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1. Just got back from Gunther's with a foot and a half of Vanilla orchid. He was lovely and gave me 18 inches. Ahahahaha. He also made sure it had both a side shoot AND a flower pod. If I can get two flowers, I can grow my OWN VANILLA BEANS, what?! \o/
2. I also came back with three Tillandsias, and they are so pretty and cool.
3. I had lunch (strawberry/spinach/feta/walnut salad) with some old friends, and it was great catching up with them.
4. I redeemed some coupons for free plants today and have THREE FULL FLATS (60 plants) looking at me. FREE!!
5. I have been reading bad!fic and laughing my ASS OFF. Also cringing a lot because BODIES DON'T WORK THAT WAY. (I've got a compilation coming tomorrow)
6. I felt kind of cute today.
7. I'm going to shave my dog. This could be quite the adventure.
8. I forgot what 8 was for but
9. 9, 9 Is that I just remembered I forgot to mail a package to FLAHrida, boo.
10. I have watched: Tsotsi (waaaaaah!!) Young Adam (aka: the movie where Ewan McGregor spanks the hell out of a chick's ass and screws every woman on screen \o/) and The Dreamers. <-- that one isn't going back for a bit. TWINCEST, what?! (And I realized the American Boy is Henry from Dawson's Creek, ahahaha!)
11. Tomorrow I have Blown Away coming, and there may be Corey Haim RPS after viewing. Ahahahaha!

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poshcat
Mar. 27th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
>>I'm going to shave my dog. This could be quite the adventure.

Is that a euphemism perchance?
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
HEEEEE! NO, missy, because I would have said my CAT. (Seriously: shaving the German Shepherd. I'm gearing up for it.)
lumenara
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)
I can grow my OWN VANILLA BEANS, what?! \o/

That would be really cool. Do you know how to dry them and all of that?

I await the results of number four with... a reminder to not be drinking anything when those are posted.
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
Won't that be awesome? I mean, I'm not holding my breath because they're VERY tricksy, but still! (And yes - I have a dehumidifier that they'd go in.)

Yes - I will slap warnings all over my garden so when I put the new plants in, you won't spit soda all over them. Hee hee! *tickle*
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cityphonelines
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
Oh! Homegrown vanilla beans! Very awesome. I debating on tomato plantage. I miss garden tomatoes so much.

Your salad sounds so good. Mmmmm... *craves* *also has Violent Femmes in her head now*

stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:17 pm (UTC)
Hahaha my plan worked! *slips Big Daddy Kane in there in case you're burnt out on the Femmes*

And you should TOTALLY put some tomatoes in! Do it quickly so the flowers set before it gets hot. Mmmmmm, 'maters. I have.... nine plants in the garden right now? Some romas, beefsteaks, and pear (cherry) toms. Mmmmm.
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leighm
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
Curious to know what you thought about Young Adam. Ewan screws someone about every other scene. So true. Of course he's never been shy about being sans clothes and what's under them. *cough*VelvetGoldmine*cough*

In The Dreamers also I believe that the sister is Eva Green who's in the new James Bond film.

BODIES DON'T WORK THAT WAY *snorts* The fic is unbelievably bad sometimes. Can't wait to see what you found.
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, right you're relatively new to me! I am a HUUUUUUUUGE fan of Ewan's. That was one of the only things I've not seen with him in it (what was wrong with me?) and I must say, his cheeky need to show his cock in most of his movies has me satisfied. :D (I've even written loads of Ewan fic. I <3 him.)

Oh, THAT'S RIGHT! She's the love interest for Bond, James Bond! I couldn't place it...
harmonyfb
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
I'm going to shave my dog.

::raised eyebrow:: Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?

8. I forgot what 8 was for but

::snort:: Thanks for the earworm. ::humming:: Ten, ten, ten, ten, for everything, everything, everything, everything!
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, Posh asked that SAME THING. And no, I'm LITERALLY shaving my dog. Hee!

And AHAHAHA, Adis723 also blamed me for the ear worm. Frankly, you should be glad I didn't start with I'm gonna gonna getchu drunk, getchu drunk off my lady humps. Or how-the-fuck-ever that song goes. (I may be the only person in the world that hasn't listened to the damn thing.)

...I'd be more than happy to give you a new ear worm? :D
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slasheuse
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, I'm remembering Mr S being killed by shaving Scrappy. Oh, Scrappy. *loves* So, good luck with that. Also BWAH, I have found school photos of me as a child online (facebook)! *drive by pounce*
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
Scrappy has been missing. We think he actually went off this time to die. :((( He has lost all of his teeth now! Woe. We're not sure, so I'm thinking positively

My derg is all shave-ed and clean like a newly shorn LAMB and she's full of wriggles because no longer is she suffocating in her fur coat, huzzah!
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a2zmom
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:40 pm (UTC)
Talk about an interesting trio of flicks.

I am eagerly awaiting your venture into vanilladom. (Oh Laura, she's so vanilla.)
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
I had a good couple of movie nights, I must say. All three are good ones, too.

And hahahahaha I AM vanilla! Aside from my mother/son incest fic, I'm TEWTALLY VANILLA. :D
beadbeauty
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
I hope you know this will go down on your permanent
record. 10 is for EVERYTHING EVERYTHING!!! You are hilarious.

Why do you shave your dog? For humility? To keep her in line and to make sure she remembers you're the alpha?
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
I shave my dog because she's a HAIRY BITCH. Literally. And she's starting to blow her coat, so this just saves me from sweeping huge chunks of rabbit fur every day. (I dun haff no skeen derg like you no mores.)
gillo
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
Just got back from Gunther's with a foot and a half of Vanilla orchid.

This made me double-take. Gunther's was a famous Regency tea-house where they did famous ice-creams. For a second I envisaged orchid and vanilla - a new type of Ben 'n Jerry's?
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
Heeee! No, no, Gunther's is a renowned orchid cultivator here in my city, and I visited his candy mountain greenhouse and bought the delectable plant!

But I bet an orchid-n-vanilla plant would be AWESOME! Like honey and vanilla and maybe a hint of lemony fruit??? GLAH. Gimmie some of that now, please.
dwivian
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
Um....

You feel kind of cute, are considering shaving your dog, and got 18 inches from Gunther....

....I have no words.....
stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Oh, the fun of innuendo... In other news slightly related, the dog is running in circles in the backyard, happy with her haircut.

:D
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stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
NO TO THE FELDMAN. I hate Corey Feldman post-Stand By Me, because he became the morphed love child of Michael Jackson and Roy Orbison and weird. (Okay, I'll totally write that shit.)

THEY ARE RENT BOYS AND HAVE SEX WITH THE CHICK FROM BAYWATCH IN THIS MOVIE, WHAT!?!

*saves you a vanilla pod* I'm singing to Biz Markie right now, and my world is FINE.
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stoney321
Mar. 27th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
YOUR ICON.

And yeah - the movie was... arty. HOWEVER. It would serve my needs FAR MORE through my imagination and screencaps. Because of the pretty visuals. (And lack of... proper release of sexual tension. NC-17 my ass.)

And Pitt TOTALLY needed to make out with him. I kept waiting for it! BAH. (His lips are just RIDICULOUS. I want to eat him up.)
entrenous88
Mar. 28th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC)
60 plants! I don't know if I've had as many plants as that my entire life!!!

Why can't you be eating that salad now, so I can sneak off with it?

Oh god, if you write the rps, it has to be the Two Coreys! I forget what the other one was named, though...
stoney321
Mar. 28th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
oh my GOSH it is going to be BEAUTIFUL when you come, I can't wait!!! (And that's not mentioning the two other flats of plants I got earlier ... Ahem. I may be slightly obsessed.)

I will take you for that salad, by the way!! It's at the place where we will get the cupcakes of OH MY GOSHness.

My sister said the SAME THING about the Coreys! (Feldman. I... he's going to be rough for me, because he's the love child of Michael Jackson and Roy Orbinson!!) But I will suck it up and do it! *admires your Riley/Buffy icon*
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fiveandfour
Mar. 28th, 2007 07:12 am (UTC)
Oh I remember that movie. Ewan was such a dick. Erm. I mean, the character was such a dick. Never Ewan. Ewan's lovely. I luuuurrrrve Ewan. I think I might have gotten my husband to fall into a touch of a Ewan man-crush, too, by getting him to watch Long Way Round with me. Hearing him call his wife his "wee bonny lass" was just so *sniffle* sweeeet. (Plus there was Ewan nudity. Gotta love that.)

ANYway, I really stopped by to tell you I well nigh made an idiot of myself today while out with my family playing miniature golf. I smelled that plant or flower with the gorgeous lemony overtones again, so I was leaning over and sniffing every single plant in an attempt to locate it. Still no luck, blast it. But I shan't give up. Some day I WILL find it!
stoney321
Mar. 28th, 2007 11:59 am (UTC)
MMmmmMMMmmmmm Ewan. I'm a fan. I particularly like him in a kilt. *points to icons* There's something about a Scotsman in a dress, am I right?

DAMMIT WHAT IS THAT PLANT!??! (I would have sniffed everything with you, too!)
my_daroga
Mar. 28th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, Gordon Gano...

*ahem*

The Dreamers! Me and my boy and our friend-boy saw that in the theater, which was awesome. But silly me, *I* thought the American boy was from Hedwig!

(mmm, twincest)
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