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Watched El Crimen del Padre Amarro last night. (The Crime of Father Amarro) and remembered why my BFF and I would sigh for long periods on the phone. Ayi. Gael Garcia-Bernal is so achey beautiful. The movie didn't quite work for me overall, but if you *cough* enjoy religious imagery mixed up with sex and THIS BOY... Well. It's better than a poke in the eye. He'd get my ass back in church, that's for sure. The movie is very much like Romeo and Juliet meets The Scarlett Letter - something that should really hit harder than it does. Also, GGB is naked a lot. And has pretty lips. *cough* Te gusta, Gael.

Now, we all know the Magic 8 Ball is a JOKE. It's not real. It doesn't tell the truth. Know what does? HAL 2000's MAGIC 8 BALL. "What are you doing, Dave?" HAL is clever, though, and make start asking YOU questions. (ask, hit "query" and he'll respond.) Ru? I expect you'll get a kick out of this.

I've been catching up on all of the Arrested Development eps I've missed. CRAP. Won't SOMEONE pick up this show? The final ep with all the HBO, SHowtime, ABC references? Hee! thepiratequeen? I agree: "Sister is the new mother, Mother" is so damn funny. Buster kills me. I still think George Michael may be my favorite character. That kid has the most amazing comic timing. And he makes me ache, too. (The final confession about Maeby to his dad! ACK! Someone pick up this show!) Gentles?? WARDEN GENTLES. "He could have any piece of ass in there." Ahahaha!

And someone wrote a fic in the fan-squee-comm of our RPG, and it's pretty damn awesome. You can read it here.

Okay, Sue informed me that Patrick Swayze is cutting a HIP HOP ALBUM. Yes. You read that correctly. I, for one, couldn't be more pleased. I'm going to put some money down and say there will be at least three instances of the following:

"I'm ______ and I'm here to say, I love _______ in a major way."

Now for the blank filling in. It's a game! Let's play! My choices:

Patrick Swayze, being gay
the guy from Ghost, not being dead
an effete dancer, wearing tights
really lame, being lame
feathery haired, feathering my hair
very tired,  sleeping in
Patrick Swayze, Fruity Pebbles
Heavy browed, hunting mammoths
Patrick S, late-term abortions
Workin' hard, hardly workin'
P to tha S, smokin' blunts

Now you try!

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marguerite_26
Jan. 6th, 2006 06:45 am (UTC)
Hee!! Patrick Swayze!!! That's better than David Hasselhoff!

*giggles like crazy*

still pretty, plastic surgery

stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 06:50 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Plastic surgery, OF COURSE. (He is taking on the overall look of a melting candle, isn't he?)

And for that? *points to icon*
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Stallone trumps Hasslehoff! - stoney321 - Jan. 6th, 2006 07:09 am (UTC) - Expand
Stallone???? Bah! Never! - marguerite_26 - Jan. 6th, 2006 07:22 am (UTC) - Expand
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violethamster
Jan. 6th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA. Dear God. Sign of the apocalypse.

"I'm just a fool to believe and I'm here to say, I love wind through my tree in a major way."
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
By the way: you AREN'T a fool to believe that you have anything I need.

You're___, next to me. And I'll never let anyone put you in a corner.
somecandytalkin
Jan. 6th, 2006 07:56 am (UTC)
AaHahahaha!

Kudos to working in a Fruity Pebbles reference.

Verah Nice kickin' it.

Man I love HAL.
somecandytalkin
Jan. 6th, 2006 08:03 am (UTC)
Okay -

I Mickey Mouse, Motherfucker,and I'm here to say, I love to watch Baywatch every day!


My only excuse is that the vid is stuck in my head: http://www.muchosucko.com/video-imickeymousemotherfuckers.html
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melbournegirl
Jan. 6th, 2006 08:03 am (UTC)
Of course, you're over looking perhaps the greatest of all... SEGEAL!!!

Official Homepage - Now with Segeal rocking 24/7!!!

http://www.stevenseagal.com/

Steven Segeal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink:

http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html


And how dare overlook uber!woobie, the Marsterbator himself, James "doesn't look that great with brown hair" Marsters. He's got a band and solo projects. OMGWTFHTML!!!1!
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:36 am (UTC)
Now I wanna find the clip of Will Ferrell as Steven Seagal getting kneed in the balls over and over again. BWAH!
inlovewithnight
Jan. 6th, 2006 08:54 am (UTC)
::dies laughing:: Oh, Patrick Swayze. You couldn't have gotten out while you still had a SHRED of dignity?
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:36 am (UTC)
Did he, Sam?

Did he still have a shred?
likeadeuce
Jan. 6th, 2006 09:08 am (UTC)
NO PATRICK NO, LEAVE MY MEMORY OF THE OUTSIDERS AND THE TIGHT BLACK SHIRT THAT MADE ME REALIZE I HAD COME OF AGE AND WAS NOW A WOMAN ALONE. . .

*sobs*
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:38 am (UTC)
Ahahaha!!!

Speaking of tight shirts, I also started "A Streetcar Named Desire" last night and had fogotten how SHOCKINGLY GORGEOUS Marlon Brando was in it.

And how horribly matched Vivien Leigh and he were. But that's a rant for another time...
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cherusha
Jan. 6th, 2006 09:15 am (UTC)
STEVE HOLT!
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:40 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, the DREAM. Take that, Swayze!
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entrenous88
Jan. 6th, 2006 09:48 am (UTC)
I think that Patrick Swayze and Hal should rap together in fake!sympathetic emotionally-manipulative sensitive-guy rap. Ewwwww.
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:41 am (UTC)
I think that's already being done by Eminem.

AHHAHAHA!! *waits for Winter to beat me up*

okay, THE NAME!! You truly are Number One Wife.
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stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:43 am (UTC)
I like how serious you are in your replies. You are giving me facts and details that underscore our pain. I am attempting to do the same. And then I'll say something like penis, which ruins it all.
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stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
Heee!! I knew you would like it! CREEPY HAL.

"What are you doing, Anne?"
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crayonbreakygal
Jan. 6th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
Patrick Swayze doing rap? WT hell is this world coming to? **rant, rant**

It'll be popular somewhere. He is kinda sceeerry looking now.
stoney321
Jan. 6th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
He is VERY melty looking and odd. His skin is so tight, he has to sit down to blink.

RAPPING. I seriously cannot wait to hear that trainwreck.
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