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LIFE IS A CRUEL BITCH

WHY IS THIS NOT ON MY TELEVISION RIGHT NOW!?!?

Oh my GOSH. "because Feldman and Haim have been friends on and off screen for several years, the chemistry between the two just pops off the screen." This is why I am writing Coreys RPS, because THIS IS TRUE!!! (Which makes me hope that it's not on screen now because Haim is getting back in shape after becoming my Nana.) Oh, Corey. (Seriously. I moaned when I saw that second pic. THIS IS WHY I LOVE VK. OH MY GOD I MAY SLASH THOSE TWO.) And toss in Ed Furlong. *FUCKING EXPLODES*

AHHHH! Best mental image, or best mental image EVER? Hee!

[ETA] The show airs on July 15th on A&EEEEEEEE! *claps hands* Note: I love The Coreys for all their cheesiness and sleaze. It doesn't need to make sense to you. Don't shit on my love, omg. *fanatic* Hahaha.

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beadattitude
May. 9th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
::hands you hyperventilation paperbag:: You cracked woman, you.

(This said by the woman who is writing angsty kitten!crack. ::rolls eyes::)
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
No, no, you don't understand! *breathes deep*

THE COREYS. Feldman grosses me out but HAIM.



Look at that!! *clutches you* Hahaha.
beadattitude
May. 9th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
::giggle snorts::

Oh, you poor child of the 80s and Teen Beat. ::pats you, while mooning over men in their middle thirties::

(That boy looks like my nephews....I, I just can't.
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC)
WHATEVER. He's MY AGE, OMG.

(heee! I am fifteen right now, re-watching Lost Boys again and again in my head...)
beadattitude
May. 9th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Slash on, then ::makes hand gesture::
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
*goes forth and girds up loins!*
southernbangel
May. 9th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
Dream a Little Dream reunion, anyone? The fact that the movie starred Mouth AND Natty Gann? HELL FUCKING YEAH.
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
I MAY BE WATCHING THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW AND DROOLING SLIGHTLY. He's so DUMB and cute and has earrings and a THUMB RING. *melts*

And his voice is all gravelly! Auuuugh.
southernbangel
May. 9th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC)
Dude, Fat!Corey is no longer in the house! Niiiiiiiice. That first pic you linked to? I remember seeing that on VH1 and doing a double take because MAN ALIVE, did he look like shit.
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. He's no longer fat!Corey! (But you can tell in that vid I linked that he's not quite back - the skin around his neck hangs down, and he has man boobs. I DON'T CARE. He and Ricky Schroeder and Jason Bateman were my baby!Stoney crushes and that love runs deep!!!!)
cityphonelines
May. 9th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
"Everyone feels like we know the Coreys," Goldman said. "They are, for all intents and purposes, brothers. One moment they're having knock-out fights, and the next moments they're hugging as if nothing had happened."

Oh!! If you slash 'em then it's almost like dirty!bad!wrong incest.

*votes for Haim/VK fic*

Eeeeeee!!!
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
I MEAN SERIOUSLY. Vincent, Haim, and Furlong?! I don't think they world can TAKE IT.

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stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
Cut and paste the link, then, and look at it, OMG this is too hard.

THAT IS AWESOME!!
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC)
Crap, here you go! (I was hotlinking, which is bad, SORRY!)

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stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. To both. And zooming to your journal, wheeeee!
marenfic
May. 9th, 2007 05:51 pm (UTC)
I had the BIGGEST crush on Haim when I was in junior high. He was my celebrity boyfriend, and I had pictures of him from Teen Beat, Tiger Beat, and BOP all over my room.

stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU MOST OF ALL, SCARECROW.

I have literally spent the past hour looking for a download of "Dream A Little Dream" and "License to Drive" online so I don't have to go to Best Buy and PAY MONEY for them, and have my husband see what I've done. :D
brandil
May. 9th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
That is so WRONG of them not to air it before the due date. It's hindering your research!!! ::shakes fist::
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
I KNOW!!! Then again, I'm writing it taking place in the early 90s when they were all coked up and on the Horse. :D
beadbeauty
May. 9th, 2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
Ahhh hahaha!! This is awesome. "BECOMING MY NANA"

Good times.
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
HE LOOKS LIKE BRIAN! WHat the hell, Tiff?!?
coercion88
May. 9th, 2007 06:42 pm (UTC)
1. Do not EVER show me that photo again. The fat one, I mean. It made me weep for my precious lost youth and the years spent idolising blond vampires called David.
2. If you slash VK with baby!Corey, I will read it and leave you feedback and moan slightly inappropriately. If you slash VK with David, I will wake the neighbours.
3. And it's probably also inappropriate to mention right now how I read your Mormon posts (um, you may have a better name for them??) and was really interested in everything you had to say. I can mention that in the same comment as VK/Corey slash, right? Because I have no sense of propriety at all.
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
1. I WON'T!! And ME TOO. All of it.
2. I may need to write that, and I may need to have Corey from Lost Boys be a male slayer and hook up with Connor, I DON'T KNOW. And there will be biting and fucking.
3. No such thing as inappropriate with me, and thank you!

VK/Corey/Ed Furlong as Connor in Terminator 2 FOR THE MIND BLOWING TRIFECTA.
elfgirl
May. 9th, 2007 06:45 pm (UTC)
I crushed on Corey Feldman so hard when I was growing up. ::sigh::
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)
Feldman? I was a Haim Corey. :D Well, I loved Feldman in Stand By Me and Lost Boys. I want to watch all of those RIGHT NOW. *pines*
violethamster
May. 9th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
I want to search for Lost Boys fanfic now.
stoney321
May. 9th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
SERIOUSLY. (And how easy would it be to have Connor be put in Haim's family when he's mindwiped? That way Angel couldn't look for him, because he was 12 years earlier?!) <-- just me, right? :D
violethamster
May. 9th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
That is a seriously awesome idea.
escritoireazul
May. 10th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
Hi, today I am a very helpful stranger. (Or possibly someone who looks a little psychotic.)

For Lost Boys fanfic, The Lost Cave's automated archive is the biggest collection. It's a combination of the fanfic from the three largest fansites in the 90s and early 00s.
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 04:43 am (UTC)
Please to be searching your mailbox for a thank you pony cake.

THANK YOU!!!
escritoireazul
Jun. 21st, 2007 01:51 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! I hope you're enjoying the fic there!
violethamster
May. 11th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
Ooooooooh. How intriguing, kind stranger! :D
escritoireazul
Jun. 21st, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
I hope the stories were also intriguing and enjoyable. :-)
slackerace
May. 10th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC)
Did you know that Feldman used to be married to Vanessa Marcil? I swear, I can't for the life of me understand the attraction. Haim was always the hottie to me. But, you spoiled it by posting pictures of Nana him looking like Gil Gerard here before gastric bypass.


And toss in Ed Furlong.

Make it Brand Renfro. Furlong actually has his shit together lately.
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
I did! They were married for two years, right? Which is like, 20 in Hollywood years. WHAT THE HELL. (And Nicole Eggert and Haim were engaged! Then he OD'd and she dropped him - and the ring - off at the hospital. WHY DO I KNOW THIS SHIT?)

And I don't see why all FOUR can't be involved? (Side note: I just finished watching that Boarding School movie with Kirsten Dunst and Vincent Kartheiser and I almost lunged at the screen, he was so pretty and fresh faced...)
montyollie
May. 10th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
Totally unrelated to anything here, but I thought if you were online right now you might want to know Anderson Cooper 360 is about to do a segment called "What is a Mormon" on CNN right now. It's 10:10 pm EST. :)

I love your blog posts on mormonism, btw. :)
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
Oooooh, THANK YOU! I'll try and catch that online since I missed the first part.

AWESOME! (And thank you!)
montyollie
May. 10th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
It ran about fifteen minutes in total, but half of that was a good interview with Christopher Hitchens the author of that new book "God is Not Great : How Religion Poisons Everything" which was fantastic. Also, they talked a lot about a news story today about Al Sharpton and Mitt What's-His-Name. LOL The segment about what is a mormon was pretty vanilla where they just did a very short history of the religon touching on the basics and not once mentioning how fucked up it is. LOL Don't mind me, I get my ass in a knot about it too...

I think the big "news story" about Mitt is the whole "Are Mormons christian" debate. Lord love a duck. Like any of that matters.
luvxander
May. 10th, 2007 06:30 am (UTC)
OMG me too!!! I love the Coreys. I remember having the hugest crush on Corey Haim when I was younger. I must have watched The Lost Boys, like a million times, with my little 15 year old heart wanting to be sammiched between Corey Haim and his older brother, Jason Patrick.

I can't wait for this to air, do we know which network is going to carry it? I want to set my DVR right now!!!

Oh god, this makes me want to get drunk and do myself up like a horrid hooker, kinda like Peter Griffin in that one episode where he lost his job.
stoney321
May. 10th, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahha! DO EET! And it comes on A&E. You know I'll be updating the flist when it's coming on, please. *head roll*

And if you haven't seen "Blown Away," then get thee to thy Netfliz queue post haste! Haim is naked, like, THE WHOLE TIME.
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