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Like "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" in D Minor. And Uncle Fcuka. "You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fcuk your uncle all day long." (misspelled on purpose.) Words cannot express my love for Matt and Trey. Or for my OTP (and really, it's about to eclipse my Ewan/Hayden love FOR REALS): Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen. Here's their first kiss, but here's their better kiss from last night. Ahahaha! "You bitch! *slap* then *kisses it all better*

I don't need you to understand my love of Will and his beautiful, soft curls (and grey! Mmmmm, I love me some salt-n-pepper) just know that it exists. And Sacha is freaking sexy, period. Mmmm. GOOD MORNING, WORLD. THANK YOU.

I'm off to get in a gooooood long walk before the heat sets in, then I have ideas for writing! Fanfic! This is very exciting because I've not had ideas for a very long time, and the Lynnevitational is going to be here sooner than later. If you need something ELSE to laugh at, here's a Sexual Harrassment (worksafe - I mean, it was MADE for the work place. Having watched the whole thing, it's an obvious parody. Some naughty words, but you can fake it if you're caught. Haha.) video that made me laugh and laugh. OMG, DRAMA. It made me think of The Office, which I've been mainlining for two days, now. Bonus: dreaming of Jim Halpert, who seriously is the cutest thing ever. Like we didn't all know this already.

And in conclusion on this Monday, Happy birthday to _tayler! Off to walk then read my to_be_read folder with all the great fics you've been posting!

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elisi
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
Will Ferrell and Sasha Baron Cohen.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Thank you - I never knew what was missing from my life, but now I've found it! :D
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:33 pm (UTC)
Are you crying from the BEAUTY!?! Because I am, too. Mmmmmm, funny men. (Heeeeeee!)
mireille719
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
*howls* Okay. The sexual harassment video is just... Yes. I would have been in big trouble at work, for laughing during the video.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:34 pm (UTC)
Isn't that HILARIOUS? I love how easily over-powered the women were. The neck massage part cracked me up. (I know WHY there are videos like this and why they're important, but the staged acting is just too funny.)

:D
mireille719
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
Somehow, I'm having trouble believing that one's real, because of some of their examples later in the video--the first few seemed completely legit, and then, well, they got funnier. *g*

But it *is* hilarious. And the staged acting was... really, on the level of videos like this that I've seen for real.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC)
Oh, really? I bailed out to go walking and didn't watch after the "back rub" that made the dark haired woman so uncomfortable. Now I'll have to go back!

And seriously, those work videos I had to watch on safety, etc? SO BAD.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
So I watched the whole thing, and YEAH. OBVIOUS PARODY by the time we get to, "I hear you have a fat c_ck!" (In case you're at work)

HILARIOUS. And like you said, the first two scenarios seem legit, and then HAHAHAHAHA.
a2zmom
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
Of course Sasha is sexy. Nothing like an Orthodox Jew getting in touch with his inner gayness. :-)
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
Orthodox BRITISH Jew. Mmmmmmmm. He really is so sexy, I can barely watch the intro to Da Ali G. BARELY. (But I force myself. Hahaha.)
sdwolfpup
Jun. 4th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
Ok, I've always liked Will but I had no idea Sacha Cohen was so hot! I've only ever seen him as Borat. Holy crap!
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:52 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD. You have GOT to see him FULLY NUDE in the intro to Da Ali G!!! (I'm looking around on YouTube, but no one has the intro!)

Here's a great clip. I want to climb him like a tree.
sdwolfpup
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
Oh my. *fans self* I feel like an 1800s Southern woman who's just been exposed to her first penis.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
I'm SAYING! He's... PERFECT.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
Oooh, HBO has clips of him here!
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, that's hysterical. And that last kiss! So uncomfortable! So real!!

(You should totally use your "I am a Sexy Bitch" icon. )

Sasha is HOT.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
OH LIKE THIS? *points to icon*

Seriously: tall, funny, nice, smart? WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? (Either of them!)
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Exactly. That is it. YAY!!!!
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
::having belatedly watched the video::

BWAHAHHAHA!! The uncomfortable looks on faces were so hysterical!! And the "fat cock" scene was priceless.
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
And the wiggly cock-on-a-table. Bwahahahaha.

You should totally read this

It's Stargate Atlantis, but I read some of it to my mother, who had never seen the show, and she liked it. It's crack, but deep and meaningful crack. With angst. And kitty cats.
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
I've seen that it's a wildly popular fic you've been writing! I'll add it to my list!
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
Yay! Wildly popular? What have you been seeing?
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
...many comments to your posts? That's usually a sign that a story is well received!
beadattitude
Jun. 4th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
EEE! Ys. I'm very pink and pleased about it. And fan art! ::points to icon::
cityphonelines
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
Y'know, I adore Will Ferrell 'cuz he's got some serious OCD-ness going on and that's like, kindred spirit; but I seriously, never found Sacha Baron Cohen even the slightest bit attractive (funny? yes.) until the Movie Awards. Boy howdy! *licks*

Stoney, you're doing a great job on LJ, but don't you think you should dress sexier when posting? I mean, we're talking about your journal here *rubs your shoulders creepily*
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh, his thing about shoes and clothes and having to constantly rotate them so they all get even wear!! <3

Really with Sasha? Have you not seen his perfectly sculpted body on the Ali G intro?? When I first saw that character (and didn't realize right away that it WAS a character) I felt shame because I have a thing for dumb, tall, hot guys with street smarts (but just barely). See: my first husband.

*cries* Are you going to fire me? *sinks to knees in front of you*
cityphonelines
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh, his thing about shoes and clothes and having to constantly rotate them so they all get even wear!! <3

I KNOW!!! *cuddles WF in a purely platonic way*

I've barely watched the Ali G. Show and never seen the intro. I should be flogged. Flog me?

*rehires you so we can put dildoes on everyone's desks*
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:53 pm (UTC)
*knocks you aside so I can cuddle him in a purely sexual way* Hahahahahaha.

Let me just say this: if you HAD seen the intro (I'm searching high and low for it) you would feel a stirring in your loins. Not unlike how I get an erection when you use the whole punch, Mrs. Wiggins. *puts a pube on your coke can*
azryal
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
I never found Will all that enticing, but watching him roll around with Sacha (I have a deep weekness for funny, smart, Jews-especially those lovely dark-hued gentlemen) gave me a new appreciation. I'll probably never like thier work, but I could watch that a few more (dozen) times.

You rock. Thanks for posting.

Mae

stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
*cries* Well, if I'm the only one who finds Will sexy (okay, there are three of us) then that just means more for me. :D

I have a deep weakness for funny, smart, tall men. Throw Jew, British and nice and I'm utterly helpless. :D
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
throw IN. IN.

*headdesk*
lynnenne
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
FYI, I extended the Lynnevitational deadline to July 15. So you still have a bit more time. :)
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
WHOO and a HOO!!

(But still - I've been staring at a piece of paper for months, then hurray, ideas started pouring in last night!)

<3
lynnenne
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yay for ideas! *shimmies*
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stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
Hi, Anne!! (If you haven't seen the clip I just posted in the post after this one, you might find it both funny and sexy - a DANGEROUS (and welcome!) COMBO.)

Ooooh, annuals! Do you remember what type? And it's SO SMART to plant things right ahead of a rain. Gets them nice and established. (And there's trace minerals in the rainwater that are beneficial, too!)

<3 <3 <3
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stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
Oooooh, I love salvias! They give such a pop of color. I have alyssum and marigolds, too. I'm a fan of tucking annuals amongst the perennials, personally. In your shady spots, you might think of impatiens - can you do those up there?

Wave Petunias (it's a specific kind) are nice in sunny spots - they really fill in bare spaces with LOADS of flowers, and are trouble free.

*itching to plant* We've had non-stop rain here for DAYS, so there's no gardening for me down here...
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winterlive
Jun. 4th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
i brought the you-bitch link here to show you, but you already have it! oh, stoney. <333333
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
WINTER HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN MY WILL LOVE?!?! Heeeeee!

I LOVE HEEM. Especially when he's afraid of the world finding out about his love for Sasha, because THEY LIKE IT. (I loved an older interview from Talladega Nights where Sasha said Will came by his hotel room all the time to practice the kiss. AHAHAHAHA.)

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
winterlive
Jun. 4th, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
darlingest. i can't actually look at will farrell without thinking of you. :D
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

*dusts hands*
semby
Jun. 4th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
Wow, that was an AWESOME kiss! Mmm, Sasha Baron Cohen...

That Sexual Harassment video was hilarious! I think I may have seen it or at least heard it quoted before, because that "smells like fresh vagina in here" line was way too familiar, and I'm hoping that's not something I would have heard in any other context...
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
I LOVE THOSE HOT, TALL, FUNNY, mildlySWARTHY MEN. Mmmm.

Heeeeeee, I hope not from CHURCH. That would make sacrament service a might uncomfortable...
_tayler
Jun. 4th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
SBC/WF kiss was pure SEX!!!
*fans*

Thank-you so much for the birthday wishes Hon!!
*squeezes*
stoney321
Jun. 4th, 2007 10:12 pm (UTC)
It really was, wasn't it? *watches forty more times*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! May your cake be delicious but calorie free, and may the wrapping paper be as lovely as the gift inside!! XOXOX
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