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Okay. I have JUST NOW told the dude that WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH swmbo in the "Get better, or die trying" post to Cease and DESIST. Mostly because he is using the CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. I kid you not. I have given him the assignment of using the mathematical equation I formulated and solving for half-wit. And show your work. (And it's worth it to read the whole thing because she is SO GOOD at handing people their asses with a smile on her face.)

FINAL STATEMENT ON MOCKING (which, incidentally was NOT the topic of the post, huh.): Are you trying to tell me that Dave Chappelle shouldn't mock Gallagher? Seinfeld can't mock Carrot Top? Not that I'm at that level of game, of course, but you SEE MY POINT.

GALLAGHER. Friggin'... COME ON.

Now. I want to get some inspiration. Can anyone give me a prompt: pairing, scenario, rating, and get my ass in gear with writing? Fandoms to include: any celebrity, Buffy/Angel-verse, Coupling, Star Wars, PotC. First 10 unless something that cannot be denied comes down the pike.

Please? With sugar on top? And then I'll open them up for concrit. 10-Q! [ETA]Okay! Got my 10, now Imma get cracking.

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ladycat777
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)
Link? Please? I need good wank.

Also -- Connor and Xander. Shippy, not, just the two of them somewhere.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)
OoooooOOOooh. Lemme think of how to, and DONE.

Link? BOOM. This is half-way through his CRAZY ARGUMENT. Seriously: DON'T LOOK AT THE MONKEY!

Also, my partner in crime sent me this link as a reminder of how AWESOME Will Ferrell and Jack Davenport are, and dammit, SHE. IS. RIGHT. I laughed so hard at this...
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stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:55 am (UTC)
I WILL! I will do this, and I am HOPPED UP on a quiet house (emily had a sleep over!) and caffeine and Beastie Boys and funk yoga (see your journal) and GROOVE.

*salutes* OKAY.
julia_here
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:07 am (UTC)
Wow. tdwwnsawswmbo is the original tl;dr, isn't he? The orphaned comment on the third page sort of says it all: he LIKES using "colorful" analogies- to use my own, this is the written equivalent of autoerotic asphixiation. Feels good, I hear, but not without its hazards, and not likely to get anyone else off (unless they're watching a snuff film?).

Prompts? Brain....not....found....

Julia, day three of feeling like warmed-over fermented owl dung
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:13 am (UTC)
*spreads you on my garden*

Seriously. The frustrating part? He thinks he is WINNING THE ARGUMENT. I think my new catchphrase needs to be "solve for s, where s = half-wit."

Dammit, the world is filled with QUARTER-WITS.
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amybnnyc
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)
What in the HELL is he *still* talking about? It makes no sense.

Dude, swmbo deserves a medal for wading through that pile of self-masturbatory crap and trying to make some sort of sense out of it.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:14 am (UTC)
SOMEONE MAKE A CROWN. Dammit, she has one of those. SOMEONE MAKE HER A SCEPTRE.

Or possibly pick up her lunch tab. SOMETHING.
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entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:34 am (UTC)
Morning, Stoney!

Xander/Connor, if you don't mind making Xander bi for 100 words. :D
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:37 am (UTC)
100 words? Okay, I'm going to try. (Did you see that Andrea requested the same pairing? Ha!)

Any... scenarios? Locations? Kinks? Themes?
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swmbo
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:38 am (UTC)
*facepalm*

Dude, and this is all because his analogy SUCKED and because he hit my huge pet peeve when he tried to say he was just trying to point out argument flaws - not even because of the mocking thing. I am QUEEN OF OFF TOPIC and spammming your lj to bits and pieces *blush*

stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:46 am (UTC)
Oh, you're so DARLING when you blush. Nono, you have allowed me to witness a REAL LIFE DEMONSTRATION of the Chewbacca Defense, for which I am grateful.

It was a pleasure and joy watching you at work. :D
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stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:49 am (UTC)
Oh, no no, it's AMAZING to me. I am not the best debator *cough - I'll not make the obvious rhyme here* but to see someone who IS up against someone who THINKS they are... masterful.

CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. There's a sound bite on the link. Ahahahaha!!

Sparrington? DONE. Further prompts? Location, any particular kink?
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hellziggy
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:15 am (UTC)
Hmmm... My favorites in the Whedonverse are Spike(duh!), Xander, Willow, Jayne & Wash. Pick & choose from there. Put snow in it because it is winter and I live in Minnesota. No seahorses (not that there is anything wrong with seahorse Spander.)

*hugs you*
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:26 am (UTC)
Okay. *salutes*

I willcreate SOMETHING, dammit.
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lettered
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:16 am (UTC)
Omg am I still in the top ten? Because I want Chewy/lettered.

He has such dreamy eyes and god . . . the hair.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:26 am (UTC)
Okay, so are we talking a Chewbacca masturbation drabble?

*gets out note pad*
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cherusha
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:25 am (UTC)
I love you so much for invoking the Chewbacca Defense!

Okay! I give you zee best idea evah!

Summary: Will Ferrell eats cookies and milk.
Pairing: Cookie/Milk
Category: Food!porn

*draws heart in air*

*runs off again*
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:26 am (UTC)
DONE and DONE.

Also: *sighs dreamily over you*
marlo
Feb. 2nd, 2006 10:28 am (UTC)
Welcome to fandom. There are wankers everywhere!
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 11:22 am (UTC)
Ahaha! Oh, yes, yes, I know, it's jut astounding the DEDICATION. One week.

WOW.

Also: HELLO!
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likeadeuce
Feb. 2nd, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)
Waaah, I always miss these. I will be sure to come along and give misspelled concrit, though. And I'll mention Chewbacca and Hitler.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 11:23 am (UTC)
No! You aren't! I see your request below and I will do my best, Captain!

Anything with Connor is a go for me, and it's like... all the ones I'm getting! Except for the Chewie smut drabble. Except for that one.
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likeadeuce
Feb. 2nd, 2006 10:33 am (UTC)
oh wait, maybe you're not all full on prompts?

if you're not, something involving Wesley and Connor would rock my socks. Not a 'ship just -- crossing paths; either b/t s3&4 or post-Origin. Prompt = stray dog.

if you are full, ignore me. I can't count.
lynnenne
Feb. 2nd, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
Come on. Even THE SIMPSONS mock Gallagher. It's practically a national pastime.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY.

And THANK YOU for being the only person to comment on the righteouness of mocking Gallagher. And no one got tumors... or created snuff films... or stomped kittens...

JESUS. Who, also, mocks Gallagher.
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dlgood
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
Do you watch Scrubs? If so... Xander/The Todd prompt: "Dude! How's your penis?"
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)
Okay, you are the BEST PROMPT GIVER EVER.

I am STILL thinking about Connor Seaver. I have it all mapped out in my head. One day...

YES. Xander/The Todd. YES. Gimmie a day or so, and it'll be DONE.

You rock, Dave.
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