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Okay, THE OFFICE?!?!? Best. Episode. Yet.

The Office

He MARKED HER ARM. Oh my god, he marked her arm so he could tell her apart from the other "waitress." Now I want an honest show of hands: how many of you noticed that the two waitresses Andy and Michael brought back to the party were two completely different waitresses from their original server at Benihana's? My husband totally failed that test. Michael moved from pathetic to creepy and then back to pathetic. Oh, Michael. And how many think it's Jan that's going with him? OR IS IT HIS MOTHER?

CREED. Taking his own gift. Singing. Telling Phyllis something was crazy. Phyllis wanting to go to the party and telling everyone else to go! Dwight and Angela HOLDING HANDS. The intense look Angela gave Dwight as he proclaimed (in code) his love for her through 80s rock. Oh my god, I'm totally shipping Karen/Pam now, because they make a team of AWESOME. Jim's discomfort at them befriending each other! *flails* JIM NOT TAKING HIS GIFT, OH MY GOD.

I love this show, my GOD do I love this show. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.


30 Rock

Okay, seriously. Are you WATCHING this show? Because it may be one of the best sit-coms EVER, and I don't say that lightly. It's funny, it's fast paced, and did I mention the funny?? I can't think of his name, but the black guy that went to Harvard that's offended by the "homeboy" mentality of Tracy Morgan. Those two going at it, and the sleezy writer guy who called his racist grandfather to listen in?!?! I was HOWLING. They hit the whole "n word" issue that's been up in the air with Kramer and Andy Dick's outburst and knocked it out of the park. Not to mention the whole sub plot of Alec Baldwin covertly dating Condoleeza Rice, ahahahahahaha!

Tina Fey and her Oz boyfriend (I SUCK with names this morning) crack me the hell up. And we all got sucked in! We all thought that maybe he really was a good guy, and then there is the Dateline pedophile investigation, heeeee! "The thing about 20 year olds, most of them are 16." I LOVE THAT SHOW, TOO. It is smart and clever and there's a real lack of that on the networks, y'all.

Enough of the spoilers. I decided to watch the original Star Wars trilogy yesterday while getting things done (ooh, new leaf green scarf in a basket weave pattern, pretty!) and with all the Luke/Leia talk yesterday in my post, I got to thinking about all of the fanfic in SW I've read. And how I'm surprised there's not MORE bad!crack!fic in that fandom. So I've compiled a list of crack!fic I've not seen yet in that fandom, based on dialogue from the movie. Hahaha.

Fanfiction and Their Summaries -- Based on Lines of Dialog -- That I've Not Found, But Expect To At Any Moment


"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts." A/U high school football fic with Leia as the surprise new kicker on the Tatooine, Texas team. Can a girl make it in a boy's world?

"Let the Wookie win." Humorous non-con fluff (heh) fic. Three-way with C3P0/Chewbacca/R2D2

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!" A/U kid fic with Han and Luke as 10 year old best friends, and Leia as the new girl on the block who wants to play, too. Warning: braid pulling, drippy ice cream cones ^__^ (I totally wrote this while high on lollipops, R&R plz!!!!)

"What's wrong?" "Oh... it's Han." Han/Luke, A/U. Leia is the best friend of both men and helped get them together, but marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be. The bois are having marital problems. Will the force (and love) be with them? Read to find out!!!1232!!

"Get in there! I don't care what you smell!" Chewie/Leia, Han. Het/character bashing fic lols. I hate Leia and girl parts. Warning: character death lolz!

"That's no moon." Horror NC-17 bestiality filk. Hammerhead/Jaba. Alternate title: "Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this..." C3P0/R2D2, FitB song fic set to NINs "Closer." The torrid love scene missing between these two star-crossed lovers. Warning: Sensual oil change. Alternate title: "I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator."

I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator.
I wanna feel your circuit breakers.
I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator!
All of my protocol is gone -
You. Get. Me closer to Han!


"I don't know who you are or where you come from, but from now on you do as I tell you." BDSM, Han/Leia. Han Solo is a guy that walks into the wrong bar at the right time. Leia is the proprietor of a Spank-n-Bondage club that eyes the handsome man and makes him her pet. Warning: bloodplay fluff.

"You came in that thing?" Sequel to above fic. Han wears a French Tickler and a crocheted afghan, and best pal Luke wants to hear all about his adventures in the underground world of BDSM. I'm working on another part of this universe with Luke taking the plunge with a new Dom named Vader called "The last time I felt it, I was in the presence of my Master."

"Didn't we just leave this party?" Ensemble. A/U fic based on the movie Groundhog Day. Luke tries to keep Ben from dying at the hands of Vader. :((( My first fic, R&Rs.

"Look at the SIZE of that thing!" Red Leader/Chewie NC-17 drabble

"Will we be able to pull out in time?" "It'll be like Beggar's Canyon back home." Luke/Han Mpreg. Luke gives up his past of boinking the homeless back in Mos Eisley and learns how to be a husband and father in this tender fic of love lost and found. Also, Han is OOC, lolz.

"Use the Force, Luke. Let go!" Luke/Obi-Wan. Ben teaches Luke how to use his Jedi skills to get a condom on and lubed without leaving the bed or using his hands.

"Let's blow this thing and go home." NC-17, Lemon, Oral, Anal, Luke/Han/Fish Head General for the Rebellion

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" "I can arrange that!" A/U crackfic. Han's a pimp, Lia is the rich girl running away from her life of privilege and high society. But falling in love with a pimp wasn't part of her plan...

"Who's scruffy looking?" Chewie convinces best pal Han to visit their gay friend Lando Calrissian's beauty salon to prepare for his hot date with the mysterious and hunky Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker. Hilarity ensues!

"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing." Ben Kenobi is a by-the-book cop near his retirement. Luke Skywalker is his new hot-headed rookie partner Police Chief Solo gave him to train. Will they be able to work together to bring down a new drug lord on their turf, Jaba the Hut? Special appearance by Chewbacca in the "Huggy Bear" informant role. Leia is the hooker with a heart of gold that risks her life to bring the bad guy down.

"Oh, don't do that. You're making a mess." All human A/U Yoda/Luke based on The Odd Couple. When persnickety Luke is kicked out of his house by his wife Leia, his messy friend Yoda takes him in. Will they be able to find love and acceptance among the trash and daily planners? Read to find out!

How sad is it that I would read some of these? SO SAD. (And why didn't I come up with some Pirates of the Caribbean crossovers? Or a "Luke is a vampire slayer A/U?" Hahaha - there's always dialog from Revenge of the Jedi...)

HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!! And Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish pals - Let There Be Light!

Comments

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marenfic
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
THE OFFICE WAS SO AWESOME.

Ryan rattling off 10 excuses not to go in a row- I'm not feeling well I have a lot of work to do allergic to MSG allergic to peanuts I ate there last night. . .

HEEEEE!

Oscar, not ready to come back yet.

Toby, sadly rubbing Kevin's robe because Dwight took his away from him.

Aw, man, I love this show.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
Okay, RYAN. Did you see how quietly happy he was when Kelly was hanging a candy cane on his nose? It's when she does the "forever" stuff that he squirms, heeeee!! TOBY, oh my god, how could I have forgotten him!!!

Maren, there's not a character on that show I don't love. Not. One. Toby swinging his feet while Creed sang!!
marenfic
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
"I remember the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to."

Whatever. Ryan loves it all. The candy cane was adorable.

Oh! Phyllis telling Angela she thought "green was whorish" and Angela saying, no, orange is whorish. And Angela has green something in her hair! Ha.

Ok, seriously, I could go on and on. It was so fantastic. And my money's on Jan for the Jamaica trip, although Michael's mother would be funnier.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC)
<3
"Thanks for taking all of the excuses."

"Come on, Dwight. We talked about this for a half hour." Toby's entire manner of speaking, oh my GOD.

"Is that a threat?" "No, it's... an invitation."

I want to see a Phyllis/Angela smackdown. Phyllis has it in her. It'll only take Angela slighting Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
fiveandfour
Dec. 15th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, it's totally his mother Michael's taking to Sandals! I loved his little "You would?" when she said yes.

Sooo good with Ryan rattling off all those excuses to get out of the Benihana lunch. Then telling Jim he stores them on his Blackberry (reminded me of Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Collins admits that thinks up compliments in advance when Mr. Bennet asks if they are works of the moment or not).
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
I didn't even THINK of P&P for that moment, hahaha! That's perfect. But you know, Jim TOTALLY could have come up with an excuse if he wanted to. He LOVES it. It gives him an opportunity to watch and laugh, you know? He's all about the fodder.

Hee, I think it's his mother, too. :D
likeadeuce
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
30 Rock
The other black guy is called "Twofer" because he is black and went to Harvard. At the sensitivity training, the counselor referred to him as "James," so I assume that's his real name, but I don't think it's been said on-air before. Oz boyfriend = Dennis. Yeah, I don't know why I pay attention to this stuff.

I think my favorite in the ep was "Do you love me or do you have squatter's rights?" "Do they have to be mutually exclusive?"
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Re: 30 Rock
I knew the Twofer name, but do we not know his actual name? HAhahahaha if not! DENNIS, yes. I wrote this pre-coffee, so accuracy is not to be expected from me. :D

HAHAHA - Squatter's rights. King of Beepers. Man, isn't this show wonderful? WHERE IS THE LOVE, CARRIE?
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
Re: 30 Rock
And duh - you say clearly it's James and I glossed right over that for I am s-m-r-t.
likeadeuce
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
Re: 30 Rock
Well, I might have misheard that -- anyway, I can't find a reference on the NBC main site, since he's not in the main credits, and IMDB and epguides dot com both just call him "Toofer." Poor guy.

also, he's hot.

/shallow
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, I totally agree - he's NIIIIIIIIICE looking. Mmmm hmmmm.

:D
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
*skips spoilers*

Hahaha to the summaries!

Also, Han is OOC, lolz.
Like music to my ears...really grating music that I can't find the source of so I have to call the police. :D
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC)
*zomg zips lip on spoilers so you can catch up*

Oh, the OOC characterization that is in ALL fandoms. Maybe Luke and Han can go shopping for a parakeet, and that will bring them closer than ever. *dreamy expression* And eat ice cream sammiches. And Han will have a drip on his chin and Luke will lick it off and they have teh buttsecks.
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
Heee, and it can be a fun thing, like they're napping together, and Luke is like WTF? And Han is like, surprise, BUTTSECKS!

Then everyone can have a good laugh about it later while Luke holds his bottom and pouts.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, RIGHT. And then Han can pick Luke up like a baby and cuddle him and kiss it all betterz. And then there can be more buttsecks.

Possibly someone sticks out their tongue and sucks on a lolly.
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
Possibly someone sticks out their tongue and sucks on a lolly.
Hey, when did fantasy!VK wander into this feeek?
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. but fantasty VK sucks on dick, not lollipops <-- No, I think I meant that. :D
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
But how else does he get to suck on Han Solo's dick if he doesn't first entice him with his able lolly-licking?
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
By taking what he wants, yo. He's all, "hey." And Han's like "'sup?" And VK's all "is that a rocket in your pocket?" and Han goes "it'll make the Kessle run in .12 parsecs" and Vinnie's all, "speaking of sex..." *unzip! suck*

Something like that?
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Vinnie's all, "speaking of sex..." *unzip! suck*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

There should be a "speaking of sex... *unzip! suck*" multi-fandom ficathon challenge! It could be called the GO FOR IT challenge! And it could be all badfic, like, how would you get this unlikely pairing into bed RIGHT AWAY with no recourse to building to the event or much narrative of any kind, and...yes, I think the sugar has gone to my head.

*faints*
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE BEST FICATHON EVER. And maybe should have signups in January to be due in March or April.

WOULD YOU DO THIS WITH ME??? Oh my god, I think it could be the best crack ficathon EVER. EVER!!!
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)
OKAY!

I would even volunteer to write a crossover fic, because who needs to know canon for a ficathon like this???
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:53 pm (UTC)
HENCE THE BRILLIANCE. Oh, JESS. This needs to happen. Seriously! Don't you think? Can I ask you about this later? *looks at the clock* maybe over the weekend or some time next week?

*bites lip*
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
Sure thing!

Or seriously, even after the holidays. Things are wacky now for everyone, but yis, we will work it out!

Just think of the fics! Right now I am contemplating the forbidden love of Mr. Kotter and Slim Goodbody...
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
O_O

WHITE MAN AFRO!PORN. Oh my gracious, the genius. Yes, yes, to the ficmobile! Err... soon!
lynnenne
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Special appearance by Chewbacca in the "Huggy Bear" informant role.

*is DEAD*

Oh, Stoney, you rock the Kazbah. Thank you for livening up my Friday! *tacklehugsquish*
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! And you KNOW these fics exist somehow. YOU KNOW THEY DO. and I would read them. If only to laugh!

<3 <3 <3!!!! *smooch to my Lynne*
moosesal
Dec. 15th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
How sad is it that I would read some of these? SO SAD.

I can top that. I'm tempted to write some of these. But not now. I've got to do my Yuletide fic by Midnight (EST) on Sunday. Eep!

Umm... and because I'm a bitch picky editor,
Fanfiction - And Their Summaries - Based On Lines Of Dialog That I've Not Found, But Expect To At Any Moment

should be

Fanfiction -- And Their Summaries -- That I've Not Found, But Expect To At Any Moment, Based On Lines of Dialog

or

Fanfiction and Their Summaries -- Based on Lines of Dialog -- That I've Not Found, But Expect To At Any Moment

In the original you're saying that you haven't found the lines of dialog. But what you mean is that you haven't found the fic, right? The dialog is from the movies. I'm sorry I'm such a geek.

"Will we be able to pull out in time?" "It'll be like Beggar's Canyon back home." Luke/Han Mpreg.
I will give money to charity of your choice if you write this. Seriously. Without the OOC Han, of course. I want him to be his usual self.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahah I like that you cannot turn the editor off even for CRACKY BADFIC that doesn't exist, heeeeeee!! *totally re-edits post, you kidding me?*

So, you want me to point out the dropped italics tag, right? And I would TOTALLY write that Mpreg, but they would both be so out of character, it would hurt. (No, wait. I might could do it. Might could... THINKING SERIOUSLY.)

<33333
moosesal
Dec. 15th, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC)
*blush* OMG I can't believe that I would point out an error and then make that big ital mistake. Hee! That is so ME.

I love you, you know that, right?

Seriously, if you write it, I will love you forever. But if you give me something equally crackilicious with Han/Luke, I will still make a charity donation on your behalf.
entrenous88
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
I've got to do my Yuletide fic by Midnight (EST) on Sunday.

*flails*

Isn't the deadline the 19th??? Or am I insane?
moosesal
Dec. 15th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
You're right. I was confusing my DS Seekrit Santa deadline (also an upload). Thanks though, you just took a huge weight off of my shoulders. *mwah!*
entrenous88
Dec. 16th, 2006 12:00 am (UTC)
Oh good! I'm glad for both our sakes that the 19th is the right date, whew!

:*
moosesal
Dec. 16th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Yeah, my Yuletide has been giving me fits. I finally managed to write almost 400 words of it today. We shall see. My DS Seekrit Santa is almost finished -- back from beta, just needs the final tweak. And I've got two rps fics left to do this month, one is started the other I haven't even looked at the request for.
entrenous88
Dec. 16th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
Wow, good for you on the 400 words! I haven't written word one. *facepalm* But I did have to get a hold of the canon source, which I finally did last night, so I should be able to motor along this weekend.

You are a holiday-fic-writing fiend! Good luck with your rps ones still to go.
moosesal
Dec. 16th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I actually wrote more last night. I couldn't sleep and I keep a notebook by the bed for when I'm lying there and suddenly get an idea.

Good luck to you, too.
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stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, YES the singing!! And his keeping time with "bumbum bum bum" while on his knees!!! I love Karen. I think she's a great character and Jim's all recognizing she's a rebound and aching that he saw Roy give her a GOOD gift while he and Karen swapped gag gifts.

I LOVE THAT SHOW.
a2zmom
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator.
I wanna feel your circuit breakers.
I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator!
All of my protocol training is gone -
You. Get. Me closer to Han!


Why did I read this while at work? People are looking at me funny. (well, funnier). And what is a sensual oil change? And can I get one for my car?

The Hanukah moose thanks you for the greetings.

stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
I'll give YOU a sensual oil change. *slowly unscrews your filter and plunges the dip stick in - just the tip! And then sliiiiiiides it in all the way*

A little low, miss. *tops you off*
a2zmom
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
My tires have just been rotated.
redbrickrose
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
Bwhahaha! Your fanfiction summaries are awesome. My favorite has to be "I Want to Fuck You Like a Binary Evaporator." You're truly inspired. You know that, right?

I missed The Office last night, and my flist is full of squee. :( I'll have to find it tonight.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
Heee!! I want to ssee a herky-jerky sepia-washed video with them, too. Like, using scenes from when Threepio is in pieces, or when R2D2 gets pulled out of Luke's shipp all shot up and Threepio is worried and patting him.

You have GOT to get that ep! It's an imperative!!
darlas_mom
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
"Didn't we just leave this party?" Ensemble. A/U fic based on the movie Groundhog Day. Luke tries to keep Ben from dying at the hands of Vader.

Y'know...it's SCARY...but I might actually write this.

It wouldn't have to be funny, would it? 'Cause I think there's decent angst to be had.

::facepalms:: You are irredeemably evil.
stoney321
Dec. 15th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
*squints really hard* Sure? I mean, if you get a bunny, write on, writer! but yes, I am evil. EEEEEEEEEEEvil. Possibly just naughty on a bad day. :D
serenelystrange
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
Hee, Office! It really was an awesome episode! There was too much funny to even remember it all. Lol, i didnt pick up on the different waitresees... mostly cause I was here on LJ catching up on my flist while half watching the tv.

And I LOVE how Jim came around and picked out the "mission" for Dwight, lol! "Destroy the phone" My knees almost gave out several times when I was walking through the living room while it was on! Apparently my whole family wacthed it now! :D

I don't know much about SW crackfic, but I think I would read them anyway, :( I'm such a fic whore, lol.
stoney321
Dec. 17th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Man, how great was that mission for Dwight?? Hahahaha - that was hilarious.
my_daroga
Dec. 18th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, awesome. Re: SW crack!fic. I want! The cop/rookie scenario seems almost plausible. Is that a bad sign?

Warning: bloodplay fluff.

*snorfle*

Also: You. Get. Me closer to Han!

I'm gonna die.

WE'RE TOO CLOSE! STAY ON TARGET! I CAN'T HOLD IT!

Hmm. I have never actually read any SW fic. Rec plz?
stoney321
Dec. 18th, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, who DOESN'T love a cop/rookie fic/movie?? If you like Chinese cinema, it's EVERY MOVIE. Throw in a gangster and you've got every movie out of Hong Kong for the past 20 years. :D

As for SW fic, most of what I've got in my memories/marked is slash, so if that doesn't float your boat, no worries. There's lots of RPS for Ewan/Hayden in there, too. *waves tiny OTP flag* I've got more gen/het in a folder somewhere, but I'm heading out the door. I'll come back to this with them later in the day, promise!
my_daroga
Dec. 18th, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
Oh I know, but I meant plausible in the sense of making a good SW story.

As for fic, I was thinking more original trilogy; but I recall maybe you don't have a lot of that saved. I really really didn't go for the new ones. Hayden really... er. Didn't do it for me. (Though that scene in II where he's having a "nightmare" in bed and starts calling for his mom is pretty funny.)
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