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(All the guests of Mr. Hackl are feeling great and look spectacular...) What? Isn't "NY, NY" by Frank Sinatra a little over-done? CHECKLIST:

  • clothes - variety of weather conditions - CHECK

  • raincoat - CHECK (and boooo, East Coast. Booo.)

  • passport, false identity, key to a new life hidden under secret obsidian pavestone on 114th and 5th Ave - CHECK

  • lube, bongs, number to that guy in the Bronx with "firepower" - CHECK

  • ocelot fur coin-purse - CHECK

  • positive mental attitude - CHECK

  • barely legal porn - CHECK

  • other reading material for the flight - CHECK

  • map of Manhattan - CHECK

  • laser pen- CHECK

  • bibles - DOUBLE CHECK

  • white-noise-canceling headphones (you have no idea how much cherusha talks - be prepared!) - CHECK

  • BOTTLE OF MILAGRO SILVER TEQUILA - CHICKITY-CHECK

  • sacks of cash - CHECK (they even have a dollar sign on them! That'll make them seem like props as I saunter through NYC carrying them, so I won't get mugged. Right?)

  • extra snacks for plane since they don't FEED US ANYMORE - .....check.


And because this is really, really funny: a final link before I go from McSweeny's. 13 Writing Prompts. Now, don't y'all go doing anything entertaining while I'm gone, 'kay?

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tx_cronopio
Jun. 8th, 2006 11:58 am (UTC)
Have fun, cutie! Try not to get arrested this time...
ely_jan
Jun. 8th, 2006 11:58 am (UTC)
*runs after your plane* *waves from the tarmac* Have fun darlin! Don't forget those of us who await your return!! Remember the children! *blows kisses*

and have an amazing, wonderful, fantastic trip - travel safe and come back to us with many tales of your adventures *smooches*
beadattitude
Jun. 8th, 2006 12:08 pm (UTC)
Have a great time, and put that tequila in a zip lock baggie or something, 'cause you don't want to smell like a booze hound without the joy of actual ingesting. ::wiggles eyebrows at you::


::twirls you::
tinpanalley
Jun. 8th, 2006 12:13 pm (UTC)

You've got "built-in elegance"! No doubt about it! *squeals* Hello Dolly! God, I love musical references!

HAVE A BLAST!
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swmbo
Jun. 8th, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC)
*beams*

I am totally asking for book recs from people WHILE YOU ARE GONE! Just to torment you.
stoney321
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
AHHHHHHH! You did!! But the joke's on you, because my LONGER trip is in two weeks, and now I will be even more weighed down with books which equals JOY!!

*bookmarks* :D
swmbo
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
Hahahhahahhahaah

Darn :p
drusplace
Jun. 8th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
Have a fantabulous time! And don't do anything I wouldn't, er, you wouldn't, oh just havbe FUN!
_divya_
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
Hee, awesome list! Have fun!
hellziggy
Jun. 8th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
Dude, I've been messing up my packing for trips for years! I could never figure out what I forgot. I'm checking out your list going "yup, yup, yup." Right there at the top...clothes - variety of weather conditions - CHECK
All these years I knew I was forgetting something.
zyrya
Jun. 8th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
Barnaby and Cornelius omg you're SO CUTE!

::pinches your cheek::

I find those white-noise headphones are freaky and give me an instant headache. But a weird headache, like IN THE BRAINCELLS instead of the muscles. Which is impossible, since brain cells have no sense nerves. Makes me want to put on the tinfoil hat.
crayonbreakygal
Jun. 8th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
Have fun! Don't forget the SNACK BAG.
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