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Coupla things...

Number one: GHOST TOWN, yo. Okay, I've been out all morning, too, but JEEZ. I expect to come back and find skip=80 or something. But: flowers! Spring is springing and I'm sooo excited. (Um, julia_here? Look for an email from me at some point today. My email can be wonky, so that's why I'm putting a notice here.)

Number Two: Who watches Scrubs on my flist? Like it, do ya? Go to cherusha's LJ and read the great Scrubs fic she's started. The BEST Dr. Cox voice I've ever seen outside the show. And the Janitor!! *cough* There's a special guest star, bwah! Good, fun stuff - GO! (so far, Gen. 3 parts coming.)

Number Three: I'm working on some PORN. I feel the need for PORN. And two bullet-proof kinks of mine: blow jobs and prison bars. What? Just me?

Sue? Where'd ya go? Phone die?

Number Four: and WOE!! Oh, I was moody and sad, but WOE! At a_list_celebs, Jack and Will have broken up. Waaaah! (And a million people sigh in relief) Bastards. They were awesome! Best cracked out pairing EVER. Next to Kevin Spacey and Prince. Or Donatella Versace and Paul Bettany. I had to soothe my sad little 'shipper heart with "...Say Anything," the BEST RO-COM EVER. With the BEST MOVIE BOYFRIEND EVER. So. Who's the best boyfriend on TV/Movies/Books ever? Here's my list:

Gilbert Blythe
Lloyd Dobbler (omg, John Cusack! Sooo big a crush on him.)
Jake Ryan (unf. STILL gorgeous.)
Nic Cage in Valley Girl (what was his name???)
Ben Stiller in Reality Bites. Ahahaha! WRONG.

Spam me! Soothe my sad little Will Ferrell lovin' heart! (shut it. I like nice guys that are funny.)

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spacey_case
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC)
>:)~
captain_no_name
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
Bitch Imma tear U up.

UH!! *flicks tongue between fangers*
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poshcat
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:15 pm (UTC)
Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) in xXx.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!

PS Have I told you today how much I look forward to your posts and links and truly snort-inducing comments? YOU are, in fact, my perfect movie boyfriend. ::rubs you down::
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:18 pm (UTC)
I have been CRAP about replying to you, but you KNOW you my girlfren, right? Did you even READ the re-write of your doctor kink-femme slash? Ung. All for you, posh.

I LOVE reading your posts, too. *mutual love and humping* What?

Blow jobs. Through prison bars. UNG. All. Most. Done. *fans self*
gracielu
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:30 pm (UTC)
*cracks up*
*because of the prison bars thing, NOT because of the break up*
*because WTF is up with that, yo*
*although that might've been the thing that made the moron pull his head out of his ass and post a comment*
*which is a shame, really, since I'm on my way to work*
*but seriously, WTF*
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
*cough Sparrington prison sex*

Because! It was a natural turn in the relationship! And Will doesn't even have his buddy Depp - the gorilla maker - to get high with and take the edge off the WOE. Or does he?? (Gonna post later tonight bemoaning the lack of friends - will be up LATE if you can play, OMG misses PLAYING with YOU!!)

WOE. Comment? *dashes to see*
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elcazavampiros
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
We have some Day Lilly's growing like mad, yo. I've expanded our flower garden in the front and it is filling up with the things.
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:38 pm (UTC)
Sue? Or Eddie? Oh- I sent an email giving you an idea for what to add to your flower bed out front with the day lilies. (Does it get sun after, say... 1 o'clock right there? I'm dividing some plants and may have many to share... Does Kathy have any shade for shade plants?)
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tinpanalley
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC)

Hmmm...best movie boyfriends...

I second Jake Ryan, Gilbert Blythe, and Lloyd Dobbler!

Ooh, and Christian Slater (Lewis) from "Bed of Roses" and Andrew McCarthy (Kevin) from St. Elmo's Fire. And, even Ferris from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." He would keep things interesting!

Also, hi! :)
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
Lloyd! Llloyd, Lloyd all null and void... "There's enough guys in the world, Lloyd, don't be a guy. Be a man." Oh, I LOVE that movie.

And he's still so hot in his Clash and Fishbone tees and spikey black hair?? That's like every boy I dated in high school and shortly after.

FERRIS. Oh, the makeout scene in the MOMA? When Cameron's looking at the painting of the little girl? Ung. He looks like a goooood kisser.

I need a date on make-out point STAT. Also: hello, to you!!
pernickety
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
El Mariachi from Desperado? His girlfriends don't have much in way of life expectancy, but it's good while it lasts.

Oh NOOOO what's been going on there? I stop watching the a_list like a hawk for five minutes and you go do something like that! I'm not... I can't even... I'm shocked!
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
hahaha!! "Its good while it lasts." Mmmmmm. *cough* you should bring in Antonio. What?

OMG, Will got tired of Jack being mean! Um, being mean to him, because WHO wouldn't love the constant snark Jack gives everyone?? *bawls* There's about to be a "dear diary" post from Will and there is VAN love! *clings*

(And holy snow! Come stay with me in Texas next time. We don't EVER get snow - or it's here and gone in a day.)
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richerthanqueen
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:59 pm (UTC)
Dear! Jeff! How could you?
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
Jeff? Oh, because I left off the GREATEST BOYFIEND WITH POTENTIAL EVER??

Ron Weasley. Okay, the Weasley twins could have me with a smirk and a Tonne Tongue Toffee. Rawr.
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stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:48 pm (UTC)
JIM. (did you know we have a Jim Carrey in our comm now? Holy shit SOOOOO good!)

ALEX. Okay, I pass my torch of "broken inside" to you. Except, yeah. Fuuuuuuck. It's the fuck-you grin. Mmmmmmm.

Dimmsdale? DIMMSDALE? That poncy wanker with the no responsibility havin' and passin' the buck?!?! :D

Dude, I'm in the BEST mood today. Have mourned the loss of my fake boyfriend. Heh. *take the torch back and dons crown for broken insides again*
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stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA!! NO!!! WAY!!! That's the most AWESOME thing EVER!! I totally glossed over that when I read up on my gossip - holy shit!!

And Lloyd, hands down. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen! SHAKING!! Oh, fuck, he makes my heart ACHE.

I thought the phone died - poop! Okay, for future, I'm all clever and use the Classico Sundried Tomato Alfredo sauce and add prosciutto (broil for a minute on foil to crisp up) and fresh basil leaves. Voila! Oh, a little parmesean if you want, after mixing.

CAN I CALL THE HOUSE?? Or can you call me in about a half hour? I have things! THINGS!
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floweringjudas
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
re: breakup: WHAT.
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
WOE. Oh, the woe. (need to shake things up to keep people interested. Booo.) ALSO: have come across photographic evidence that Megan Mullaly and Will Ferrell are close friends.

!!!

Doesn't... someone need to play her? How awesome would that be? And how is The Girl? (hint)
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stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
Eeeee!! I love Gilbert so. *dreamy sigh*

*squish*
cordelianne
Mar. 9th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, love your list of best fictional boyfriends! Gilbert Blythe and Lloyd Dobbler totally top my list too!!

My list would also include:
- Patrick from 10 Things I Hate About You (ha ha, I loved Heath Ledger before BBM!!)
- Bright Abbott from Everwood (a tv show no one else I know watches)
- Luke Girardi from the now-cancelled Joan of Arcadia (why do I watch shows no one watches?)
- Luke Wilson's character in Legally Blonde (or any "boyfriend" role Luke plays)
- Xander from BtVS
- Turk on Scrubs (I'm checking out the Scrubs fic rec. Thanks!)
stoney321
Mar. 9th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
TURK!! (not Ted the Lawyer? Heh.)

I used to watch Everwood - I loooooved Bright. I quit in season 3 - just... lost interest, really. But OH how I loved S1 Ephraim!

(Yay! And seriously - she NAILS the Dr. Cox voice to the point of AWE.)
entrenous88
Mar. 9th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
Hi Stoney! *hearts*

I would do the fictional/movie boyfriend game, which is a great idea, but I am falling down asleep, so the only thing I have energy to say is that Jake Ryan is actually a bad boyfriend. O.o I know, HERETICAL! But it's true.

*flits away*
_willferrell
Mar. 9th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
HELLO!!! (I'm using Will, because he has the best shock icon)

JAKE WAS A BAD BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE HAD A BAD GIRLFRIEND!!

He will be faithful and loving and tender and handsome and well coiffed with Sam!! *cries* I know it!! Married??

MARRIED! JEEZ! (ahaha! smooch!)
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stoney321
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:43 am (UTC)
Waaaaaaaaaah! *loved Will and Jack so, so much even thought they made NO SENSE at ALL* Oh, I know you don't follow the comm at all, but at some point Jack is going to tell him side of the breakup today, and that should be INCREDIBLY entertaining. I love the Jack she writes. So pissy and cold (but not!) and snarky and haughty and (still loves...)

Jake Ryan from 16 Candles? No matter. Oh, if you want to figure out what it is about LM Montgomery (who wrote Anne), you should pick up the Emily of New Moon series if you ever get the inclination. I actually like that trilogy better than Anne, which is saying a lot.

Llloyd! The shivering after their first time! The NOTE! The fact that his best friends are girls, HELLO. Kickboxing? Sport of the future?
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