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Meme ganked from liz_marcs: My Top 5 TV OTPs! *ignores the oxymoronishness*



1.


Who: Tony Micelli and Angela Bower: Who's The Boss
Why: He's the guy with street smarts and the parenting skills (aww) that can tame this uptight, neurotic Connecticut harpy's heart one lasagna at a time. Plus, she had killer black roots and loads of cash. Hope from Days of Our Lives was on this show as a past lover of Tony's. Which is weird and unrelated. The hope is that Angela has some of her whorish mother's skillz in the bedroom. But let's face it: Mona was the boss. They all but had her in dominatrix gear. I like to say "An-guh-luuuuuh!" like Tony at random moments in my home. LIKE WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE. It keeps my husband on his toes.
What: Dialogue to die for

Tony: Something about how you are caucasian and can't cook'a the spaghetti! *fangul hand gestures*
Angela: I have a ginormous stick in my butt and you are muscley and low class! I will pace now to ease my sexual frustration.
Tony: I'm inadvertantly bending over and showing you my taut Italian Stallion ass.
Angela: *clutches ribbon at neck*
Mona: I'm going to be in my apartment over the garage giving hummers to old men. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Tony: Ay-oh! Oh-ay! Anguhluuuuuh.

[ETA] from comments. Runner up for the femmeslashers, Carol Seaver/Sam Micelli. It's the same dynamic, hahahahaha.




2.


Who: J.J. Evans and Penny
Why: He's the sassy, dumb kid with a heart of gold that mocks his sister like he's 15, but he's not. She's the sad little urchin hiding in her mama's house - decorated in the best of the 70s pimp wear - and wishing for her Black Prince to come. She'll settle. GOOD TIMES! (any time you need a payment.) GOOD TIMES! (anytime you need a friend.)
What: Dialogue to die for

J.J.: Van Gough, and Rembrandt, don't be uptight, cause here comes KID *clap* DYNOMITE
Penny: *beams* Oh, J.J. You're so smooth and lanky. My mama beats me.
J.J.: Er, uh, heh heh, well you know... what can I say?
Penny: Say you'll call the cops. Didn't you hear me say that my mama beats me? SHE PUT AN IRON ON ME. Go get me some of Thelma's clothes.
J.J.: Man, you jivin'. *paints*
Michael: I'm just going to educate the viewing public on some black history meta, don't mind me.

Runner up: Willona and Bookman, aka Buffalo Butt




3.


Who: Mike Seaver and his Mullet
Why: Smart alecky ( but not the kind that would get you thrown out of school), respected his parents, and a curly mullet juuuust long enough to not get you thrown into your locker by the really tough kids, but not long enough to be off-putting to parents. Plus, he's not as skeevy as Buddy from Charles in Charge.
What: Hair products to die for. Because the Last Days are coming, and you want to look good for Jesus.




4.


Who: Principal Snyder and Mayor Richard Wilkins the Third
Why: Soon to be demon (literally) that destroys all of the world, starting with the students of Sunnydale High. Demonic (not literally) Principal destroying the world of her dreams one Sunnydale High student at a time.
What: Dialogue/Characterization to die for

Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Mayor: *uses copious amounts of hand sanitizer*
Snyder: These little rat-fink punks think I don't know what's going on. I know everything that's going on.
Mayor: Except for what's really going on. *eats babies, steals relics*
Snyder. Order. Discipline. *shudders* DETENTION.
Mayor. Sure, sure. Say, we call that busy work where I'm from. Good job. *eye roll*

Runner up: Spike and that chair he was tied to when he said "You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!"
Second runner up: Spike and the Bear. They had mad chemistry, yo.




5.


Who: Mr. Monty Burns and Mr. Wayland Smithers
Why: The gayest couple that never coupled. Plus the Sub/Dom factor. Times the pining from Smithers. Divided by the age difference. To the haha power.
What: Dialogue to die for

Mr. Burns: Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
Smithers: There's no maybe about it, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Eeeeeeeexcellent.

(hahaha. I can't fake them. I looooooove them.)

Runner up: Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willy. (Ya uuuuuuused me, Skinner! Ya uuuuuuuuuused me!)
Second Runner up: Comic Book Guy and first issue of Ultraman, mint. Worst. Post. Ever.

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sdwolfpup
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
Smithers/Burns OTP!!!11!!

Also, Stoney/Humor! (The Who's the Boss dialogue had me rolling.)
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
HEEEEEEEEE. MAN, I loved that show when I was young. WTF?

Oooh, you know what would be a femmeslash equivalent to Tony/Angela? Carol Seaver/Sam Micelli!

Ahahahahaha.
a2zmom
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
Smither/Burns 4evah! Plus, you are mad strange, yo.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
If by strange you mean awesome? THEN YES. :D

Smithers/Burns makes me so happy, it's not even funny. But Groundskeeper Willie may be my most favorite character... I CAN'T DECIDE!!
slasheuse
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:07 pm (UTC)
Dude! I don't know any of those except no. 5 I think maybe I need to start liking Buffy or you and Laura will both LEAVE ME yesterday I thought Tara was Faith and it didn't go well but YAY. Also hello and happy Tuesday!
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahaha, Tara =/= Faith at ALL, heeeee!! That's like saying... Commodore Norrington is Basil Fawlty!

I wun leaf ewe, and your Girl Will Never.

In other news, I watched Bedrooms and Hallways in which EVERY GAY BRITISH/UK ACTOR IS GAY. James Purefoy. Kevin McKidd. The guy that plays Beckett on PotC. Others! hahahaha.
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thepiratequeen
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:09 pm (UTC)
Mike Seaver/Mullet 4-EVAH!!!!

One of the local syndicated stations near me has started showing Growing Pains every night and it's scary to watch it and realize that I've not only seen pretty much every ep of that show but I remember most of them.

Happy Tuesday, my dear.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
HEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh my god I HAD to watch that show. I may have... over identified with Carol Seaver. Which is just pathetic. KIRK CAMERON. He and Ricky Shroeder made my heart go pitter-pat when I was 12. Oooh, and Jason Bateman, who was on Silver Spoons, too! They need to syndicate THAT show!
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southernbangel
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
When I was a kid, my dream was Kirk Cameron and Ricky Schroeder (and Scott Baio but only because the theme song to Charles in Charge is one of my favorite songs EVER) to come to my birthday parties and when we played Truth or Dare, that I would be dared to go into the closet with them!!! Then I would giggle and blush at those inappropriate thoughts because OMG CUTE TV STARS!! Kissing cute TV stars! Possibly even. . . touching cute TV stars!!! BE STIll MY HEART.

Now I constantly want DB to screw me against the wall, inappropriate thoughts be damned.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I said the SAME BOYS (but with the addition of chubby Jason Bateman from Silver Spoons/Hogan Family fame) up above in a comment, HEEE.

Oh my GOD I wanted to play Two Minutes in the CLoset with anyone them SO BAD. Oh, Lee. You're like me, but a lady.

I want to bed DB. Or watch him bed someone and just touch his back while he grinds into you them. WOW. I just entered creepy territory with that, huh? hahaha.
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kita0610
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Your brain is a scary scary place, in which I would like to get lost for a while. <33
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
I'll be sure to get you a map before you go spelunking.

<33333 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY?! You need extra spankings, I'm sure.
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fiveandfour
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
Oh, Who's the Boss, how I miss thee. The big hair. The boy who proves being gay is not a "choice". Tony with his good cooking and questionable IQ.

One of my roommates loved that show. That, and Charles in Charge. Whenever either of them came on, you knew just where we'd be for the next 1/2 hour. But the best part was when we'd be somewhere close to the tv but not home: she'd exclaim, "Who's the Boss!" and we'd scramble to get in front of a tv before the opening credits ended. If someone dared to interrupt, she'd pick up the phone or open the door and yell "Who's the Boss!" and that was the other person's cue to either go away or come in and park it, or hang up or tune in and follow along. Talking was only allowed during the commercials.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA, oh my god I laughed out loud and scared the dog at "The boy who proves being gay is not a "choice." DANNY PINTARO. Good lord, was he fey.

ANGUH LUHHHHHHH. Heee your roommate was DEDICATED, yo!
julia_here
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
I have taken the link to your genius to the S'cubie board, in hopes to make up for being cranky and nattering on about my health, and they are laughing there.

Me, Burns/Smithers is canon,!

Julia, as are Akbar and Geoff
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee - we all need a shot of goofy, don't we? I think I may have OD'd today, however...

Burns/Smithers. The best non-coupled couple ever. *squishes you*
moosesal
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:15 pm (UTC)
You are awesome. This was wonderful.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:38 pm (UTC)
Heh - I know you are but what am I????

(Are you doing okay? Almost done with that index? Massive energy and focus is being mentally beamed to you...)
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darlas_mom
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
Burns/Smithers! YAY!

OMG, "Growing Pains." I used to watch that show so faithfully. "Growing Pains" actually contributes to my to-this-day crush on Matthew Perry. You remember he was on that? He was Carol's boyfriend who died, Sandy. ::tears up just thinking about that::

In contrast, I only very seldomly partook of "Who's The Boss." (Also, every time you say, "An-guh-luhhhh!", my auditory synapses play for me Sylvester Stallone wailing, "Aaaaa-dri-aaaaaaan!" ::shakes head:: Is no good. Though I actually would have to say Adrian/Rocky is one of my OTPs, purely because his proposal to her is one of my favorites ever. "I was wonderin' if you maybe wouldn't mind marrying me too much." ::snerk:: ) I actually think of Alyssa Milano as Phoebe on "Charmed," rather than Sam on "WTB." My mother looks at me like I've done something shameful when I say that. ;-)

The only OTP of mine that ever made it on an icon is canon and het. That's what I'm ashamed of. *g* (For the record, it's Huntress/Question on "Justice League Unlimited.")
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD, I forgot about Matthew Perry!! That's RIGHT.

And whenever I think of Alyssa Milano, I think of Teen Steam. AHAHAHAHA. Let's work out with our peers! If only she was a few years younger, she could have taken the Olsen Twins.
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liz_marcs
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
Bwah! I love you.

I spit coffee all over my monitor with Mike Seaver/Mullet.

*worships you*

Gawd! Burns/Smithers. I feel shame that it's not higher on my list (it's in my top 15).

And that graphic of Snyder/Wilkins? The absolute fucking best. I could totally be sold on this one with quality crackfic fanfic.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Hmmmm, I don't think I got he spirit of your post, though...

And DUDE. I WROTE that crackfic. (That's the graphic FOR the crackfic.) Here you go, if you're so inclined. :D

Mike Seaver with the church-going mullet of non-offensiveness!
violethamster
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
Mona: I'm going to be in my apartment over the garage giving hummers to old men. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

It's funny cause it's true! I laughed my ass off through this entire post.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
hahahaha, what's great about that character is how the audience is supposed to be all "Ohhh, look how cute it is that grandma is such a whore!"

What would have been awesome is a "behind the scenes" doc about how Danny Pintaro (the gay kid) was all lighting her cigs and learning makeup tips in between takes. HEEEEEEEEE!
elucidate_this
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
oh who's the boss! danny pintaro is the gayest gay to ever gay. and alyssa milano made ME gay.

also, smithers/burns is my total otp forever omg! though part of me wants smithers to get together with ned flanders and have ned show him that jesus can replace the burns shaped hole in his heart. well, jesus and vigorous buttsex (but not too loud wouldn't want the kids to hear)
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
SMITHERS/FLANDERS. I could back that horse. I COULD BACK THAT.
entrenous88
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
Wayland/Monty OTP!
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
Homer/TV OTP!
Hahahaha, whoops! *throws a 'd' up top*

I LOVE THEM. I really need to get more Simpsons DVDs, for that show is pleasing unto me, yea verily.
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josieobsessed
Feb. 6th, 2007 08:19 pm (UTC)
Kirk Cameron, OMG, I loved him so! I would watch Growing Pains religiously just to worship at The Mullet's altar. I had a poster of him on my wall. It had a pink background and he was wearing jeans and a leather jacket and NOTHING ELSE! He had that little smirk on his face? I would change clothes in the bathroom because I felt like that poster was watching me, and you know, we didn't know each other that well yet.!

*dies of embarrassment*

Using the JAM icon, cause, well, JAAAAMMM....
demonqueen666
Feb. 6th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
WORD on number 5!! SMITHERS/BURNS OTP 4EVAH!!

"Oh yes, I told him his father was killed in the jungle by a tribe of violent women...I hope it didn't have any effect on you."
"We may never know, sir."
lettered
Feb. 6th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
This post really cranks my cheesewheel.

I'd probably have to go with Principal Skinner/Groundskeeper Willie of all the ones here though. Or Willie/Lunchlady Doris: Grease me up, woman!

I think my favorite Burns/Smithers quote is:
Burns: Are those people booing at me, Smithers?
Smithers: No, they're saying Boo-urns!

Also, Smithers. You turn. Me on.
stoney321
Feb. 6th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
I LOVE SMITHERS. Remember when he went away to, like, Fire Island for a gay weekend vacation (I think it was even advertised as that) and Monty called him? He was going to be strong and move on, but he rushed back to Monty's side, ahahaha.

I mentioned to EntreNous up there that I completely forgot the best OTP: Shirley Feeny/Boo Boo Kitty! HEEE.

NO ONE CAN ESCAPE A SCOTSMAN WHEN HE'S GREASED!
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semby
Feb. 6th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
HA! Amazing. Sometimes I forget how much I used to dorkily love Who's the Boss and Growing Pains...
floweringjudas
Feb. 7th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
ARGH I GOT RID OF MY SMITHERS/BURNS ICON. AAAAAAAAARGH.
lynnenne
Feb. 7th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)
My favorite was when the power plant was about to go into a meltdown:

SMITHERS: Let me just take this opportunity to say... I love you, sir.

BURNS: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.

Heeeeeeeeeeee! Burns/Smithers 4EVA!
ely_jan
Feb. 7th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
AWESOME!! Smithers/Burns to the end, baby!! And now I can't stop trying to figure out if there was actually an episode of Mona in semi bondage gear (I'm thinking crop) or if that's just my scary scary brain.

You put the special in my K, baby!
redbrickrose
Feb. 7th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC)
Hee! fantastic. Mayor/Snyder OTP forever. ;)
my_daroga
Feb. 7th, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
Something tells me you're not taking your OTPs seriously...
stoney321
Feb. 7th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
*duel slap of the glove* Madam, you insult me. I take all five of these one true pairings as seriously as I take everything else in life.

Hahaha.
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