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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I stopped by a pretty cross vine to grab a seed pod on my walk today and a mile after that, noticed something in the corner of my vision and had THIS walking up my boob, ready to leap into my nostril and lay its babies in my brain, where ten minutes later, I would explode in a shower of guts, sinew and BUGS.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to take a Karen Silkwood shower. *cries*

note to any potential wankers: I admire and enjoy bugs iin THEIR habitat. My breast, flesh, brain meat, etc. is not their habitat. Thank you.

Last note: I'm sure I gave the people driving along the road (and the outdoor patron of my local Starbucks) quite the show when I leapt into the air, squealing, and hopped up and down, slapping at myself. :D

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ladycat777
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD.

*turns the water a smidge hotter*

Bugs are bad. Bugs are eeeevil.

*hugs you and surreptitiously brushes off your butt. you know, just in case*
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
*sticks my butt out further*

It helps if you smack it. No, harder.

ON MY BOOB. MY BOOB!!!!! It was NANOSECONDS from leaping into my head cavities. I KNOW IT.
killerweasel
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
ACK

That thing is HUGE!
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
*flails, hands flailing*
It wasn't QUITE that big, but in my mind it was even LARGER. And had dripping fangs. And a high pitched squeal, communicating to all of his buddy to ATTAAAAAACK!

I'm going to pour bleach all over me now, bleh!!!
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entrenous88
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
*SHRIEKS*

Ack! SO SCARY!

Is there anyone who would seriously be like, ">:( Why dun you support teh bugz instead of swatterings them???" Because wow, *points* those people, me, LINE in between us!
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
THERE ARE THOSE PEOPLE!!! When I posted about the Spider Of Doom™, I had people chastise me for not wanting to kiss spiders on their mandibles. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

I'm with you! *SQUISH AHOY*
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beanbeans
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
HOMYGAWD, I just clicked that link and had a full body shudder, complete with flaily hands- and not flaily in the good way! I AHHHH! with you!
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
I mean, FOR REAL. EW. On my dirty pillows!!! *cry*
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stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:24 pm (UTC)
ACK. I laughed after slapping at myself, even though I had chill bumps all over my skin, and I imagined bugs on me for a good ten minutes. BLEH.
madam_rptr
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Every time you make one of these confounded bug posts, I second guess my decision to have added you. Gah!


Okay. I'm over it now.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
But I don't do it often! (Thank goodness, as that means that I'm not attacked by Evil Creatures of the Nether-realm often)

I mean, it's not like I ENJOY bugs planning my demise, ferserioz.
lolz
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
THAT IS 100% INSANITY!!!!!
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lolz
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
I attempted to close out your monster font. It didn't work.
Perhaps you could try? ;]
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stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
Are they eating your weed flowers? Hmmm. I have gardening ideas for you place, btw, and mayhaps getting your landlord to forgoe y'all paying rent?

I just spoke to Chrissy and have the BEST STORY to tell you. HO. LEE. Shit.
southernbangel
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:44 pm (UTC)
WTF, STONEY? WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS OFF MOTHER NATURE SO MUCH THAT SHE SENDS HER DIALOBICAL CREATURES AFTER YOU?

*cries with you*

If people tell you to be nice to this clearly evil bug, who only wanted to lay its eggs in your brain meat, thereby either destroying you or turning you into its queen, tell them to let the bug crawl up their nasal cavity and see how they like it! Bugs on plants = good. Bugs on boobs/in brain meat = SO NOT GOOD WTF WHO WOULD EVER THINK IT WOULD BE?!?!?

*throws netting over you to protect you from CERTAIN DEATH*
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
*knits second net to fill in the gaps of the first net, zomg*

LEE. THIS IS ALSO WHY I LOVE YOU. Holy shizzle, bugs on me = NO.
dwivian
Oct. 11th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
AIIIGH! MY FRIENDS PAGE IS BROKEN WITH VERY LARGE FONT!

(close tag, maybe?)
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
I saw your comment above, and honest and for true, I have the font/marquee closed in the right order. I have no idea what is going on at your end, I'm so sorry!

Maybe refresh? I didn't close a tag the first minute I had the post up, but immediately fixed it - that was 11 some odd o'clock this morning?
redbrickrose
Oct. 11th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
EWWWW! I'd probably still be huddled in a corner somewhere trembling if that had crawled on me. Never trust anything with more than four legs. Or with the skeleton on the outside of its body.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
I AGREE. Ick, exoskeleton = automatic lack of cuddliness, yes.

BLEH. I don't mind bugs doing their things (we kind of depend on that) but don't do your thing ON ME.
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