan" is Oz (you know, in the hallowed tradition of "Will", "Alex" and "Elizabeth").
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
DAN. Pretty damned random, yes. (Actually, I was stuck on "preform" - imagining elaborate molds for hot rubber and I'll just stop right there, yes? Ha!)
rudemuchness
Jan. 5th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
Permision to die laughing?

This almost makes me feel bad 'cause I do tend to OMG, in my summaries. But only because I can't write one to save my life.

Anyway, this made my day. Now I must do something to make these chuckles subside.
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
Permission granted. HA! Kidding, I kid.

I actually like the summaries that say: look. I'm crap at this. Spike and a dust-buster and an apocolypse, ok?

*scares you* Wait, that's hiccups...
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lynnenne
Jan. 5th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I laughed until I slid off my chair. My absolute favorite has to be this one:

A hot dog on a stick changes everything.

The punchline possibilities are ENDLESS.
stoney321
Jan. 5th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
HEEEEE!! And shepenwhepet has made an icon for that very one!

I love you too!! And the star trek icon? GANKABLE. The credits are on my allpics page? I can't remember the name - but knock your socks off!
terilyn4
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
Angsty-fluffy fic! (so.... Is Spike cutting Buffy's gut open and filling it with kittens?)

awww, don't be mean to the kitties

A hot dog on a stick changes everything.

is that a real dog or a frankfurter?

I wrote a songfic. I promise this will never happen again.

is that a sacred promise?

hee, all of those were hysterical. May I friend you? I would hate to miss any of your summaries. I'm off to read your previous ones :)

stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 05:50 am (UTC)
Ha! Glad I made you laugh. I have an open door policy, no need to ask! Come and go as you please.

:D
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chantal87
Jan. 5th, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
A hot dog on a stick changes everything.

Doesn't it always?....
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 05:51 am (UTC)
*cracks up at your icon*

Hey, tootsie! *schmusen*
elisi
Jan. 7th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
I think I might just try to write a foem myself...

Oh and I've never read a song fic! Can you point me in the direction of a good one?
emella
Mar. 1st, 2006 06:50 am (UTC)
Ok. Wow. Oh my god. SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

Buffy disappears 100 years into the past & ends up finally having normal conversations with Spike... through telepathy!

Dawn's hair stays shiny (heee!)\

Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother

Can Angel save her? do dogs bark?


AWESOME! :)
andymcnope
Oct. 20th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
kwizbit referred me here and-- I have no words. You made me (and my office mates) get through a rough working Saturday. Thank you.
stoney321
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
Heh - you're welcome! I'm glad you survived a crappy day with some laughing. That's my favorite way, too. :)
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