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You know what? Don't even act like you don't wanna play. It's not like there's anything ELSE to do around here lately. :D SO! *claps hands together with glee* Here's the drill: jot down on a piece of paper 1 thru 30. Put your answers there, then - no peeking! you'll take away all the fun, ya big cheater! - cut and paste what's under the cut into a comment HERE and put YOUR answers in the numbered blanks. In your subject line, put your answer for #1 so we all know which fandom this is based on. Then? SPREAD THE WORD. What will make this funnier is how it fits in ANY FANDOM. *cough* which proves my point that all of the problems in one fandom are not exclusive, and we can all get back to writing, ahem. Let's get as many fandoms involved as possible. WHEEEEEE! (and if you don't know your parts of speech, well, that will only make it more fun to read, so don't sweat it.

1. your fandom
2. whole number
3. type of sex (male or female)
4. transitive verb
5. verb
6. verb opposite in def. from 5
7. action verb
8. opposite action
9. violent action
10. animal part (physical feature)
11. fave fandom character
12. dominant trait of 11
13. feminine character trait, unsavory
14. second fave fandom character
15. action verb
16. viscous fluid
17. number
18. genitalia
19. something you find in a forest
20. power tool
21. action verb + noun
22. reaction to woe
23. action verb
24. action verb
25. action verb
26. hair color of #14
27. horribly misspelled word
28. second horribly misspelled word
29. part of punctuation
30. least favorite fandom



And Now For Something Completely Different, A Tale of Fandom How Tos

Once upon a time in _1_ there were _2_ _3_ that _4_ one another. But, as we all know _5_ can quickly become _6_. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as _7_/_8_. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always _9_ the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some _10_ on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, _11_ is _12_. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, _11_ likes to _13_. And then _14_ will _15_ them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. _16_ is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of _17_ of different terms for _18_. An example to draw from: _19_, _20_ or _21_. And what do they do? They _22_, _23_, _24_ and oh yes, _25_. This will only make the _26_ one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across _27_ or _28_ in a story. And also, _29_ are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in _30_ and be a success!

AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!

Comments

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poshcat
Mar. 22nd, 2006 06:38 am (UTC)
You are my hero. ::runs, nay, gallops to get a pencil::
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
WHEEEE! Don't forget to put #1 in your subject header! (and feel free to start a new thread - I hope this spreads!)
violethamster
Mar. 22nd, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA. I freakin' love you.
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 07:03 am (UTC)
WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING?!?! *pines* Trish! *hugs you tight*
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yin_again
Mar. 22nd, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
I *facepalmed*, I came, I saw, I conquered. I madlibbed.
Once upon a time in SGA there were 17 blowjobs that loved one another. But, as we all know death can quickly become resurrection. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as flying/falling. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always decapitate the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snouts on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Rodney is arrogant. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Rodney likes to (be) bitchy. And then John will lick them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Motor oil is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 82 different terms for cock. An example to draw from: moss, drill or eating lunch. And what do they do? They *facepalm*, came, saw and oh yes, conquered. This will only make the black one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across prostrate or clitorus in a story. And also, semi-colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 07:37 am (UTC)
SGA!
Decapitation is SOOOOOO equal to love.

MOTOR OIL. And the thing is... I've seen that used in a fic. Ouuuuuuuuuuch.
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pernickety
Mar. 22nd, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)

Once upon a time in the Mighty Boosh there were 7 fox bummers that scatted (Scat singing! I was thinking of scat singing! It's an ancient art! zomg.) one another. But, as we all know buff can quickly become squirt. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as die/revive. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always prod the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some legs of a ram on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Howard is intellectual. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Howard likes to wax. And then Vince will jump them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Summer soup is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for boobs. An example to draw from: pine cone, sander or jump plank. And what do they do? They sniffle, dart, scoot and oh yes, dance. This will only make the 'your basic backcomb structure, slightly root-boosted frame and a cheeky fringe' one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across shaimin or elctor in a story. And also, colon are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailormoon and be a success!

... who thought that thinking of words is such hard work. I need to have a lie down now, I'm exhausted! Also: I giggled like mad when buff and squirt worked out so nicely. Mad lips are endless amounts of fun. :)
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:02 am (UTC)
MIGHTY BOOSH!
SUMMER SOUP? Bwahaahahaha.

(Dude, sailor moon fandom has some WANK, yo!! Hee hee!!! I like the imagery of dancing boobs, too. Sniffle!!)
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poshcat
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)
Aw, I'm not number one! Dumb children who needed help getting ready for school.

But anyway! Here it is! I'm not sure how much sense it makes, but it was sure fun to do. :0P

Once upon a time in Buffydom there were eight girls that punished one another. But, as we all know tickles can quickly become smacks. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as leaping/collapsing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always chainsaw the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some whiskers on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Spike is a sexy grinner. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Spike likes to talk on his cell phone during a movie. And then Willow will prance them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Gravy is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 211 of different terms for "nubbin". An example to draw from: tree gnomes, jig saws, or jiggly jello. And what do they do? They sob, stabbity, smooch and oh yes, knit. This will only make the red-haired one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "pennis" or "fillashio" in a story. And also, new paragraphs are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailor Moon and be a success!


stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:21 am (UTC)
Buffyverse
GRAVY IS OPTIONAL!!!

And "nubbin" is one of my favorite words. It's amazing how well "tree gnomes" could work there.

(oh god there is someone I avoid like the plague because of their refulsal to put SPACES between paragraphs! It's like one massive block of letters!!)
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tinpanalley
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:17 am (UTC)
Buffyverse-The most informative writing advice ever.

Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were four females that deliver one another. But, as we all know running can quickly become walking. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as composing/disturbing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always stab the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some wings on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Dawn is vulnerable. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Dawn likes to bitch. And then Spike will guide them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Maple syrup is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for the family jewels. An example to draw from: tree bark, circular saws or smelling flowers. And what do they do? They Waa!, create, win and oh yes, rotate. This will only make the bleached blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across imageenashun or exstacie in a story. And also, !’s are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:23 am (UTC)
WINGS. (And smelling flowers is not unlikely... I may have come cross that in my bad!fic searches.)

I'm so glad you played! Hahahahah!
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weird_one
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:39 am (UTC)
CSI - All Versions
followed yin here

Once upon a time in CSI there were 13 fistings that hugged one another. But, as we all know love can quickly become hate. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as running/walking. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always spank the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some tail on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Danny is unlucky. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Danny likes to weep uncontrollably. And then Nick will lick them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Chocolate pudding is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 11 of different terms for balls. An example to draw from: weeds, chainsaw or fucking Speed. And what do they do? They faint, write, drive and oh yes, fly. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across excprte or wirthring in a story. And also, question marks are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in LotR and be a success!
stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 08:50 am (UTC)
HOORAY!!! I've been WAITING for a "weep" something all morning!! Oh my GOD I've read many, MANY fics with chocolate pudding as lube. Oh the SMELL. Eventually. o_0

I'm so glad you came over! Feel free to drag anyone and everyone over here to get a nice, wide pan-fandom response.
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stoney321
Mar. 22nd, 2006 09:16 am (UTC)
Do it again for South Park RPS! :D

SNOUT!! THREE OF YOU. Snout. There's obviously a secret society that needs forming.

Treacle? You'd never get them apart.
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lostakasha
Mar. 22nd, 2006 09:09 am (UTC)
Angel, the Series
And Now For Something Completely Different, A Tale of Fandom How Tos

Once upon a time in Angel there were 3 males that purported one another. But, as we all know leaving can quickly become staying. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as locked/unlocked. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always explode the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snout on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Angel is broody. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Angel likes to bitch. And then Gunn will shoot them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Snot is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 83.5 different terms for quim. An example to draw from: moss, orbital sander or mountain. And what do they do? They weep, tremble, destroy and oh yes, fart. This will only make the bald one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across aposcalispe or recumbernant in a story. And also, commas are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Smallville and be a success!

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lettered
Mar. 22nd, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
ATS/BTVS
Once upon a time in AtS there were 68 unisex(uals) that engorged one another. But, as we all know enervation can quickly become invigoration. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as spazz/mope. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always butt fuck the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snout on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Angel is freakishly controlling. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Angel likes to smell like fish. And then Buffy will assault them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. That pink lava stuff from Ghostbusters II is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 69 of different terms for balls. An example to draw from: mushrooms, radial saws, or castrating pretty boys. And what do they do? They decide to avenge, regale, overwhelm and oh yes, grab. This will only make the blonde one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across fillatio or calapidgeous in a story. And also, colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in I don't know and be a success!
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zandra_x
Mar. 22nd, 2006 11:23 am (UTC)
Buffyverse
Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were 9 females that held one another. But, as we all know running can quickly become dropping. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as climbing/descending. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always explode the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some fur on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now,Xander is reliable. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to be petty. And then Spike will jump them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Honey is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 20 of different terms for cock. An example to draw from:ferns, or electric screwdrivers, or waving a fan. And what do they do? They be stoic, stroke, spin and oh yes,throttle. This will only make the blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across cuase or definatly in a story. And also, commas are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in HP and be a success!
altyronsmaker
Mar. 22nd, 2006 11:49 am (UTC)
Buffyverse
Once upon a time in the Buffyverse there were 30 females that spanked one another. But, as we all know retching can quickly become swallowing. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as praise/defame. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always rend the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some antlers on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Xander is eyes. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to weepy. And then Spike will run them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Blood is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 15 of different terms for penis. An example to draw from: moss, drill or kicking feet. And what do they do? They sob, wipe, cry, and oh yes, sniff. This will only make the white one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across dispare or Angle in a story. And also, dashes are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in due South and be a success!
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STONEY! You are evil and MUST be destroyed, chicky. I swear. LMFAO!!!
marlo
Mar. 24th, 2006 08:51 am (UTC)
Re: Buffyverse
The first paragraph is GOLD. But "Blood is optional" is my favorite, because OMG, it so isn't.
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screaming_mimie
Mar. 22nd, 2006 12:06 pm (UTC)
hmm, this would require that I actually had a fandom.
elcazavampiros
Mar. 22nd, 2006 12:34 pm (UTC)
Lost
Once upon a time in the Lost fandom there were 30 females that ate one another. But, as we all know slipping can quickly become standing upright. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as slobbering/having dry mouth. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always stab the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some muzzles on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Sun is Asian. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Sun likes to shop. And then Lock will saunter them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Motor oil is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 10 different terms for clitoris. An example to draw from: twigs, drill or washing the dog. And what do they do? They weep, fly, burrow and oh yes, swallow. This will only make the brunette one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across pasgetti or wensday in a story. And also, semicolons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Queer as Folk fandom and be a success!
likeadeuce
Mar. 22nd, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
OK, I think something got lost in the translation
But I'm posting anyway. What am I going to do otherwise? Work?:

Once upon a time in Angel there were 666 females that shampooed one another. But, as we all know snark can quickly become cuddle. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as defenestrate/fenestrate. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always castrate the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some puma loinon them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce is bookish. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Wesley likes to be a slut. And then Cordelia will sprint them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Ketchup is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 27 different terms for "cock". An example to draw from: acorn, chainsaw or hit the ball. And what do they do? They angst, fart, fondle and oh yes, shave. This will only make the chestnut-haired one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "operashun" or "ficshun" in a story. And also, semicolons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Stargate Atlantis and be a success!
paynbow
Mar. 28th, 2006 12:26 am (UTC)
Re: OK, I think something got lost in the translation
Ooh! Points for using 'defenestrate'! That word is not used nearly enough *g*
luvxander
Mar. 23rd, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Once upon a time in Buffy the Vampire Slayer there were 141 frottages that kiss one another. But, as we all know detruction can quickly become creation. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as run/stop. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always throttle the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some tail on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Xander is sarcastic. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to flirt. And then Lindsey will grab them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. bile is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 23 of different terms for cock. An example to draw from: deer droppings, screwdriver or push button. And what do they do? They *headdesk*, kick, bite and oh yes, sit. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across laxidaisicall or cuntree in a story. And also, hyphens are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
marlo
Mar. 24th, 2006 08:41 am (UTC)
Once upon a time in the Jossverse there were five women that hugged one another. But, as we all know spelunking can quickly become flying. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as jumping/falling. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always explode the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some muzzle on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Drusilla is insane. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Drusilla likes to hump. And then Spike will sponge them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Raspberry jam is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of seventeen of different terms for vagina. An example to draw from: mushroom, power drill, or eating krill. And what do they do? They curl up into a fetus position, run, strip, and oh yes, dance. This will only make the platinum blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "fiteing" or "plajriz" in a story. And also, umlauts are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in popslash and be a success!
sweet_ali
Mar. 24th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
Buffyverse
(eee! fun!)

Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were 8 asexuals that fucked one another. But, as we all know devouring can quickly become picking. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as gallop/stumble. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always disembowel the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snouts on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Buffy is strong. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Buffy likes to make passive-aggressive catty remarks. And then Spike will drive them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Bile is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 693 of different terms for lovehole. An example to draw from: moss, jigsaw, or fucking hell. And what do they do? They uncontrollably sob, bounce, skip and oh yes, climb. This will only make the bleached-blonde one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across oergesum or eckstacey in a story. And also, astericks are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Veronica Mars and be a success!

AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!

(just read this over. BWAHAHAHA! I loves you)
paynbow
Mar. 28th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC)
Buffy
Hee! Although, I think mine had limited success...

Once upon a time in BtVS there were 40 gender neuters that punished one another. But, as we all know singing can quickly become crooning. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as jumped/fell. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always round-house kick the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some claws on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Spike is sarcastic. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Spike likes to prance. And then Anya will poke them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Blood is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 23 different terms for vagina. An example to draw from: chipmunk, chainsaw or dancing stage. And what do they do? They draw a fake tear down their cheek, galavant, fly and oh yes, bounce. This will only make the blonde/brunette (ah, hell it changes weekly) one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across supposibly or liek in a story. And also, semi-colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Dungeons and Dragons and be a success!
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