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Too many mutha uckers uckin' with my shi

In bullet point, because we all are pressed for time.

  • Finally caught up on Flight of the Conchords, maybe one of the best comedy programs in a very long time. Oh, Kiwis. How I love you. Except for dovil because she stopped sending me hobbits for target practice. After all the booze I plied you with? Bastard. (The subject heading is from this song, which I cannot get out of my head. This is a good thing.) [lyrics] I like how it jut becomes self-censored swearing at the end, hahaha.
  • It never ceases to amaze me at how people a) have no sense of humor/lacking in funny-dar and b) are quick to point out when you (me) are wrong, and are wrong themselves. I like that last one, especially.
  • I have new people that added me to their reading lists, hello! Come and go as you please. I never mind when people add me, nor remove me. We're very relaxed here. By which I mean me.
  • I happen to like insects. I don't want them on my body. Or eating my face.
  • I am very sarcastic and silly here, with the occassional fic post. If you're not good with humor, you... you will be unhappy here.
  • I got my official rehearsal/shooting schedule for my movie, Blood on the Highway, and I have to let my hair and skin... go. Not off my body, nothing like that, just... I'm a cross between Karen Black and Magda. \o/ I cannot wait to be hideous and see how the other 99% lives. AHAHAHAHA. I kid.
  • Nicholas Brendon officially signed last night (the last of the paperwork) and once I find out his shooting schedule, there will be casual walking by done by me. With a camera. And a harpoon. And a trunkful of pickling lime and heavy cabling. I KID. (Or do I??)
  • Dude, I'm going to be in a Tromo horror film!! It still hasn't sunk in. I love me some crack, y'all.
  • I am STARVING and need some lunch. Sushi is sounding good. Or beef fajita nachos. Suggestions?
  • Finally: lemon-flavored Italian soda and vodka is about as tasty as it gets for summertime boozing. Archer Farms brand is quite tasty, and they have a bloood orange flavor I'll be experimenting with come "happy hour." (Oooh, add a splash of triple sec for extra num.)


Finally: MASSIVE CONGRATULATIONS to entrenous88 and TNMN (the NOW Mr. Nous) on their marriage today! They are a spectacular couple, who've I've had the very great pleasure of befriending for a few years. Mazoltov! .

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brunettepet
Aug. 10th, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)
"Flight of the Conchords" so rocks! My husband and I totally fangurl those boys. Erm, don't tell him I said that. Every time he puts on socks he starts singing "It's Bizness Time" and my knees start quaking...yes, with laughter!

Don't harpoon Nicky! You musn't leave a mark.

I am so jealous of your coming Tromathority I could just spit.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Nous just make me grin!
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
They really are just the cutest couple, aren't they? *G*

And man, FotC makes me laugh so hard. I love Kiwi humour. <-- I added the U just for my buddy Dovil, who is probably liver-deep in whiskey with her skirt over her head in a pub. Or church. Pretty much the same thing over there, I've been told. :)
copykween
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
OMG you have to look like the "lady' in the Magda pic?? I'm so sorry! But, hey! Movie + NB + Stoney = YAY!

Ok, the fajita nachos sound so good right now! And oh MAN do those lemon soda/vodkas sound tasteh! Ok...off to make lunch. :)

stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:27 pm (UTC)
Well, if you combined Madga and Karen Black (from her pic) that's just about what I'll look like - I'm excited about it! Who wouldn't want to play an ugly, over-sexed whore that gets killed by vampires? :D

Mmmmmm. Nachos. I'm going to get supplies to have that and the beverage upon my return. YUM. MEE.
adnault
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
- your jubilant icon is priceless.
- Eat sushi
- Horror movies are fun
- Magda is freaking awesome
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
- made by the fabulous [_taylor] who has many awesome icons, should you be in need!
- sushi makes my mouth SO PLEASED
- cannot wait!! And it films 8pm to 8am - there is no bad there. Except for how tired I'll be.
- Man, I loved that movie. SHE IS HILARIOUS.
adnault
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
I could have done with less Ben Stiller and more of her.
bastardsnow
Aug. 10th, 2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
Sorry to intrude on your conversation here, but that is a fantastic icon.
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, no such thing as an intrusion on a public post here! :D

That icon is awesome, right? [_taylor] made it, along with several other hilarious ones. They're gankable.
southernbangel
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:48 pm (UTC)
It never ceases to amaze me at how people a) have no sense of humor/lacking in funny-dar and b) are quick to point out when you (me) are wrong, and are wrong themselves. I like that last one, especially.

That's my favorite thing EVER!! \O/

And yay for Entre and TNMN, yay yay yay!!! That is so exciting! I love weddings and everything that goes with them.
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, man. I love when someone corrects you and is very sniffy about it and COMPLETELY WRONG. Have I done that in my life? Yes. I also apologize and say, "I was a complete r-tard. I apologize for my stupidity." and then we all drink and have a laugh at my expense. IT's a WIN-WIN sitch, Lee.
beanbeans
Aug. 10th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
Those lemon soda vodkas sounded so good that I went and made a batch for the Mister and me. I blame YOU! *points* :P

NB! EEEEE! So exciting! *flaily arms* When does your shooting schedule start?

Did you go wth fajita 'chos or sushi?
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm, alcohol. I'm about to get my drink on in a few, when the Mister gets home. Aww, yeah.

And I am all about the nachos - salsa and cheese and cold drink on a hot day = WIN. (Although, martinis and sushi on a hot day are also win... I know what I'm having tomorrow!)

Shooting starts Sept. 3 for me, and rehearsals are in... 13 days? WOOT!
beadbeauty
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
Who is having issues with your humor? Don't they know that spiders eating faces then doing 'jazz hands' is UNACCEPTABLE!? I told DH the story of your DH and the limbo, girlie screaming, tossing rakes, et al. We had a good laugh.

Talk to you soon! Hope it feels good to be 31!!!
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
Oh, some self-appointed members of the NASFLA organization. (The North American Spider/Face Love Association) YOU MUST LOVE AND EMBRACE ALL SPIDERS, ZOMG.

To which I laughed and said, no, no I do not. I cannot WAIT to turn 31! It's hard being 28, Tiff.
beadbeauty
Aug. 10th, 2007 10:42 pm (UTC)
28? Wait. I can't wait to be 30 then! How fun! I love being young and supple. BEcause I like rue pastels... and peanut buttah...

Whatever with embracing the spider. I refuse when a face pops out and yells:

I
AM
SPIIIDAHHHHHHHHH

No thank you. Whatever. Have a great weekend. I have to tell you what Dad said... I told him of my new 'hobby' and he replied "Well if you hear from Grandma Pulham, let me know!" Gotta fly, I'm on long distance. Wish you were closer.... LOL!!!
beadattitude
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
I'm so excited for you about your gig!! That's AWESOME!! Sweetie. DAMN.
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
I am excited too! It hasn't quite hit - it'll hit like a ton of bricks when I go to the first table-read in two weeks. Eeeeee!
beadattitude
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:36 pm (UTC)
Oh honey. I had no idea that this was something you wanted, but you'll be AWESOME. So awesome. And Nick's in it? How cool is that?
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
Well, who wouldn't want to play a crack-whore from Texas in a horror movie filled with vampires? Especially when said crack whore has all the best lines?! :D
beadattitude
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
::tears up:: Oh, it's so beautiful. Oh, my precious baby. :hugs you to bosom::

zandra_x
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
You're going to close up (and personal) with NB!! ::saucer eyes::
stoney321
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
How awesome is that!?! Man, life is sweet.
lynnenne
Aug. 10th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
I cannot believe Nick Brendon will be on YOUR MOVIE SET. You must be dancing the dance of fangirly joy! *twirls you*
stoney321
Aug. 11th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
I KNOW!! I'll be all casually hanging out, then accidentally drop my promo shot from "Swim Team" with him in a Speedo and get him to autograph it.

Then make out with me. WHAT?
lynnenne
Aug. 11th, 2007 12:52 am (UTC)
Oh, he TOTALLY WILL.

On another subject, I finally had a sex dream about James Marters last night. It was everything I ever hoped it would be! *g*
kwizbit
Aug. 11th, 2007 12:24 am (UTC)
That video was hilarious, ftw! Also, if you want a good laugh, go here

(Gives new meaning to the word "headfucking")

I love typos, I don't think I've ever seen a funnier one in my life! *tickles you*
stoney321
Aug. 11th, 2007 01:45 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh, that is a hell of a typo, there! (I actually collect those, if you're ever needing a laugh. I have posts under the "bad(great!)fic" tag. :D

Thanks for linking me!
kwizbit
Aug. 11th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
Oh yes, I'd love to see some! I'm always in need of a laugh :P I'll go check 'em out, thanks :)
entrenous88
Aug. 11th, 2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
*beams* Thank yooooouuuu! <3 <3 <3
stoney321
Aug. 11th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU!!!! Congratulations, and the whole family sends our love!

<3 <3 <3 <3
a2zmom
Aug. 11th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
How did you get to be in a horror movie? (An honor you fully deserve by the way. Move over, Elvira)
stoney321
Aug. 12th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Oh, that's right, you've been out of the loop! So, my future brother in law sold a script he wrote earlier this year and mentioned the auditions for the various roles were here in town. One of the parts sounded PERFECT - the crass whore with a filthy mouth - so I auditioned and got it. :D

AND, the best part? Nicholas Brendon plays the head vampire in the movie. We start filming soon and I will be reporting (of course) all about his awesomeness. Basically, once I'm in costume and makeup, I should be pretty unrecognizable. \o/
a2zmom
Aug. 12th, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
Ah, you lucky girl you! Tell them that if there's a sex scene with Nick, you're willing to go for it.
my_daroga
Aug. 13th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
I still can't believe you're gonna be in a movie. A REAL movie. That's so awesome. You're awesome. What can't you do?
stoney321
Aug. 13th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
bake a level cake! Finish projects in a timely manner! Do a backflip!
my_daroga
Aug. 13th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
Who needs those?
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