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I am a bad, bad person.

Because they are CHILDREN. Of age. So, okay. Maybe I'm not so bad. I'm writing Ron/Hermione dry humping fic set in Grimmauld Place and I LIKE IT.

Also, I just mapped out a "Silver Spoons" AU parody fic with Draco as Jason Bateman and Harry as Ricky Schroeder and Sirius as the dad. And I can't stop singing the theme song. (Dean will totally be Alphonso Ribieri.) Ooh, no no! Lucius is the dad, Draco is Ricky Schroeder, and Harry can be the conniving Jason Bateman! It will be from a Slytherin POV, obv. Ahahaha.

Where's the Love Boat fic with McGonagall in the roll of Charo? "Cuchi, cuchi ay yi yi!" *shakes her melons* Snape is obviously Isaac, the bartender. *shoots guns* Hagrid as Gopher, Hermione as Julie the cruise director, and Harry Potter, as the Beaver. Wait...

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darlas_mom
Jul. 22nd, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)
::starts pitching tent for the dry-hump fic line::
samsom
Jul. 22nd, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
Your mind...

is maniacal.

*is in awe*
beanbeans
Jul. 22nd, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
EEEE! I <3 your brain!

*wants dry hump fic*
*waits eagerly*
lettered
Jul. 23rd, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
YAY RON/HERMIONE.
zyrya
Jul. 23rd, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
Did you hit your head?

How many fingers, sweetie? Who's the president? what day is it?
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2007 01:29 pm (UTC)
So... you don't want me to tell you about the Gilligan's Island parody fic with Angel as the Skipper and Spike as Gilligan?

It has a theme song and everything!
marenfic
Jul. 23rd, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
You are not on crack. Crack is on you.

I love you and cannot wait to read R/Hr dry humping. Yep, I'm a perv.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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