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Happy happy birthday!

On this your special day! Happy happy birthday, that's all I'm here to say, HEY! Okay, imagine that I am standing with five other waiters I DRAAAAGED over to your table to sing that LAME ASS SONG and give you a free scoop of ice cream and you're totally embarrassed and want to kill your co-workers for doing this to you, and the waiters and I want to kill them, too. It's like I'm RIGHT THERE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Happy b-day to mpoetess and wendylouwho!

I ended up pawning off Em today and I went for a MASSAGE. Nice. I needed to dash into a body/beauty shop and just grab a tube of lotion, I knew just what I wanted, only needed the one thing and yet they INSIST ON TELLING ME ALL THE SPECIALS. And have I tried... And do I want to save... And you should see our... THIS, ladies and gentlemen, this is why I do NOT indulge in makeup and perfumes and lotions and skin stuff because I hate their SALESPEOPLE. Leave me ALONE. Sometimes I want to get in and out and not be accosted! *shudders and shakes* And dammit, I came out with the wrong thing, because I needed to escape the "just let me know if you need..." for the FIFTH TIME. ACK!


MEME! From just about everyone because I never get tagged for these things...
A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END
(I added four. WHAT?)

1. Stephen Dorff - Ewwww.
2. Wesley Snipes - Too meaty/dumb
3. Denzel Washington - Is it wrong that I want him to be dressed like Malcom X?
4. Samuel L. Jackson - not even if he wanted his muthafuckin snake in my plane HAHA
5. Hayden Christensen - I would wash his hair in a seductive manner and then YES.
6. Ian Somerhalder - He's a dirty rotten sisterfucker!
7. James Van Der Beek -Biggest skull EVER. So much eww I can barely get it across EWWW.
8. Ashton Kutcher -
9. Sean William Scott - I bet he's a two pump chump
10. The Rock - Um, no. Even though he looks like a steroid version of my ex, who was hot.
11. Brendan Fraser - I bet he cries during sex. And not in the good way.
12. Oded Fehr - Is this the guy that looks like Billy Zane?
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant - Yes, but it would be a trophy lay. I don't picture him being a good sex partner.
15. Colin Firth - OH GOD YES. He has "attentive lover" written all over those long, delicate fingers.
16. Liam Neeson - Am I the only person that does NOT find him remotely attractive?
17. Daniel Day-Lewis - NO. He'd stop in the middle and compare what we were doing to shoe-making or something.
18. Leonardo DiCaprio - Hmmm. I think he'd get himself off first, and I'd have to cock punch him.
19. Billy Zane - If people quit "grooming him," maybe.
20. Harry Connick Jr - He looks like a fantastic kisser.
21. Sean Astin - Ahahahahahahahaha!! Goonies never die! I'm never going to come! Let's talk while I *sounds of my car peeling out*
22. Dominic Monaghan -I have a height requirement, and don't like his ears.
23. Karl Urban - Seriously? He's not gay?
24. Vin Diesel - EWWWWWWWWWW! I imagine he has a teeny, fat pud. Yuck yuck.
25. Paul Walker - Pretty boys are rarely good lovers.
26. Joshua Jackson - Hmmm. Pacey - no. He's probably slopey shouldered with butt acne.
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman - I'd go drink Cosmos with him and pick up OTHER guys, maybe...
30. Will Kemp - ?
31. David Wenham - Not feeling it.
32. Viggo Mortensen - I bet he's great in bed, but friggin' WEIRD about it.
33. Elijah Wood - Ahahahaha! NO. Again with the height requirement
34. Tobey Maguire - He'd be the friend I got too drunk with and ended up in bed. But I wouldn't work it, yaknowmsayin? (Although: Simmah DOWN Nah!)
35. James Franco - No. He wants to be Hayden, and not in the good way. In the "doesn't wash his hair enough" way.
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford - Dude. HAN. Han. Indy. I'd make him do the pout and kiss my elbow thing.
38. Sean Connery - HAHAHA! But Ladiesh! I'm sho shexshy! I'll beat ya if you don't shpread yer legsh!
39. Shane West - Hmmm.
40. Stuart Townsend -
41. Richard Roxburgh - I have no idea who this is.
42. Ewan McGregor - HOLY FUCKING YES PLEASE. Use me and throw me away, even.
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers - HAAAAAAATE him. (thanks, whiney shit that wrote him elsewhere. LOATHE.)
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto - Dirty dirty and stinky looking.
46. Colin Farrell - I just... I don't think he'd be very good in bed. Lots of noise, lots of thrashing, no pay off.
47. Ben Affleck - I don't care. Yes.
48. Josh Hartnett - .
49. Bruce Willis - I can't HELP IT. He is sexy to me. Even bald. It's the smirk and the throaty whisper and the humor, but if he pulls out the harmonica, I'm outta there.
50. Billy Bob Thornton - If he's good enough to make Jolie crazy... Plus, I have this thing about laughing and enjoying sex, and I would make him do the Slingblade voice after "working on me" and say it's better than "beekits n'musterd." and I'd laugh really hard.
51. Dennis Quaid - True story - he's as NICE as you could want. Nice, nice man. But short. Foldable, even.
52. Jake Gyllenhaal - I think he would be goooooood in bed. Like, many times a night and enjoying every minute of it. Yes, please.
53. Patrick Swayze - Hahahahahahaha!! Nobody puts Stoney in Swayze's bed! *jazz hands*
54. Keanu Reeves - He bugs me SO MUCH. (I love him in our RPG tho.)
55. Gary Oldman - NO.
56. Tim Roth - He seems like the type to fuck 'em and leave 'em. Not always a bad ting but... Nah.
57. Steve Buscemi - Is anyone serious with this guy? Come on.
58. Michael Madsen - HE WOULD CUT OFF MY EAR AND THEN HIT ME WITH IT. NO.
59. Rick Yune - ?
60. Pierce Brosnan - I would be expecting S3 BtVS Wesley and be disappointed with Pierce.
61. Robert Carlyle - Uh...
62. Jonny Lee Miller - Hmmm. Normally, a fast no because he's blonde. Meh.
63. Jude Law - Sorry, Ru. I bet he is a BLAST in the sack, and in the good way.
64. Matt Damon - too brotherly. Oh, and GAY apparently.
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro - You'd have to degrease the sheets! Or the wall. Or the alley. Or whatever.
68. Johnny Depp - Since he was the cute, good boyfriend in Nightmare on Elm Street, I thank you. UNGH.
69. Orlando Bloom - NO. I'd break him. And not in the good way.
70. Sean Bean - He does nothing for me. What's WRONG WITH ME?
71. Eric Bana - Triangle head
72. Brad Pitt - FUCK YES. I don't care. I don't. It's BRAD PITT.
73. George Clooney - HELLO! George from Facts of Life! The head bobble is better on a more mature Clooney, I will say that. Ungh.
74. Mark Wahlberg - He's the naked junkie in Sixth Sense! And thinning hair. Let it go, fellas.
75. Jason Stratham - uh...
76. Edward Norton - Is it wrong I like him best as a skinhead? But no. He's a bit of a pompous asshole.
77. Ben Stiller - NO. Foldable body.
78. Owen Wilson - The nose grosses me out, sorry.
79. Vince Vaughn - YES. He's so money.
80. Joaquin Phoenix - JERK.
81. Russell Crowe - Seems weird, and like he'd smell.
82. Billy Boyd - See: height requirement
83. Paul Bettany - The THIN HAIR! It's seriously an issue for me. Shave it, brotha!
84. Heath Ledger - Does nothing for me.
85. Mel Gibson - HAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, maybe if it would make him speak in tongues - that'd be funny.
86. Jason Isaacs - Not because he's Lucius. He seems very easy going and sophisticated, and that is usually a great combo in the sack.
87. Alan Rickman - Only if he was Colonel Brandon.
88. Kevin Costner -NO NO NO NO!!!!! Gross, he masturbates in public EWWW!
89. Christian Slater - Fucking HATE this grease weasel. No talent, dirty asshole.
90. Antonio Banderas - He's with MELANIE. Something's wrong with him.
91. Tom Cruise - I do NOT care. I would fuck Tom. I would. He is pretty and athletic and even though I think he's gay (or bi) He's MAVERICK. The silhouetted French kiss with Kelly McGillis!! GUH.
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack - Lloyd Dobbler. YES. A thousand times yes.
94. John Malkovich - He's just a little too odd in RL, from interviews I've seen.
95. Charlie Sheen - Ewwww. 15 years ago? He'd be bolded.
96. Kiefer Sutherland - BLONDE. Short and stocky. Three strikes.
97. Emilio Estevez - Hahahaha! No. Butt-cheek taper.
98. Rob Lowe - 15 years ago? Bolded. Now? Meh. Funny, but fuckable? No.
99. Matt Dillon - I can't see him without seeing his character in "Something About Mary" with the big white teeth. Hahaha! No.
100. Kevin Bacon - NO!! He's SHAGGY. As in, Scooby? No, no, no. I think he would have a patchouli stink.
101. Adam Brody -Gah.
102. Andy Serkis - See: Buscemi.
103. Alan Cumming - Um, I am female. And I am less feminine that he is. So... I'm thinking it's not happening.
104. Josh Groban - ?
105. Sean Biggerstaff - ?
106. Zach Braff - Sex? I don't know. But I'd make out with him until my lips fell off.
107. Harry Sinclair - ?
108. Gerard Butler -
109. Marton Csokas - ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter - it'd be like banging my son's friend. EW. OH GOD EW!!
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy - Yes, until I found out how SHORT he is. DAMMIT.
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen - ?
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker (dude! The LOTR girls will bone anyone!)
119. Dean Cain - GROSS. He makes me think of Slater, but cleaned up.
120. James Marsters - Sorry! you can thank the crazy fangirls for ruining this one.
121. David Boreanaz - I- Yeah.
122. James Spader - only if he was still Steph from Pretty in Pink. GOOD GOD I loved Steph.
123. Kevin Spacey - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "What's in the boooooooox?"
124. Al Pacino - Say hello to my leetle NO.
125. Jim Caviezel - he's JESUS. Also, no.
126. Josh Holloway Oooh, Ru! He has slopey, meaty shoulders! NO.
127. Will Smith - Mmmmm. *insert "getting jiggy wid it" joke here*
128. Matthew McConaughey - Foldable - nope. And blonde.
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia - ?
131. Jason Dohring - I think he looks like a FANTASTIC kisser. Sex? I'd have to see. But kissing - yes.
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling - I wonder if he's any good. Seriously. I don't have all the time, people! I need talent from the GET GO.
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong - NO.
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox - Does NOTHING for me.
141. Peter Sarsgaard - Be a good friend, but sex? Nuh uh.
142. Derek Jeter - I'd be too busy singing "Derek Jeter's Taco Hole!"
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan - Something about his head is weird. It's a triangle with hair or something
145. Rob Thomas - NO. Hahaha!
146. James Purefoy - Is this the one that looks like Di? Or is this Edmund? NO, either way.
147. Michael Rosenbaum - Three years ago, he'd be bolded.
148. Jensen Ackles - Hahaha! He went to my rival school. NO.
149. William Fichtner
150. Ron Livingston - YES. Funny, thoughtful, dark hair... Yes, please.
151. Adrien Brody - Did you see that Halle liked kissing him?? Plus, he's played a RENT BOY and can DANCE. UNf.
152. Goran Višnjić Oh holy YES PLEASE. Oh god. I... I need a minute...
153. Alessandro Preziosi
154. Chris Pine
155. Ryan Gosling
156. Ray Winstone
157. Taye Diggs - He comes off queeny to me.
158. Gael Garcia Bernal - I don't care. YES. Oh god he's so beautiful and... Yes.
159. Jack Davenport -Are you kidding me?? I've heard the man SIMULATE sex and about chewed through the wall. ACTUAL sex? *explodes*
160. Will Ferrell - WHATEVER. Nice guys finish last. THAT, my friends, was a double entendre.
161. Jon Stewart - Sex? No. Be BFF and laugh all the time? Yes. (He's 5'4"!!)
162. Stephen Colbert - See: Stewart. Sex? No. Laugh all the time? YES.
163. Keith Olbermann - I don't know who this is...
164. Tony Leung - He seems elusive to me, but my GOD is he attractive. Few drinks in, I'd know if he'd be any good.

Add some more? SURE.

165. Vincent Kartheiser - YES. The dirty little fucker. (THANK GOD.)
166. Richard Coyle - funny, serious, floof, THUMB RINGS. Yes, please.
167. Chen Chang - (the young lover in Crouching Tiger) UNG. Cleaned up - guh. Long hair and wild-eyed? UNGH.
168. Mos Def - OH MY GOD. He is so good looking. And a little dirty. And funny. And a great actor. I would make him walk naked before me. Hahaha!

Now... I know I'd sex-up a lot more people. This doesn't seem enough. Hahahahaha!!! They'll come to me. Badumbumching!

Comments

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fuknlucky
May. 3rd, 2006 01:33 pm (UTC)
Jen's out of town the next few nights.

Just saying.
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
AWESOME. I'll get a keg and some steaks and a tube of lube.

You cool with some Foghat? Otherwise, bring your own tunes and I'll limber up.
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lettered
May. 3rd, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
You do know you bolded instead of exed out Vin Diesel? Unless you like teeny fat puds.

Lots of people don't find Liam Neeson sexy and I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM.

I do VK.

OMG COLONEL BRANDON LUUUUURVE. He was my first fandom.
lettered
May. 3rd, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
I meant, I'd do VK. I also do VK. It's like a drug.
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julia_here
May. 3rd, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
I look at this list and they're all way too young for me, with the exception of people I've never found even a little attractive (well, Sean Bean, in "Sharpe" but...). This is probably because, in general, I get annoyed with actors long before I can start fantasizing about them.

What's wrong with me?

Julia, besides the fact that today is one of those days that my Adderall might as well be blue Smartees...
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah - there were a lot that I recoiled in horror from. CHILDREN!!!

Mmm, smartees. :D
ely_jan
May. 3rd, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
I'm so in love with this list! It makes you drool, shiver, wince and gag in turns! Who doesn't love that?


*switches to appropriate icon as angry Xander does not, sadly, do eet for me*
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmmmm. Boys and sex.

There is no wrong here.
cherusha
May. 3rd, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. You think I like Jude Law? It's like you don't know me at all.

Keith Olbermann is a smart, sexy piece of ass.

Richard Coyle, Chen Chang and Mos Def!!! Yes, PLEASE.
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC)
What?? CRAP. No, no, I meant to BOLD HIM. Because I still think he's sexy in a bad/wrong way. And I KNOW that you do not, that you find him REPULSIVE.

OF COURSE I know you. *shudders with WORRY*
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marlo
May. 3rd, 2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
That took a very, very long time.
This is tempting, but also 168 people long. Aw, what the heck. I WILL SPAM JUST YOU WITH IT RATHER THAN MY FLIST.

MEME! From just about everyone because I never get tagged for these things...
A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves (with a side of extra bold)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon (THE BEST ROLE HE EVER DID WAS IN TEAM AMERICAN WORLD POLICE. "MATT DAMON!")
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Stratham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman If it was dark and he was talking the entire time.
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Ron Livingston
151. Adrien Brody
152. Goran Višnjić
153. Alessandro Preziosi
154. Chris Pine
155. Ryan Gosling
156. Ray Winstone
157. Taye Diggs
158. Gael Garcia Bernal
159. Jack Davenport
160. Will Ferrell
161. Jon Stewart
162. Stephen Colbert
163. Keith Olbermann
164. Tony Leung
165. Vincent Kartheiser TIMES INFINITY
166. Richard Coyle
167. Chen Chang
168. Mos Def
Mine:
169. Takeshi Kaneshiro HELLOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
_willferrell
May. 3rd, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
Re: That took a very, very long time.
YUM TO YOUR NEW ADDITION, YES.

Although the man in my icon is sad. He's making puppy eyes at you.

Heeeee!
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ex_dovil323
May. 3rd, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
This was a rollar coaster of hot men and scariness.

One of my friends has slept with one of the people on this list so I'm six degrees of seperation to having them all. I may have to return some of them still wrapped.
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
WHO!!!!!!
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ex_dovil323
May. 3rd, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
Karl Urban is a NZ actor who was on LoTR like 99% of the population of the country.

Goran Visnjicblessyou! is an actor from ER I think?

See, I can now pretend that I'm at a pub quiz and winning prizes.
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thepiratequeen
May. 3rd, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)
16. Liam Neeson - Am I the only person that does NOT find him remotely attractive?

Yes. *g*
17. Daniel Day-Lewis - NO. He'd stop in the middle and compare what we were doing to shoe-making or something.

HA!

23. Karl Urban - Seriously? He's not gay?

Possibly but my info says he's a big old manwhore.

26. Joshua Jackson - Hmmm. Pacey - no. He's probably slopey shouldered with butt acne.

*WEEPS* Pacey 4EVAH!

41. Richard Roxburgh - I have no idea who this is.

The Duke in Moulin Rouge. He was also in Van Helsing and League of Extraordinary Gentleman and lots of strange Australian films.


63. Jude Law - Sorry, Ru. I bet he is a BLAST in the sack, and in the good way.

Jude is love. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

70. Sean Bean - He does nothing for me. What's WRONG WITH ME?

I'd be upset but it just means more for me.

76. Edward Norton - Is it wrong I like him best as a skinhead? But no. He's a bit of a pompous asshole.

I had to wait two hours in the fucking rain once because of him. HATE.

104. Josh Groban - ? Singer.
105. Sean Biggerstaff - ? Oliver Wood in the Potter films
107. Harry Sinclair - ? Kiwi director who was in LOTR for about 2 seconds as Isildur
109. Marton Csokas - ? Hot as fuck Kiwi actor who was Celeborn in LOTR but will always be Borias on Xena to me.
115. Mads Mikkelsen - ? played Tristan in King Arthur
118. Craig Parker (dude! The LOTR girls will bone anyone!) You say this like it's a bad thing. ;)
123. Kevin Spacey - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "What's in the boooooooox?" HEE! (Gwyn: *cries*)
130. Milo Ventimiglia - ? Jess on Gilmore Girls
146. James Purefoy - Is this the one that looks like Di? Or is this Edmund? NO, either way. He wasn't in Narnia. That was James McAvoy. He was in A Knights Tale and plays Marc Antony on Rome. Paul Bettany calls him Puresex on the Knights Tale commentary.

stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Ah. I am WOEFULLY BEHIND on the new (old) heartthrobs. I have tunnel vision.

Oliver Wood? Okay, he was dishy, but CEDRIC. Mmmmmm.
zyrya
May. 3rd, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
14. Hugh Grant - Yes, but it would be a trophy lay. I don't picture him being a good sex partner.

Plus, he's gay. I know someone who went to school with him.

16. Liam Neeson - Am I the only person that does NOT find him remotely attractive?

Oh, god no. There's something really cold in his eyes, and he's one of those Man's Man types who wouldn't care if you came and certainly wouldn't take any responsibility for making it happen. Plus, Scots accents do nothing for me.

42. Ewan McGregor - HOLY FUCKING YES PLEASE. Use me and throw me away, even.

Wouldn't you want him disinfected first? He looks like such a slut!

70. Sean Bean - He does nothing for me. What's WRONG WITH ME?

That's what I'd like to know. Sean Bean! I've had the hots for him since he featured in a tv movie adaptation of one of those 1980s 'downtrodden young Yorkshire lass goes into service and is taken advantage of but rises above it to become a real estate/shipping/retail magnate despite being the single mother of a bastard son' type novels. He played the villain. Unh! When I saw him in the Fellowship preview I was all swooning and gasping, and turned to the BW and said "he'd better not be Boromir", and lo! he was Boromir and died in the first reel. Bugger. Anyway ... yeah, what's wrong with you?

87. Alan Rickman - Only if he was Colonel Brandon.

Oh, god yes. ::swoons:: Who'd want nasty, greasy Potterised Rickman when we could have charming, self-deprecating, rich and responsible Brandon??

123. Kevin Spacey - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "What's in the boooooooox?"

Hee! And every other role he's played, from creepy alien wannabe to creepy suburban midlife crisisee. He seems really charming and intelligent in interviews, though, so maybe I could get past that.

Short blond men FTL!
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
Your note about Hugh Grant has made the girls of my RPG ecstatic.

(It's easy to clean him up - I'd double bag Ewan, then have A GOOD TIME.) And there is no way in hell I'd bone gay Kevin Spacey. Just because someone is a good conversationalist doesn't mean I want to fuck him.

I would present Stephen Hawkins as an example. O_O
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stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
1 - NO. 2 - What was I thinking? YES, please! 3. who? 4. laugh, drink, nervously kiss, but fuck? No.

*diving back in at other place*
lynnenne
May. 3rd, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
Why is Gale Harrold not on this list? Just look at that chin! *points*

I had no idea that George Clooney was on Facts of Life. See? Totally out of touch with pop culture.

Jon Stewart is 5'4? I think I'm in love. *swoons*

stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
Gale does NOTHING for me. Mostly because I do nothing for him. :D

George! Yep - when Edna Garrett and the girls moved out and had a candy shop, he was their "helper." Chicky bow.

(You like the short men? I've dated several and it makes some things... difficult. Heh.)
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stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Lex. I just lost complete interest in that show when it because Soap Opera of torn love, Lana/Clark and gag. And when I no longer watch, I no longer remember, is all. *wishes I could go back to the S1-2 love*

And yeah. Um, Callum. Soooooo obvious. *googles*
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wwjd_do
May. 3rd, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
Hey there, pretty lady.
stoney321
May. 3rd, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
Hey, yourself.

*pulls out bongs and vodka*

So... do we need to make with the small talk, or can you just put your dick in my mouth and we'll take it from there?
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chantal87
May. 3rd, 2006 08:57 pm (UTC)
57. Steve Buscemi - Is anyone serious with this guy? Come on.

Oh My...*hangs head in shame* you are probably going to defriend me for this... I have a weird crush on him. I can't explain it. I don't think he is good looking at all. There is just something about him that I find attractive.
*slinks away all sheepish like*
elessil
May. 5th, 2006 09:40 am (UTC)
Do I get Jack Davenport if I let you have all the rest?
stoney321
May. 5th, 2006 11:26 am (UTC)
Hahahaha!!

NO.

:D *is greedy* Okay, I'll sharehim.
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