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Do or do not. There is no try.

Notes to self:

  • Stretch. You've been avoiding it and your knees hurt. DUH.

  • Write that letter. You know the one. It's gonna suck, but you HAVE TO GET IT DONE. Srsly.

  • Write the other letter. They need to know you wrote the first one.

  • For Pete's sake, will you VACUUM? You should be ashamed.

  • That story isn't going to write itself. (But wouldn't that be cool? It would be like in Harry Potter with a Quick Quotes Quill.)

  • Quit surfing for images that look like William Moseley and Vincent Kartheiser making out. There aren't any.

  • Hint around to your flist that it would be really awesome if someone used this picture and this picture and made it hot. -er.

  • Put out that love post you've been meaning to do for the A-List crew. [/sap]

  • Pot up those snap peas

  • Become perfect in every way and stop being NOT-perfect.

  • Be mad that you forgot to call JackDav in yesterday's post a sexy version of Mary Poppins. Hahaha.

  • Get all of this done by lunch so you can go see Little Miss Sunshine

  • Get your plane ticket to go see Chrissy in September, YAYNESS!!!

  • Stop adding things to this list and go EAT

In other news, Mr. S IM'd me last night to tell me he'd finally finished watching all of The Office (season 2) and how great he thought it was, YAY! (Aww. He was all moved with the Jim/Pam storyline, and thinks Jan/Michael are a cute couple. Hee hee! *loves*)


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Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
Get all of this done by lunch so you can go see Little Miss Sunshine

Hell yes. I think you will *love* Little Miss Sunshine. Steve Carrell is coming close to edging out my love for Will Ferrell. (Okay, not really but SC does make me tingle in my naughty places)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! That works out for me: we'll meet them both (shh, it'll happen) and I'll take Will and you take Steve. I love love LOVE Steve Carrell, but he physically does nothing for me. (It's a tallness thing.)


[also, have not ignored your application. It's... we're closing shop due to lack of players, is all. *so sad, omg*]
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)
OH NOES!! That is SO SAD. *weeps*

I thought of you while I watched Talladega Nights this weekend. Yes, I am that much of a stalker. I kept thinking, "HAHAHAHA, I bet Stoney LOVED this part" or "Damn, Will Ferrell is HOT in that tall, goofy, always wants to be in his underwear way."
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
IT IS NOT STALKING IF I ENCOURAGE IT. Which I do. I fully encourage people to think of me when they see him, because it will translate into HIM thinking of me, which is glorious. And not creepy AT ALL.

Oh, I was filled with WOE. So much fun and creativity came out of that place. I got some of the best friends ever, too. Good good people. *leans against you*

WILL. SASHA. Suprisingly hot kiss, huh? Yeow.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
WILL. SASHA. Suprisingly hot kiss, huh? Yeow.

Uhm, yis.

Of course, the immature teenagers behind me moaning and groaning about "Oh man, he's kissing that gay guy. GROSS!" did slightly damper my enjoyment. So I smacked them and made them kiss each other.

Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
And hahahahaha! Sasha isn't gay in RL, so it makes it DOUBLY awesome. (I have this thing for staight guys acting/being gay.)

If you have not watched the intro to Da Ali G and witnessed the gorgeous nude form that is Sasha Baron Cohen, you are MISSING SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. Good lord. I've had a serious crush on him, too.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)

Good lord, I loved that movie. (And um, yeah. I TOTALLY see what you mean about Steve Carrell. Mmmmm, beard. I think I may be the last woman on earth that likes facial hair...)

Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
Eating is good, yis *cuddles and loves and stretches out your legs for you*

I need a four-girls icon, I really do.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
WE NEED ONE, HUH?!? *hugs you to BITS and pieces*

I got some good exercises from that Bravo show Work Out and I am about to attempt them. *deep breath and exhale* Okay. Here I go. Aaaaaaaany minute...

Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:15 pm (UTC)
I got some good exercises from that Bravo show Work Out

And also some new ways to appear like a raving loon, mostly involving throwing GLASSES AT PEOPLE. Crazy Mimi for the win!

(Does Jackie have a book out? Are some of the exercises on the show on the Bravo website. Damnit, I knew I should have taken notes....)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
*puts on Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot for proper workin' it*

I don't know if she has a book - I'm sure she will, soon. She had some one doing a good situp with a person assisting, so I'm going to adjust it to do on my own: sit on the floor, butt to the wall, legs UP the wall, hands over head. And... sit up, exhaling at the top. GAH. So. Hard.

(Also, all of the walking sideways up stairs? Dude, those KILLED my hips yesterday. Like, in the "I will get inches off" way. Niiiice.)

(Mimi is trash, yo. Srsly.)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:50 pm (UTC)
Dunno if this is the sort of thing you had in mind...

boys for you
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
Hee hee!!! ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE, EH? Why is the porn in my head? IT MUST BE WRITTEN. *resolve face*

And now I'm imagining Vinnie giving him a back rub...
Aug. 23rd, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
I take it you approve, huh? ::giggles::
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
GOOD GOOGLY GOD THAT PICTURE OF WILLIAM MOSELEY. Or whatever the fuck his name is.

His mother should *not* let him out of the house.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. It's the LIPS, Ros. THE LIPS. And the sandy blonde hair. All tangled with Vinnie's, or tickling Vinnie's belly and he goes down south and I NEED TO WRITE FASTER.

(Ooooh, and he's Of Age at 19. But it's wrong that I like how he looks 15, isn't it? *doesn't care*)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Well, where Willy's from, he's legal at 16, right?

*peers around nervously*
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
YES. *cough* But I like him being about 16 -17 for porn purposes. WHAT?? *defiant before those that would judge me*
Aug. 23rd, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
That story isn't going to write itself. (But wouldn't that be cool? It would be like in Harry Potter with a Quick Quotes Quill.)

If I could do that I'd go from writing about 3 fics a year to writing about 3 fics a day.

Put out that love post you've been meaning to do for the A-List crew. [/sap]

*LOVES YOU* I mean yeah I guess it was time and all but I'm sad. Also? Gwyn really does love her wine.

I'm making my brother go see Talladega Nights and Little Miss Sunshine with me as soon as I get to VA.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
I LOVE MAEBY. (What's fun is to say "I love you, Maeby" because it sounds wishy washy.)

Oh, Gwyn. I saw a trailer for Running With Scissors (which, although the book wore me out about halfway through - talk about masochism! - the movie looks really really interesting, and I love it when Gwyn plays odd roles like that. Humorous, but without the character realizing it. She's excellent at that.)

HEART. SO much, K.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
For Pete's sake, will you VACUUM? You should be ashamed.

Can you head to my house next? Because those dusty bunnies are pretty much dust groundhogs at this point.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC)
Man, I pulled my washer and dryer out of the laundry room and SCRUBBED that floor. Jeez Louise, that was nasty.

(And then I rinsed the floor with vinegar, as I've heard that discourages cats from PEEING ON THE FLOOR.) Also, am looking for friendly home for elderly and lazy cat. ;)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
I think the only thing that will happen is that when the cat does pee on the floor, the pee fumes and the vinegar will combine to become a posionous gas.

And then your cat will be arrested for engaging in terrorist activities.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 10:19 pm (UTC)
*shakes fist* Why, you!!

Oh, and BOOYAH. All day with no urination in the house. This is a NEW RECORD. I declare vinegar the WINNER!!

...and NOW I'm not coming over to vacuum. ;)
Aug. 23rd, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
I guess this means my kids will be forced to do their usual shitty job. **g**

(And is this just the cat that's not pissing or is the vinegar having a bladder disabling effect upon everybody? Could be amusing in my kid's bathroom.)
Aug. 24th, 2006 12:00 am (UTC)
(Ha! No, no, merely for felines. I do know that vanilla extract works to hide dog urine, and to discourage them from using a Bad Potty.)

If you can find something that repels male urine of the pre-teen to teen variety, I'd love to hear about it.
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Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
OBVIOUSLY. Oh, and I just got back from seeing Little Miss Sunshine and I loved it SO MUCH.

Laugh out loud, sad and awkward in places... What's not to love? Not much, I tell you. NOT MUCH.

in conclusion: hello.
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Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
SO DO I!! You know, it is EASY to remedy... *points you to Netflix where all the eps are on DVD*
Aug. 23rd, 2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
I'm going to paste their heads on to HORSES!
Aug. 23rd, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
You know what's great? I have no idea who "they" are, but more importantly, I DO NOT CARE! I want some horse people, dammit.

*hands you the paste pot*
Aug. 24th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
Silly Stoney! Obviously the "they" she's talking about is the pretty mens you told your flist to do manips of, William Moseley and Vincent Kartheiser .
Aug. 24th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
-my knees hurt too. I have weird leg/back issues and after helping my brother move I feel like a cripple. This shouldn't be happening at 23.

-you're writing the Narnia kid/VK right? Right? Right? That is so wrong it's . . . still wrong. But the hotness it kills me. And that pic of VK. Have you ever thought about what Connor's life would've been if Holtz had gone with him and Justine to some ranch in Utah? That's what that reminded me of. I want to write little Smallville-esque ficlets about him. Also, have you ever wondered what might've happened had Holtz been killed when Connor was oh, say 2 or 3 in Quortoth? He'd be all wild and animal, I mean moreso, but he'd still find a way back and when he did Angel would help him because Connor wouldn't know to hate him. And Connor wouldn't know English either, or anything else.

Why do I want to write Connor AUs? Stoney, why?

-I've never seen any previews or anything for Little Miss..., but a friend said it was great so I'm going to go see it too.

I hope you filled your belly.
Aug. 24th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
I WANT TO WRITE/READ ALL OF THOSE SUGGESTIONS!! I'm still thinking about that one you mentioned on the CS Playlist post about a scenario where Team ANgel is sent back to Quor'toth and they have to depend on Connor.

I so very very much want to write Connor amongst the Mormons, you have NO IDEA.

And you want to write Connor AUs because they would be made of GLORY. Also the best kinds of foods and sunshine.

I DID fill my belly, I cannot say enough good things about Little Miss, and I am TERRIBLY sorry about your knees. Aleve. Oooh, I actually swear by Tylenol Arthritis (and I actually have arthritis, so. You can trust me. :D)
Aug. 24th, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)
a scenario where Team ANgel is sent back to Quor'toth and they have to depend on Connor.

uh, are you sure that was me? Because I seriously don't remember. But it SOUNDS cool.

I'm pretty sure the Holtz dying while Connor's a toddler one would be utter crack. I think I'll do it. The Connor growing up in Utah one sounds like it should be in a five things fic. I have a bunny for a five things fic about characters that never got vamped: Cordy, Oz, Connor, Tara, and Gunn. I think vamp!Connor is just about the saddest thing I've ever thought of. But Angel/vamp!Connor zomg MOTHERFUCKIN SCARY AND ALSO SAD.

I do do Aleve! I went to a muscle doctor about my legs in highschool and he said that was pretty much all he could recommend. But I'll try Tylenol Arthritis. Also, drinking.
Aug. 24th, 2006 03:57 am (UTC)
Just a quickie w/no skin tone adjustment or anything...

Aug. 24th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
But do you see how they're not having sex?

Ahahahahahaha. I'm still holding out for the horses with their heads on the magnificent sleek equine bodies. *sporfle*
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I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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