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I KNEW IT.


We had "the talk" with the kids today. About Crawford most likely having died. About how much we loved him, how good a kitty he was, what a long life he had. We pull into the driveway, the tears gone, and

GUESS WHO IS SITTING AT THE DOOR, MEOWING HIS HEAD OFF???

Little bastard. Thin as a rail, hungrier than all get-out, but alive and indecisive as to purr or meow or eat.

The Teflon Kitty strikes again. Death WILL NOT STICK. Okay, my turn for cuddles is coming up. Thanks to everyone that sent me well wishes - I guess it worked.

*BEAMS*

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tx_cronopio
Jan. 21st, 2006 11:55 am (UTC)
OMG. Well, first off, hooray for live kitty! Go Crawford!

Secondly...wry hugs. Because you know, the next time you tell them someone has died, they just aren't going to buy it.

xox
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:01 pm (UTC)
I'm telling you! This cat has earned the knickname Teflon. The vet just cracked up when I called.

We think he found a garage - he smells like car oil. THE BASTARD. And yes, I've just realized the kids have no faith in my doom and gloom. =P Ha!
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stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:01 pm (UTC)
SERIOUSLY. Cats. Little shits, every one of them. *is soooo grateful*
trepkos
Jan. 21st, 2006 11:59 am (UTC)
Excellent news!
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:02 pm (UTC)
Scrappy, aka Drooly is sniffing him all over and trying to clean his head. Awwwwww.
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stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:13 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. "There can only be one." I'm telling you: he's sucking the souls of other cats to take their extra lives!

BEWARE.

:D
yin_again
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:09 pm (UTC)
Little bastard.

Bless his black little heart.
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:14 pm (UTC)
HE IS SUCH A BASTARD. I can't tell you how SURE I was that last year, when he turned up looking like he'd been chewed up by a coyote (we have many in the neighborhood, not to mention the red tailed hawks, bobcats...) that he was a goner.

He has OBVIOUSLY made a deal with the devil. And I couldn't be more pleased. *squiiiish*
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stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:16 pm (UTC)
HELLO!! We were most likely driving around the serene lake, explaining the "circle of life" to the kids with Enya on the radio.

I'll call in a bit. We're having an impromptu celebration right now. 9 Lives, Liver flavor is involved. I almost put a candle in it when Mr. S rolled his eyes at me. Heh.

BAYBEEEEEE!!! *sniffs in that smell*
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inlovewithnight
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:13 pm (UTC)
Yay! That's awesome, if perhaps a bit confusing for the children. :) I'm guessing that someone is NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN...
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:17 pm (UTC)
SOMEONE IS NEVER EVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN, YES. Hahaha!!

Honestly, I don't think they really believed me deep down. No body = possibility.

*shakes fist at the cat* I'll never be believed again. :D
wolfshark
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:17 pm (UTC)
Yay!
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:18 pm (UTC)
HURRAH!!!!

*hides from shark coming to eat me*
*twirls you*
kita0610
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:43 pm (UTC)
YAyYAYAY! So very glad for you guys! Keep the bastard cat INSIDE from now on!
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Kita. The kids keep laughing syncophantly and telling me they knew all along.

My name is mud. And the cat is getting duct taped to a silken pillow.
likeadeuce
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
yay!
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:06 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!
lettered
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
Somehow I missed your first post about your crazy kitty. I am so glad only to have come in for the happy ending. I'm so happy for you! And for this article I read in the nudist paper wherein this cat who was watching the birdfeeder outside kept flinging himself against the window. I love cats!
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:08 pm (UTC)
HE IS INSANE. Every tuxedo I've ever had has been a little weirdo. A loveable weirdo, but a weirdo nonetheless.

You know the rusty meow cats do to birds at a window? Our newest kitty, Hope, does that to FLIES. Spazz. *snuggles ALL the kitties*
bitchygrrl
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Go Crawford! Go Crwaford *waves hand in the air* That is awesome. You should call that cat the Road Runner
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
I am calling him SHITHEAD. :D Haha! Thanks. He is curled up among four sets of legs and getting lots of praise and fresh liver. He's in heaven.
julia_here
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:59 pm (UTC)
"...and the towns sausage tasted like fur for a week..."

Cats. Can't live without, can't stay sane around them. Glad he's back, but good grief, what he puts you through!

Julia, if Elvyra reappears it's going to be the Killkenny cats here, I'm afraid
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha!! Oh, man, there isn't enough meat on this cat to make a cocktail weiner, so fur burgers it would have to be. That sounds incredibly filthy, now that I've typed it...

Argh! If he wasn't the most loveable thing, chatty and affectionate and with enough quirks to keep you laughing (no corn cob is safe from his need to consume), we wouldn't get so emotional over this bag of bones.
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stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
*BESOS!!*

El gato es muy estupido. :D
winterlive
Jan. 21st, 2006 01:46 pm (UTC)
YAY.
stoney321
Jan. 21st, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
AGREED.
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