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Killing time...

I have tried to post this ALL DAY. Like, three or four times now. Satan was working against me. Satan = GMAIL CHAT. Every time I was almost done, a *ping* and Seamgic would close without saving. Gargh!!

I laughed so hard while reading this I had to lay my head down on my desk and catch my breath a little. No, I'm not morbidly obese. It's funny. I may be a little punchy from lack of sleep, also. So if your computer starts acting up while you are trying to write something Important, it may... be... trying...

Oh.

A POLL!

No they didn't. I'm just in an Episode 4 kind of mood.

Poll #732313 TIME WASTER!

Letting the:

days go by, let the water hold me down.
17(36.2%)
dogs out brought that song into fruition, and you should be ashamed.
7(14.9%)
idiots online is good, because we will be amused for years.
23(48.9%)

You can't:

touch this.
22(46.8%)
touch THAT.
10(21.3%)
touch his.
4(8.5%)
touch your own.
3(6.4%)

Select the correct sentence(s) from the following:

First you slip your hand over his zipper, THEN you encounter hardness.
1(2.2%)
IT'S a banana. Bananas are more yellow THAN strawberries.
2(4.3%)
Strawberries over naughty bits ELICIT pleasurable moans.
6(13.0%)
If the person with the hard banana is 15, that is an ILLICIT act.
3(6.5%)
This poll is wasting your and my's time.
7(15.2%)

The following are stupid new fashion trends:

metallic anything.
0(0.0%)
big bags with bedazzled shit on them. Seriously: you're carrynig too much if that's the right size for you.
4(8.5%)
GAUCHOS when you are not standing before a bull in Mehico
4(8.5%)
SKINNY JEANS. What, are you in a Whitesnake video?
5(10.6%)
Wedge sandals with many thin straps criss-crossing, especially if it is metallic faux-leather
2(4.3%)

This is a:

poll.
37(78.7%)
pole.
6(12.8%)
POLISH, you racist jerk.
4(8.5%)

I (the person clicking) can:

count by twos and tie my shoes
10(21.7%)
tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
0(0.0%)
tie a dick in a knot with my tongue.
1(2.2%)
be offended by ANYTHING. *clucks tongue disapprovingly*
2(4.3%)
FLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
5(10.9%)

I want to tell you something special, Stoney.

Three random words that pop into my head are:

The greatest band of the late 70s and 80s is:

The CURE.
9(20.0%)
U2
13(28.9%)
The Smiths
6(13.3%)
You are insane, nothing good came from then.
5(11.1%)
You are insane. You forgot this band, I will say it in comments.
12(26.7%)

It's tricky to:

juggle kittens. Especially when they are on fire.
19(40.4%)
rock around, to rock around that's right on time it's trickAY!
13(27.7%)
type with my feet.
15(31.9%)

Cocks should never:

weep
3(6.2%)
drool
4(8.3%)
crow at the break of dawn. What? Does that mean something else?
9(18.8%)
leak profusely
1(2.1%)

Last but not least:

bewbies.
2(4.3%)
cock.
1(2.1%)
COOKIES!
12(25.5%)
Puppies.
3(6.4%)
cock.
3(6.4%)



Lastly, a Homer Simpson quote that is perfect for how my night is going to be: "That's it! I'm pulling an all-nighter. Marge? Make a pot of coffee. Drink that, then start making burgers."

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( 45 comments — Leave a comment )
sdwolfpup
May. 19th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
To answer the greatest band questions:
OINGO BOINGO WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahaha!!

No, SERIOUSLY. ;D

*would eat chimichangas in a bag*
sdwolfpup
May. 19th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
*makes open-mouthed fish face at you in disbelief*
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
DUDE.

Better than the CURE?!?!? Whatchu smokin', and why aren't you sharing! *tickles you*
julia_here
May. 19th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
Well, having participated in this mirthful activity, I now need to go over to my daughter's school, where she is preparing for a garage band music festival (for which she will be paid for teching) and find out just how much damage she's done to her fingers with the belt sander.

The joys of parenting ADHD kids...

Julia, "I washed it with antibacterial soap and put bandaids on it"
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC)
...

At least she didn't try to take any whiteheads off with it. NOT THAT I EVER TRIED THAT IN MY YOUTH, OMG!

:D
julia_here
May. 19th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
I have never sanded a hole in my thumbnail, but this may be because no-one has ever loaned me a belt sander.

Julia, took my eyebrows off with Nair once, but that's completely understandable
lennongirl
May. 19th, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
I was about to do this poll, but then I read the option of drooling cocks, got scared and ran away :|
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
No no!! It's what should they NOT do!!

NOT! NO DROOLING COCKS, OMG!!! (I seriously have read that many times in fic - ACK. See a DOCTOR.)
lennongirl
May. 19th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
Okay, I got it now. And tried again, But for the band, I can't think of any right now. Too tired.
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stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
I was JUST THINKING about you. "Wake up, little Snoozy!"

Dude, I am sooo tired, I dun noe wai. I am making spelling errors like a MOFO. As you exampled. I like to make up words.

Ta ta, ta tay! <-- prepares you for Ireland
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stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
WHEEEEE!! Although, you do not get points because your older sisters had those RECORDS (dude, am old) and played them a lot.

And the answer is THE CURE, OMG. THE CURE!!!!!

I gots ta be cookin' some foods for them cheerins. I may be going to get some Happy Meals, I 'on't know.
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stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
Dude, fashion now is like 8th grade. BROOMSTICK SKIRTS AND CONCH SHELL BELTS? All that left are Guatemalan worries dolls hot-glued on hair clips and BUTT BOWS and the circle of life will be complete.

Pride possession in 8th grade (when I had shaved my head and looked SO FINE like a 10 year old boy.): a pair of SKIIIIN tight Calvin Kleins (from Sandra) that had DOUBLE SEAMS that ran up the back. (No inseam, was on the back) It made a three inch wide gap, and I splatter bleached that strip, then splattered red, yellow and black paint there, too. ROCK!

When I peeled them bad boys off, I had seam impressions on my legs. SEXAY.

OMG, Kate will be back in style soon!! *digs out shoulder pads*

Hall and Oats NO. Toto? Now you're talking GENIUS.
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
I fucking can NOT spell today.

OMG.
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stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
YES!! I was all into cow hide boot (I love my new pony boots, Tony) and cow hide EVERYTHING in the early 90s. WHAT?!?

Z Cavariccis were high school for me. 10th grade and up. (YES was the knock off Guess? brand. Hahahaha!!)
entrenous88
May. 20th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
Heee! So was my friend in high school, R. (man, I know TOO MANY PEOPLE whose names begin with that letter). She also had a handbag that was a GIANT CLOCK!
angstpuppy
May. 19th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
O....kay.....
That's just so frikin' strange.
And if you click (yes, yes I did) and change the language to english and go to the ordering form (what?) you get this lovely little bit of advertising copy:

"Be invaded by these vibrant…pulpy and glossy black handkerchiefs."

At which point I got real skeerd and runned away....
entrenous88
May. 20th, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
It's tricky to rock a RHYME to rock a RHYME that's right on time.
Ha, thank you -- someone else said it!!!
pernickety
May. 19th, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
Greatest band of the 70s and 80s is obviously The Clash, dude.

Also: Gauchos are a stupid fashion trend unless you're standing in front of a bull in Argentina, you racist jerk.

My first computer killed itself when I was two days to finishing an essay about fruit flies. Can't blame it, really. ♥
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
HA! Okay, I will TOTALLY allow the Clash, AND give you 100 bonus points if you can tell me the band they became in the LATE 80s...

OMG, I am not ever going to stand before Argentinian bulls, because they are assholes.
a2zmom
May. 19th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
I assume you don't mean PiL (regarding The Clash).
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
No, no... *points up* Big Audio Dynamite, yo!
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, and "I know a witch doctor, he told me what to do, boo boo boo boo!"

Hahaha!! I'll be singing that all night, hee hee!
bitchygrrl
May. 19th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
You have no idea how much I needed a laugh today. Thanks.
PS I gotta steal that onion link
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
I LOVE THE ONION. I want to move to SF and write for them.

Or even mop their floors.
bitchygrrl
May. 19th, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
If you wrote for the ONION that would be the best. I am laughing just thinking aboout it.
a2zmom
May. 19th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
Bands.

Prince, Springsteen, R.E.M., Talking Heads, The Replacements, The Pretenders, Blondie, The Ramones, X, Elvis Costello. The Specials, The Buzzcocks (slighly more obscure). Richard Thompson, Del Fuegos, Jason & The Scorchers, The db's, Ted Hawkins (damn obscure).
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Not too obscure for me!! Oh, Talking Heads. David Byrne on his own is just not the same. I liked his first album and then... Nothing sense.

BrrrrrrNEAAAAAAAR! Chrissie Hynde rocks my socks. Elvis. Man, I fell out with him when I heard he called Ray Charles the N-word to his face once. I've since learned to forgive him (if Ray can, I can) and his music - all of it. Every single one of his albums. They make me happy.

I haven't heard The Specials in AGES!!! *roots around in music collection* (And since O{+> is still rocking - omg, 3121, y'all!! - I don't count him out. And U2 has recently redeemed themselves in my eyes after a late 90s misstep. BUT THE CURE!! Oh, god, I loved the Cure.)
a2zmom
May. 19th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
Music makes my world go round.
cherusha
May. 19th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
*reads link*

*DIES AND DIES AGAIN*

*dies yet again @ 3rd poll question*

*also dies from the hotness*

*you know what hotness*

*does a lot of dying these days*
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
HEEEe!! I knew you'd like #3. BWAH HA HA!

And if I may pull quote a Jim Carrey movie line: Don't you go dying on me!!

I am so punch-drunk tired, I can barely see straight. WHAT IS HAPPENING? *crawls into your lap* OMG, the 'puter sacrificed itself. Hahaha!! (Did you see the other articles? I especially enjoyed "author thinks people shrug more in novels than in real life" or something like that. *yawns*)
cherusha
May. 19th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
*glee* *pets*

And also this:

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up - hahaha!
ely_jan
May. 19th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
I put my hand upon your hip when I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip when you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip when I dip you dip we dip
You put yours and I put mine and we can get down low and roll it round



I'm back! *ahem* Which should sound like a warning...just saying...

stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
*tootsie rolls*

HEEEEEE!!! Glad to hear you are back from Jolly Ol', and CANNOT WAIT. Have been salivating at the thought, SO SO glad you had a good time, as well!!!
ely_jan
May. 19th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)
I did! It was so wild! Vincent!! Chris!! Jon!! JAR!!

I squeed audibly at one point before I was hit by a tranq gun and simply drooled for the next three days. And Andy sang! omg it was so wild

*clings to you*

Vincent. Dancing.
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
I AM FREAKING OUT.

VINCENT. Dancing. With WANTON ABANDON. And no David Boreanaz to throw him up against a wall and jack him off while the lights swirled and the music thumped and Vinnie whined in the back of his throat and...

*passes out*
ely_jan
May. 19th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
You never knew he was there, he'd just slip onto the darkened dance floor and you'd turn and there he was. Neck bared, hands thrown out to his sides and his feet never stopped moving. Wanton...shameless...lost in the pounding bass line that you could feel pushing against the soles of your feet. The flashing lights sliding over his face, his lips cherry red, the curve of his lashes painting dark shadows on his cheeks...
rahirah
May. 19th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
I don't do bands. Seriously. Except the Beatles. Otherwise there is this vast mass of music sung/played by a bunch of people. Don't ask me to match it up.
stoney321
May. 19th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
Well, if you are going to do bands, the Beatles are definitely the ones to go for. :D

...classical? Musicals?
moosesal
May. 19th, 2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
Sorry, greatest band has to be The Clash.

(And I loved the Run-DMC reference. Of course, now I have that song stuck in my head. I'll just go play some Clash.)
stoney321
May. 20th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)
*had E=MC2 stuck for HOURS as a result of this pole/poll/Polish and comments*

I love The Clash. I won't lie. LOVE. But just an nth more in my love for The Cure. And Matt Stone and Trey Parker agree! :D

*smacks them lavender britches* Here's a palate cleanser: Black and white, white with black stripes, the kind I like to wear when I rock the mike, My Adiddas!
lettered
May. 19th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
It's my favorite how cookies are winning.
stoney321
May. 20th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)
hahahaha!! I love that, too. Although I am QUITE disappointed at how many people clicked "touched THIS" when clearly it is touch THAT.
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beadattitude
May. 21st, 2006 11:15 pm (UTC)
The correct answer to the last question is COOTER!

And the Police rocked the 80's, baby.

And I'm so glad Mr. Stoney got home safely. ::hugs hugs hugs. And Margaritas::
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