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Something funny is always a good thing

I laughed so hard, I pounded my fist on the desk a few times. The last paragraph is what sent me over the edge.
http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4036

And McSweenys is always good for a laugh. If you need help with the Noah as a cucumber line, lemme know. I'm here to help.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/9/13simmons.html

Have a good day, troopers!

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ropo
Sep. 13th, 2004 10:47 am (UTC)
Heehee. Jesus H. Christ. So wrong, man.
stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 11:20 am (UTC)
And if by wrong you mean
RIGHT, then uh huh. Hee!

Having a good, silly day and wishing you the same!
cityphonelines
Sep. 13th, 2004 10:49 am (UTC)
Masturbation; the new olympic event, Summer 2008
Toothpaste passes the two-finger test, but I haven't had the guts to try using it. If you have and it works, let me know.
That's the line that got me frome chucles to guffaws.

And the Bible one? I have seriously pondered the first two statements and later I will be digging up my Bible for a re-read, 'cuz the cucumber thing went over my head!
stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 11:19 am (UTC)
I think I would win the bronze, 'cause hey: can't be the best at EVERYthing.
No need to go digging up that clap trap. There are a series of videos for little kids called Veggie Tales. A tomato and cucumber are the main characters. They re-tell Bible stories in an animated, palpable way. The cucumber (his name is Larry.) is Noah in one of the videos. Now, I don't know about you, but a talking, singing cucumber with a beard and a head wrap is just plain funny. For me to poop on!

We have some for the kids (given to us) and they are tolerable and at times really funny.
cityphonelines
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
Re: I think I would win the bronze, 'cause hey: can't be the best at EVERYthing.
Ahh, Veggie Tales, I get it now. I have a pic of the Tomato (Bob) above my door, it says "Hi, I'm Bob, I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you."
stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC)
Re: I think I would win the bronze, 'cause hey: can't be the best at EVERYthing.
"We're the pirates/ who don't do anything."

And anyone who makes a movie about Shadrach, Meshak, and Abednigo rocks. Like the Beastie Boys. Three MCs on the go.
stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 11:22 am (UTC)
some MASTURBATING business
Man, I laughed at: I came so hard I nearly shit the bed.

Jesus H... uh oh. *checks reference* I mean, Jesus, son of Joesph and Mary, The Christ.
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stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 11:20 am (UTC)
Man, that is the truth. Laughing, coffee, sun shine: all are ingredients for my happy days.

Have a terrific day!!!
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stoney321
Sep. 13th, 2004 01:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Lubrication: I call it lube
I just buy the anthology at the end of the year. LJ is my main squeeze, however, I did spend several hours online reading Zach Braff's blog. I want to kiss his soft girly lips.

Now, if you didn't FRY that bologna, it couldn't have been phenomenal. Outstanding, maybe. Hee! Tell me all about it, lipchin. (I am not German, so that may be wrong.)
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