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YAYNESS!

Life is really, REALLY good. Cherusha rules. She made me a MOVIE! (psst, Ru! You are AMAZING. Everything is perfect. EVERYTHING! ♥ you tunz.) Also, anelith sent me a card today with a 3-d swinging pirate ship that has me MESMERIZED. Anne, you didn't know this, but when I was a little girl, my Papa had a model pirate ship in his den that I would play with for hours. Um, he didn't know that, or I'd've been in big trouble. Now I have a mini-one of my own!! Love you, too!

So, I'm super uncomfortable getting things and hearing about myself, so for my birthday today, how about hearing something great about YOU?!? If you'd like me to fill your ears with praise, a funny story, something like that, comment and say: "Me, please!" I'm having lunch with my girlfriends, so you might have to wait for love and praise after noon, but it will be here!!

And how about some groovin' music to shake ya tailfeathers to? I'm all bouncy today. Here ya go! (25MB) It's up-file, so scroll down until you see on the right: up4u download, or something to that effect. Here's what's on it:

Scissor Sisters - Take Me Out (maybe the best cover song EVER)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (you'll be singing this theme song all day!)
Chemical Bros - Galvanize, ft. Q-Tip (this is that groovy song from the Budweiser commercial)
Eric Cartman - My Best Friends (heeeee! "You guys are my best friends. Through thick and thin..." Hahaha!)
Sugarhill Gang - Tonto, Jump On It! (OH EM GEE. Anyone watch Calton and Will do a dance to this? Just me? Okay.)

*pours everyone a shot* Um... let that sit until after lunch. Heh. Aw, screw that! It's happy hour somewhere!! *downs shot*

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tinpanalley
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)

Ooh, me please! :)

And, just because...I posted before your post, a super silly birthday poem for you!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
That poem was GREAT!

You always seem so happy and positive in your posts (yes, I check you out!) and that seems to be a RARITY on LJ most days, so it always gives me a shot in the arm of happy.

Have a GREAT day!!
brandil
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
happy birthday darlin'
i've no presents no fancy cake
I can't remember the rest of the words
though I can hear conway singing in my head.
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
Heee!! Spongebob.

And you didn't ask, but since when do I stand on formality?

Meeting you at WC was a definite highlight. I love how smart you are. How SOUTHERN you are, and you may have the most gorgeous blue eyes and black lashes I've laid eyes on. You're funny and kind and sassy and it makes me so happy to have a picture of you and to hear your voice when I read your posts.

<3
psychoadept
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday!

I can never turn down an offer of flattery... ;)
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
I know I'm just getting to know you, but I like what I've seen so far! You're smart and sassy (and you love Giles! Why doesn't everyone get how awesome Giles/ASH is?) and trust me: when you're in your forties and you still have that baby face, you'll be laughing last.

Have a fantastic day!
yin_again
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
Utterly bogarted cherusha's idea and made you this.</i>

Happy Birthday!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha!! You had me at "really boss boobs."

Oh, Yin. You didn't ask but like I'd *really* not tell you great things about you! #1, you are a southern belle, but in the filthy mouth and angelic grin sort of way, which is the best kind. You are loving and fun and smart and snarky and have rose petal skin and there is no wrong here.

If you lived closer, I'd kidnap you and we'd have all kinds of fun. I heart you, S.
spuffyduds
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I do have to tell you that HusbandOverShoulder thought your badfic exerpts were astonishingly hilarious.

Um, you probably don't know me well enough to flatter. (But you could make something up!)
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
I know enough to know that a) you're funny, b) you're smart - which is usually a requirement to be funny and c) you like ME, so what's not to love? Haha!

People that are easy-going like you are, and yet can laugh their butts off and bring the smarts are rare. Which is why I like you!

Thank you, and I hope YOU have a fabulous day yourself!!
southernbangel
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BAYBEE!!

May Mr. Stoney's throbbing man pole penetrate your heated depths where your cuntbox snaps like an alligator!

Because everyone knows birthday!sex is the best!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)
OH NO YOU DI'INT. Mr. S doesn't HAVE a throbbing manpole! (and now I'm in competition with my mouthy neighbor - hahahaha!)

Lee, I have to say that YOU, yes you were one of the best parts of WriterCon. I could listen to you talk all day, laugh and giggle and "oh my GAWD!" with you all night (rawr) and you're so very pretty and sweet, and the crazy thing is that I don't think you even KNOW you pretty and smart you are! I think you know how funny you are, so we're good there.

♥!!! May your day be filled with douchemonkeys.
thebratqueen
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
Thank you!!

(And even though you didn't ask...) You, young lady, are smart and sassy. I like smart and sassy. You obviously love life, do not suffer fools, and know your own self worth. All of which puts you in the top percentile of awesome people, of which makes a small percentage of humanity. The best of the best of the best, in other words.

May you have a fantabulous day (and may your health IMRPOVE!)
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tx_cronopio
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, me please? I could use some kind words today!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
Absolutely!

Pat, you are what Texas men call a "handsome woman." And they say it with longing in their hearts as you walk away, because they know that you'd give them the eye for marginalizing you. You are smart, you are kind and giving, and you have fantastic taste. Dogs don't lie - they love people who are worthy of love.

Basically, you're like the spittin' image of Ann Richards, but when she was spry and not grey haired. Which is, of course, my favorite kind of Texas gal.

Have yourself a fantastic day, my friend!
likeadeuce
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:37 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday, darlin'!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Carrie! (And you didn't ask, but like that would really stop me!)

OKAY. #1: you are smart as a whip. #2: you have FANTASTIC hair. #3: you get why John Bytheway's BYU joke "Choose the Sprite when a Coke is placed before you" is so damned ridiculous and funny. #4: You write absolutely heartbreaking Wesley and making me question my het Lilah, and there is no wrong here!

I hope you have a GREAT day (and HOLY SHIT!!! I was gone this weekend and I completely missed YOUR birthday!! Oh, CRAP. I hope it was wonderful and lovely and that you got to relax and have great conversations!! ♥ ♥ ♥!!)
elisi
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I even have a new birthday icon. You like?

I doubt you know me well enough to flatter, but I'll echo spuffyduds and ask you just to make something up. :) And - since I figured it might amuse - here's a little excerpt from last night's Buffy watching. My husband and I are doing a re-watch thing and we're now in S3. Last night it was the turn of 'Revelations' (with the B/A tai chi where they end up *almost* kissing). The dialogue went as follows:

Buffy: Sorry. It's just... old habit. Bad, bad habit to be broken.
Angel: It's hard.
Buffy: It's not hard. Cold turkey. That's the key to quitting.


My husband: No, Buffy - it's hard!

Cue me collapsing...
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha!!! *marks twenty points in Mr. Elisi's column*

I love how positive and supportive and happy you always are in comments! You love your fandom, you love your show, and you love BUFFY. And I smile everytime I remember that you call your husband "Mr. Darcy" because that was THE perfect man, and I love hearing about people in love like you two. And you two are possibly one of the handsomest couples I've ever seen.

*beams at you*
marenfic
Aug. 8th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha!!! Oh, the MEREDITH ICON!!! That is AWESOME. And even though we are apparently being slashed together (Sue and Lee are totally othering us, omg) I don't know you as well as I SHOULD. Which I plan on remedying, because you are funny and sassy.

You can spam my LJ with Will quotes all day long, baby. Have a GOOD DAY today, and for GOD'S SAKE will you finish packing already? *g*
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sangueuk
Aug. 8th, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
happy birthday, my dear ! :::salutes you with red wine::: ps, where is that new blog of yours?
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
Let's see how well my Italian translation comes out...

Ringraziarla, caro, e spero che lei ha un giorno migliore. Lei e suo marito merita una notte fuori, giusto il due di lei, e parecche bottiglie di vino!

As for my blog, I have a Vox blog for books, and a gardening blog that is woefully neglected...

Ciao, Bella!
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stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
Oh, my Anne-girl!! You are really one of my most favorite people on the planet. You are so kind and thoughtful, so tender hearted and loving, and so damn SMART. You love to laugh, you love to enjoy happiness vicariously, and you are so giving to your boys. I love hearing about your time with Ron and them, how fun and tight a family you four are.

I love that you are raising smart and inquisitive boys who will be loving and gentle when they become men.

You are the ONLY PERSON who has ever read everything I've ever written, and you give me so much support, I don't think you realize how much that means to me. I just love you to pieces, my Anne-girl!
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elfgirl
Aug. 8th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday!

::twirls you around::


BTW, I adored your post from yesterday. I have a similar daddy catching the baby birth story. :)
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I'd LOVE to hear about it sometime! (I'm a sucker for birth stories!)

Thank you for the wishes, and since I'm on a roll... I was nervous to talk to you at WC - you exude cool, but you probably knew that. You seem so together and smart and on top of things. It's a very attractive quality in a person. And speaking of attractive, you are PERFECT! Glossy hair, petite, fantastic all over.

I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, and am very impressed with what I've seen so far! You are one cool woman.
swmbo
Aug. 8th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
STEALTH BIRTHDAY, STEALTH BIRTHDAY!!!!

What is WITH you people and your hiding this info from me?! OMG! SO IN TROUBLE!

Except since it's your birthday you get a pass - I hope it's a superfantastic day and I really thing that tequila should be involved. GO FORTH AND BE MERRY!
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
Stealthy? Am I? I will stop with the secret ops ASAP!

And I thank you (and partyhat wearing VK) for the wishes! And now I'm not caring if people ask for nice things about them, I'm just DOING IT.

SWMBO! I seriously look forward to your posts (they're about nothing, I know, but then, SO WAS SEINFELD, AND HOW AWESOME WAS THAT SHOW??) with my morning coffee. It's like how I need to read my paper everyday. You always have a positive outlook, even when you don't. Heh. You're a funny, fun-loving person, and that is SO RARE. You take nothing seriously (except when you do) and I've always come away from any statements or fics you've written with a smile.

Basically, you're an emo-buster, and you should be cloned. But like the Homer Simpson clones, so their integrity is shot a little bit, so you can continue to be unique.

And one day I will shower you with tequila, except metaphorically, because that would be very stinky and sticky.

*marches forth and causes merriment, as commanded!*
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