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I'm not really here...

*waves hands like Obi-Wan* You do not see me here on LJ. *waves* This is not the journal you are looking for. (I have a thousand things to finish this morning. And yet...)

  • I am apparently a homophonaphobiac. Four of you will laugh at that. (hint: my common spelling mistakes I barely catch: their/there, elicit/illicit)

  • The only way this could be made okay is if some Oompa Loopmas came out. I CANNOT BELIEVE I WENT THERE. (I told you I was broken. It was the first thing I thought of.)

  • Our RPG played Celebrity Jeopardy this weekend and it was HILARIOUS. If you need a fun read, check it out. (And the Wes Mantooth/Rob Burgundy News Off last night cracked me up.)

  • This is the most addictive game ever, and if I hadn't of obsessively played it this weekend, I would have gotten a LOT MORE DONE. *mahjonggs* But I now have developed strategy! I now can win two in every five... Dammit. *mahjonggs AGAIN*

Now I'm off to make the Kessel Run in under 12parsecs. NERD ALERT! *points to self*


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May. 15th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC)
I'm not here either, so I'm not waving hi.
May. 15th, 2006 06:35 am (UTC)
May. 15th, 2006 06:34 am (UTC)
Hee, you're adorable.

::roars like a Wookie::
May. 15th, 2006 06:35 am (UTC)
Laugh it up, Fuzzball!

*tickles you* POSH!! *squish*
May. 15th, 2006 06:43 am (UTC)
hmm... according to the link, Celebrity Jeopardy is the most addictive game ever.

*mahjonggs herself*
May. 15th, 2006 06:43 am (UTC)
CRAP. *fixes* Also, I TOTALLY passed out from tiredness last night, so sorry!!
May. 15th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
Don't even worry about it. Grey's Anatomy was on, so I had to watch that. It started when we were still playing, so I was bouncing back and forth.

Man, I so need to find more Wes pictures to make more icons.
May. 15th, 2006 06:51 am (UTC)
I need more icon spaces so I can have more icons! Have you checked out cap_it? They have a bunch of Anchorman clips.
May. 15th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)
Well, Vince has several icon spots available, so I don't have that problem yet. Hell, Denis only has 30 slots and I don't even have all of those filled. JLo is my only picture hungry puppy.

Thanks for the idea, I'll check it out.
May. 15th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)
I still need to fill up Tom's...

(And I still find him so very handsome. Batshit insane, yes. Handsome? ....yes.)
May. 15th, 2006 07:10 am (UTC)
Umm... ya.

May. 15th, 2006 07:15 am (UTC)
I have a full-on nude pic of him and his body is friggin' flawless.

May. 15th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
Hmm... mind sharing????

Xenu so compels him.
May. 15th, 2006 07:20 am (UTC)

There will be a picspam post later. Tom wants his female fans back. :D
May. 15th, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
Woo hoo, can't wait.

Also, do you have an actual link for the cap it site? I tried googling and the like and all I'm getting are caps for pickups.
May. 15th, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
Derp. Sorry! LJ Comm: cap_it. Go to their memories, and everything is sorted by TV: name, Movie: name, etc., in alphabetical order. I LOVE that place.
May. 15th, 2006 07:30 am (UTC)
oh oh, well that definitely explains why I couldn't find it. Danke.
May. 15th, 2006 06:51 am (UTC)
That Celebrity Jeopardy was hilarious!
May. 15th, 2006 06:52 am (UTC)
Yay! Thanks! (Most of the players are on my flist, so I'll link them to the praise. :D )

We hadn't played that in a long time - I love that damn game.
May. 15th, 2006 06:54 am (UTC)
OMG. That A-list is some funny, funny crack.

::hugs you 'til you squeak::

May. 15th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)
HUGS TO YOU!! I suck at all the reading I've yet to do... I'm falling apart at the seams down here, but I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOU, I SWEAR!!!

*sees To Do list, tears up*
May. 15th, 2006 07:11 am (UTC)
OMG2: those mahjong tiles! MY EYES!!! AND WHEN YOU ZOOM YOU LOOSE YOUR SCORE!! ::weeps::

(Notice how I worked in some homophonepbia? (sic))

Girl, I understand. ::sends thread for seams::

The fic? The first two are teeny, small, funny. You'll snort coffee out of your nose. Theraputic.

The one I just posted a couple days ago is @ 7500 words, of shit that I tangled with for a month, including my first slash sex scene!!!!!! And, lawdy, I have 3 pages of comments on it. Damn, I'm writing SGA more often, I tell you. Those people are feedback GOLD.

So yes, I've done something I'm completely proud of and yet cannot show any of my acutal RL friends or family, 'cause they're like "WTF slash???? With the penises?" Except they don't say "fuck." Fuck.

Seriously, you doin' okay down there? Need some reinforcements? Ass kickings administered? Expressed chocolate?

It has rained for nearly a week, here. And long enough to know which plants didn't make it through the winter, sadly. I have the biggest-ass dandelions I have ever seen (like, omg, a foot high! dinner plate sized leaves!) And my architect forgot to put a broom closet in my new kitchen. ::tsks::

And I was supposed to take Goldberry in for tests today and put her on a 12 hour fast, and she broke into the cat food with her teeth. Yup. Mama's girl. ::pets her::
May. 15th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
GOLDBERRY!!! Naughty. *laughs*

Mahjongg: I KNOW. I take my glasses off and lean sideways and my back hurts, but MAHJONGG!!! *so addicted, OMG*

Life: Entering almost 12 days of no Mr. S. Em is having a rough time of it, now #2 is having a rough time and my bed had too many bodies in it last night. I have a ficathon due, my brain is stuck, and all I can think of to write won't WORK - but it'll be hilarious and make me happy, so... (Gilligan's Island parody. WHAT?!)

Fic: and I HEAR YOU. Dammit, just because there is gay sex... READ IT. Okay, never mind. (would you be bold and put the links to your fic here in comments? That way I can get to them one, two, three?? I want to support my Susi!!)
May. 15th, 2006 07:34 am (UTC)
Feel free to brainstorm with me. I've been doing it with Caoilinn on a "Free Alexis Denisof" crack fic, and evidently have been hanging around with youuuu tooo much, for I am way the heck out there.

There have got to be some bigger damn tiles out there, dammit.

Goldberry is sitting purring madly with her head on my knee. I detect some some smugness.

Fics: (Seriously, if your to do list is making you cry, don't worry. I just <3 your discerning intellect and keen eye and your hair is very shiny. No, kidding aside, When You can. 12 Days of no Mr. S? And kidlets melting down. Oh honey. :;pets you and sends tequila:: )

a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/174585.html#cutid1">The Slow Braille of Touch (The Long One with Teh Sex)</a>

a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/172772.html?mode=reply">Crackfic part 1</a>

a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/172817.html#cutid1">Crackfic part 2</a>

Part 3 still in progress.

Hugs and Smooches,
May. 15th, 2006 07:25 am (UTC)
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
May. 15th, 2006 07:27 am (UTC)
Listen here, your Worshipfulness...
May. 15th, 2006 07:31 am (UTC)
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
May. 15th, 2006 07:37 am (UTC)
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her, or I'm beginning to like her.

(heading out for a run!!)
May. 15th, 2006 11:01 am (UTC)
Into the chute, flyboy!

(*smooch* Work those muscles! < -- about four hours too late :D)
May. 15th, 2006 11:03 am (UTC)
I don't care what you smell, get in there!

(mmmm, lunch!!)
May. 15th, 2006 07:36 am (UTC)
Oh my god, Stoney. Damn you for linking to the Mah Jongg game. Daaaaamn yooouuuuu!

May. 15th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
I WILL NOT CLICK!! (I will totally click when I get back, promise)

Dude. I. LOVE. MAHJONGG. (did you see all the different layouts!?!?)
May. 15th, 2006 07:41 am (UTC)
I think I love you.

May. 15th, 2006 08:37 am (UTC)
...it was the SW references, huh? :D

May. 15th, 2006 08:41 am (UTC)
God you're a dork. I'm so glad I found you. :) I used to have a lot of trouble with their/there -- not good for an editor. *ahem* I still have problems with your/you're when I'm typing -- I know the difference, I know which to use when, my fingers just don't cooperate with my brain. I always have to double check them.

And not exactly the same, but I just had to look up farther/further last night.

Also -- I read that fucked up Sesame Street story yesterday. I can't believe I bookmarked that after you linked it. I did NOT need to read that. (But I'm ickily amused.)

Thanks for the baby's hand link. Good grief. And the mahjongg, just what I need to avoid working today.
May. 15th, 2006 08:45 am (UTC)
I KNOW!! I mean, I know how to use the various words properly, but sometimes I get to typing and my fingers DO NOT COOPERATE. And I screw up CONTINUALLY on aught/ought. I need a mnemonic device to remember that one..

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS: MAHJONGG!! Um... no I did not stay up until 12:30am on Saturday night playing it. That would be borderline OBSESSIVE.
May. 15th, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)
I just won my first game. Which makes me think play again! Of course, if I'd lost, I'd also want to play again until I won. *shakes head* Curse you!
May. 15th, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
What ever you do, do NOT click on "Layout" and try other degrees of difficulty, thus increasing your likelihood of playing longer.


It's... it's too late for me. SAVE YOURSELF!
May. 15th, 2006 09:01 am (UTC)
Ooh. I already clicked on tileset. But Layout, huh? Hmm.
May. 15th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC)
*takes off hat, covers hearts, signals Taps to begin to play*
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May. 15th, 2006 09:40 am (UTC)
I will not be held accountable for any triggering that might happen from my links. Heh.

May. 15th, 2006 10:35 am (UTC)
Wait, you went from Obi-Wan to Han Solo. I'm so confused. But it's Monday!
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May. 15th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
I had to join a twenty step program for mahjong on the computer. I haven't played since. Am now trying to resist the urge.

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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