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Things I Know

1. I hate http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/familyc/about.htm and all that it represents.

2. When I only eat two pieces of fudge and a bowl of cereal, I get a headache after typing for five hours.

3. It feels REALLY good to excercise all by myself. Especially at dusk, and outdoors.

4. If I yawn and check my watch several times, the stalker swinger neighbors will not get the hint to leave.

5. The Bible is far more interesting when one is stoned. Otherwise, holy crap! (Don't believe me? Read Genesis 19 where Lot offers his virgin daughters to the Sodomites, or Gen. 38: 7-9. Masturbation is bad, Mm'kay? Uh, how does this help us be better humans?)

6. I make the best damn fudge on planet Earth. You'll just have to come over and find out, won't you?

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spikesbint
Oct. 4th, 2004 07:59 am (UTC)
Hopping on the plane right now so I can be one of those stalker swinger neigbours and eat all your fudge ;)

Angela
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 08:15 am (UTC)
Come on! If you like to cook sweets, I'll pass on the recipe to you...

Oh, it would be hard to match these stalker swingers. Bleh. They are gross and bordering on hillbilly. He's proud of being stupid and loud and wears too small T-shirts for his beer gut inrfested torso. And he likes to mention that a three-way is "hot."

GROSS!!!!!!!! And they live across the street... *whimpers*
spikesbint
Oct. 4th, 2004 08:19 am (UTC)
is he hoping that you will succumb to his obvious charms? LOL

And the more I read this journal, it reminds me of your sense of humour, are you sure it's not you? This lastest offering had me LMAO... http://www.livejournal.com/users/james_translate/17953.html?#cutid1
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:37 am (UTC)
It's not me, but I LOVE that journal. Soo funny...

See below for fudge recipe, if you want it, that is.
spikesbint
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
thanks is the recipie on the comment on LJ as I cant see it in my mail box reply and yes I am being too lazy to look! but I will check it out if thats the case

Angela
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
Look at the bottom. I added it, then went back through to let you all know... It's in a reply to Adis723, BTW.
spikesbint
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
okay I saw it now lol

Angela
violethamster
Oct. 4th, 2004 08:12 am (UTC)
Family Circus. *shudder* Gosh, who dismembered Billy? Not me! Although some times I amuse myself by viewing it as horror, what with the dead grandparent haunting going on.

Now I want fudge *is sad and deprived*
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 08:17 am (UTC)
Gah!! I forgot about the dead Grandpa. Yuck. No, that isn't creepy. And don't be fooled by the sassy haircut on mom. She's a tool. Of the devil!

*feeds you delicious fudge and pinched your bum*

Uh, being sad is bad, Mm'kay?
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:37 am (UTC)
Have posted the fudge recipe in comments, if you want it.
violethamster
Oct. 4th, 2004 05:36 pm (UTC)
Why, no - why would I want to make fudge? Just because it's yummy and delicious and full of chocolately goodness - arrrrggghhhhhllll. Whoops, sorry bout that - drooled until my computer shorted out.
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stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:38 am (UTC)
You're cute everyday! (I imagine)
Yay good hair! Oh my god, my hair can make or break my day. So sad, but true. It's rainy and cold, so PONYTAIL.

Girl, you better shake my tree when you come. I posted the fudge recipe in my comments, if you want it.
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stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:40 am (UTC)
Ha ha! The broom thing is great. I thought repeating, "Man, that makes you sound stupid!" ever time he mouthed off about racist/bigotted/uneducated bullshit would work, but NOPE.

Fudge recipe is in my comments if you are interested.
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cityphonelines
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:32 am (UTC)
Want fudge!
And the motivation to exercise, alone or otherwise.
:: plans to hire you as her personal trainer ::
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
Get a heavy pot. Put in 2 sticks of the best butter you can afford. Cannot skimp on this. (salted works best) 2 cups of sugar, 1 can (5 oz.) of evaporated milk. Bring to a boil and stir CONSTANTLY for 5 minutes. You can't skimp on this, either. If you don't stir constantly, the crystals won't form and you end up with fudge sauce.

Turn off heat after 5 minutes and mix in 1 jar of Kraft Jet-Puffed marshamallow cream (has to be cream, not actual marshmallows), 1 tsp. vanilla, and 1 12 oz. bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Beat until mixed, and add 1 cup of pecans or walnuts. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch dish and let cool and harden. Cut and eat the whole goddamn thing. DO NOT SHARE. :-)
cityphonelines
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
Re: Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
While I'm quite kitchen competent, I want the fudge you made. Fudge is like sandwiches; so much better when someone else makes them.
Which translated means: I'm lazy, you do it!
cityphonelines
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
Re: Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
If you got that twice, blame my comp. or possibly LJ itself seems like everyone's having problems.
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)
Road Trip!
cityphonelines
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:54 am (UTC)
Irony, thy name is Vinnie
Funny you should say that, my car keeled over 2 days ago.

Plane trip!
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vincitveritas
Oct. 4th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
fudge!!!! and recipe for said fudge!!! i'm totally going to make someone make this for me.

family circus is evil. so is the bible when you read it literally. when i was bored and stoned in my junior year, i took my bible (because we all own at least one copy in Ye Olde Bible Belte) to psychology and highlighted all the things that disturbed me. most of leviticus is yellow now. and it amuses me. god be praised.
stoney321
Oct. 4th, 2004 02:53 pm (UTC)
At one point in my life I was an Old Testament teacher. Swear to Yahweh.
Gah, Leviticus is fantastic. All the little instructions for how to prepare food because the "children of God" were idiots, apparently. Hey! You kill it, don't eat out of the same bowl you put the blood in, moron.

I think the two worst stories in all of Christendom are the story of Lot and the story of Job. DOn't look at your house! 2 virgins = 3 angels! Hey! God bets! Terrific. And for chips? YOUR SOUL.
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