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OH HOLY GOD. SO. DAMN. FUNNY.

We have an Orlando Bloom now at a_list_celebs. I was CRYING with laughter. No fanfic is safe. No weird scenario is unknown. He's a Johnny Depp stalker (of course) and has a Pink Sparkly Pen.

AND HE WRITES HARRY POTTER FANFIC. Did I mention the part about tears running down my face with laughing? What's not to love, people?!?!

You should add a_list_celebs to your flist. We aren't spammy, but we're FUNNY. And for ease of reading, you can add this link: http://alist-watch.livejournal.com/friends/ to your blog and check in on all the journals at one time. (Some characters post to their sockpuppet journals.) ...and sometimes it's better to come back a few hours after a post. All kinds of comments come along after the initial posts.

Yes, I'm proud of our little band of weirdos. Some funny, funny people I'm grateful to write with. *sniff* Tom Cruise and Orli are so gonna spazz on each other. (And I laugh everytime I read "Orli" because that was my nickname as a little girl. Heeeee!)

(And we can always use new applicants... Check the user info page for the comm to see what we're looking for/how to apply. Don't be shy! WHAT WE WOULD GIVE FOR A RICKY GERVAIS!!)

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allegraconbrio
May. 2nd, 2006 03:32 pm (UTC)
bwah! I have had you bookmarked for a while, but this? Orli is a new level of cracktastic hilarity and confusion. Hee!
stoney321
May. 2nd, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC)
Oh I KNOW! I was shaking so bad trying to email the applicant back, laughing my butt off.

All the emoticons and hearts and sparkles??? Heee! There's a famous pic of Orli (in RL) standing with his shirt pulled up and someone's poking his belly and he looks so DUMB and CUTE at the same time. Haha!

(And I knew we had folks checking us out that hadn't added us! Sometimes we get bummed out thinking no one is watching but ourselves, you see. :D ) <-- yes, I am a shameless, shameless mod.
emma_daisy
May. 2nd, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
Can I keep Orlando? CAN I? CAN I? So sweet and darling and dumb as box of hair.

I want to play but my internet is wonky today and it's making my eye twitch.
stoney321
May. 2nd, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
I LOOOOVE him!!!

LJ was down for a bit, but it's back up, if that was the trouble! (And you can come and go as you need, tootsie pop.)

*squishes you randomly* Hello, lovely!
emma_daisy
May. 2nd, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
It's LJ and EVERYTHING on the entire webnet. The whole thing is blinking on and off. And on. Then off again. On....OFF. And so forth. Currently, I'm on, clearly, because HI!
inlovewithnight
May. 2nd, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
I'm still tempted to make a drunk, ditzy bimbo version of Ioan. Oh, wait, from his interviews, that's the real thing...

Maybe after graduation.

::dances you just 'cause::
stoney321
May. 2nd, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
*loves to dance*
*boogies down even*

GRADUATION!! Oh, the EXCITEMENT, yo!!
jenny_onthecock
May. 2nd, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
SHe's going to model my Spring 2007 line. It's called Sparkles Galore, shhhh.
_willferrell
May. 2nd, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
OH GOD. Make it so, J Ho.

gracielu
May. 2nd, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
HEE! That's awesome. Some of us will ALWAYS be watching. We're just a little twisted like that. =D
_willferrell
May. 2nd, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
I LOVE THE TWISTED ONES. *points to you*

How's the new place? OMG, you need Red Vines and caffeine STAT!
marlo
May. 2nd, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA LOLOLOL. That's fantastic.
_willferrell
May. 2nd, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
It's me, I'm just not logging out, is all.
Dude, and it's still GOING. *cracks the hell up*

+++++gud hart hart hart

(bwah!!)

(omg Veronica Mars!!! DOOOD.)
ely_jan
May. 2nd, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC)
OMG! Orli is hysterical! *friends community* Gimme more! I can tell I'm going to be printing stuff off to take on the plane with me, and how do I explain the hysteria to the air marshall?


who is Ricky Gervais?? *is lame*

stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
ORLI IS SOOOOOO FUNNY. (check the comm's memories, if you want some backstory on a few of the characters. There are in depth bios with links, or just some crazy stuff.)

I am SO HAPPY with our new characters!! (Jim Carrey and J Lo have hooked up! Ahahaha!!)

He's a Brit comedian - star of The Office and Extra on HBO, and the guy in my icon. :D
ely_jan
May. 3rd, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
Jim and J Lo? Those crazy, fucked-up kids! Good for them!

And your icon cleared up everything, as is so often the case. When in doubt, look to the icon. What about an Eddie Izzard? I love him!
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 06:38 am (UTC)
Pretty much any big star on either side of the pond is who we want. Or seriously cracked out celebrities like Gary Busey. (Who, dear god the girl who writes him? It's scarily accurate and hilarious.)

...

If you're fishin', honey get thee to the user info page and follow the directions for application!!!! :D
ely_jan
May. 3rd, 2006 01:08 pm (UTC)
Fishing? Moi?

*g*

Actually did look, but there are so many, many possibilities! *brain melts*
kaydee23
May. 2nd, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
Hey. If you didn't see Craig Ferguson's opening monologue right now, you missed a goldmine. He talked about Keith Richardson, blah blah, nuclear war, cockroaches, the old stuff.

Then he segued into the fact Johny Depp had claimed to play Keith on Pirates, but Craig opined that Johnny had really wanted to be on POC to be next to Orlando Bloom because Orlando Bloom was dead sexy. And he went off about how that was Johnny Depp's real reason, and then he went on rationalizing about normal that was because Orlando Bloom was so sexy blah blah.

It was hilarious.

Of course, remembering Craig playing on Drew Carey, my favorite comedy, made that bit even more funny.

Look for it on You tube or something. I wasn't recording.

stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:44 am (UTC)
Oooh, i missed it! LJ and the internet were mean to me last night, so I read a BOOK. Whoa.

And Hahahaha!! So many fangirls agree with him! (I, of course, am of the mindset that Johnny and Jack Davenport are secret boyfriends, but that's just me and the commentary on PotC where they fangirled each other. Heeee!!) I'll check it out, and thanks!
dedra
May. 2nd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Okay, so this was the proverbial straw, so I finally (!) friended a-list watch because as Donatella would say, "wat ze fahk else yoo gootta do, beetch?", and I just love Donatella...

You know, you really need an Angelina on there to make it complete...lol...just think of the wank!
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:45 am (UTC)
Dona will be pleased. Holy Fahk. (speaking of, she needs to come out and play again...)

We've got an Angelina clearing her schedule (hopefully) and we're waiting for a Brad Pitt to get his app in, too. OMG THE CRACK. The Pop Culture CRACK.
angstpuppy
May. 2nd, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
You, you have brought about the downfall of civilization as-we-know-it (not a bad thing IMHO) by making everyone go look at Orli and then having, I say havinggggggg to friend the community. I have scared the cat, chased the husband from the room and peed myself. My day is complete. :sneaks off to read more back-log of a-list:
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)
Dude, is that one of the funniest things EVER??? Oh, man. I love Dumb but Pretty Orli.

*sends you diapers*
*arranges everyone's schedules so we can have a Celebrity Jeopardy soon*
zyrya
May. 3rd, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
SPARKLEDY!
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:47 am (UTC)
PINK and sparkledy, OMG HIHIHI!!!))))))))

(the teen girl netspeak is KILLING me. In the best possible way.)

...a Sam O'Neill to keep them all in line wouldn't be a bad thing. :D
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