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Come home, Snoopy, come home

ATTENTION MR. STONEY:

You need to leave New Orleans. Tonight. I don't care about your job. The storm surge is expected to be 13 feet, not to mention the high winds, and HEY! They don't even bury people underground there. Wanna know why? Because New Orleans is BELOW sea level. You dig a hole and it fills up with water. Wanna bet the whole town will look like that by tomorrow night?

Schools have been closed today. Federal buildings are currently sending people home to PACK. Not just to stay there, but to PACK and LEAVE. Remember 5 years ago when you were stuck in the tropical storm outside of Houston? How you had to stay in your car and watch the water rise and couldn't drive anywhere because everyone was fleeing at the same time? Let's not repeat that, shall we?

So, there is a Southwest flight leaving every hour on the half hour to DFW. Let's get your sweet little ass on one, 'kay?

That is all.
Love, your wife.

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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 07:15 am (UTC)
"And the dead shall rise from their graves"
Oh yeah!! They have "Cities of the Dead" out in the big easy. Why do you think it's overrun with goths?? After a big rain, coffins would pop up out of the ground. Nice. Not even remotely freaky.

Just got a cell call from Mr. Stoney: he is on his way to the airport to sit until he can catch a flight. They are now evacuating the city. Jay-zus.

I'll tell my daughter that her 8th birthday is not as important as mommy watching gay men "take a holt" of them big ol' stout sumbitches. She'll understand. Love me some gay cowboys. Steers and Queers!!

And I'm glad your eye is better. O_~
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 08:49 am (UTC)
Here is why I love Southerners
Some local in NO said the following as they were evacuating the city:
"We don't know if were going to get a punch in the mouth or a kick in the knee. But we're going to get hit."

He's sitting in the airport right now.

I love that idea of Wrangler asses. Can I wear some Rocky Mountains so I can get a heart-shaped ass? BTW, I found out that I have free tickets to the State Fair (3rd week in October) for anyone that wants to come with me.... I have a spare room, too....
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC)
George Strait!! He was purdy in that singer to cowboy movie
little tear. on the cheek. Sue coming to Big D! There will be no duct tape. We'll put a tight bustier on you and make yer bubbies MASSIVE with displaced flab. Nice.
cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:31 am (UTC)
Re: Here is why I love Southerners
I'll tape your flab if you'll tape mine.
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
Re: Here is why I love Southerners
I laughed, too.

Film - check
Bustier- check
Size 10 ass in size 6 jeans - check
watching men "ride" steeds with good friends? - Priceless.

This is something I need to be a part of. I FEEL it in me bones.
cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
Put down the OK beer, step away from the duct tape...
Beer bought in mine and Stoney's state, not yours!
Gotta go with Stoney on the bustier thing. Far less painful to remove than duct tape. Plus, killer boobs.

Ouch, hey, give me back my epidermis!!!
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cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
Re: Put down the OK beer, step away from the duct tape...
I do follow you everywhere...
Don't turn around...
stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)
f*ing stalker!
The call is coming from INSIDE the house!!!!
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC)
Re: f*ing stalker!
what is a hard burrito? Is it like a "solid quarter?"
cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC)
Re: "And the dead shall rise from their graves"
After a big rain, coffins would pop up out of the ground. Nice. Not even remotely freaky.
Ok, well I thought it sounded cool, but then I am not the authority on cool, so eh :: shrug ::

And hey, your daughter doesn't have to know it's a gay rodeo, she could just have rodeo birthday fun. Plus, Gay Cowboys! :: pleads ::
stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:13 am (UTC)
Re: "And the dead shall rise from their graves"
She has to learn sometime, right? And is Caza is up for Fronteir City with the kids and Mr. Stoney, I think we have ourselves a plan.

Or we can push her birthday to some random day to make it more fun. For me.
cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:30 am (UTC)
Re: "And the dead shall rise from their graves"
Or we can push her birthday to some random day to make it more fun. For me.

See, just mess with her day perception. Say the calendar says April 24th, well, you know it's the 24th, but tell her it's the 19th, begin marking all calendars accordingly, and you've gained (or lost, I'm not sure, really) 5 days. Gay Cowboy fun here you come!
stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC)
Re: "And the dead shall rise from their graves"
I OWN those muthah fuckin' kids, yo. I tells them they ain't havin' no birfday, they ain't havin no birfday. Moms gots to do what moms gots ta do, yo.
cityphonelines
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
Hooked on Ebonics worked for me
So, what you're saying is... Gay Cowboy Rodeo, T-minus 8 months?

:: carves it in stone ::
stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
Re: Hooked on Ebonics worked for me
Don't go letting the stone chips hit ya in the butt on the... What?

I'm thinking it's a definite maybe, and that's final.
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 09:54 am (UTC)
Re: "And the dead shall rise from their graves"
i KNOW you don't be thinkin I smoke them menthol muthah fucking LITES. I'm all about smoking the Cool ultra thins. And them kids is staying in the trunk of the car so I KNOW where they is.

Do it every day fo work, right right?
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stoney321
Sep. 14th, 2004 08:54 am (UTC)
Hello!!
Ooh! check out pics here: http://www.utmb.edu/galveston/
And here's one that has a little of everything: http://members.aol.com/USWebNews/

I saw Red hot Chili Peppers play on the beach in 1988 there. Surfing sucks, but people try to anyway. Look up The Strand! It's a hang out for beach combers.

ANd Mr. Stoney is at the airport looking into getting on a plane as soon as possible, thanks!!!
**kisses Mari and squeezes tight**
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