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Today is my sister's birthday! We're going to have lunch, go shopping, talk about stupid people, laugh and share. Possibly look at each other and have feelings of joy and contentment. (Beth? I totally get an extra thirty sarcasm points for this post, which means I'm ahead of you.) I love love LOVE my sister, she's funny, pretty, enjoyable, s-m-r-t, and laughs at my jokes. What's not to love?

But we have a dark family secret, one I've only hinted at in my LJ. And it's time to be open and honest about everything. We're adults now, after all. So... Beth?



Hahahaha. (Um, for the possibly sarcastic/inappropriate humor challenged, no, she isn't.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETH.

this post brought to you by the Could Use a Good Day Foundation, a division of Things Have Been Stressful, WTF.

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marenfic
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:05 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday Beth!

I bet she wishes she were adopted. I'm just saying.
marenfic
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
P.S. Why won't you give me your phone number? I promise to only call twice a day, three times on weekend days.

/whine
noir7
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
LMAO.
stoney321
Oct. 17th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
Heee! (AND THANK YOU for the candy corns!!!)

<3
noir7
Oct. 17th, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
Welcome. I hate candy corn with a passion, so of course I had to share. I have layers, you see.
stoney321
Oct. 17th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
Hahaha.

(I don't like eating it, either.) But I like the look of it! :D
ladycat777
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:31 pm (UTC)
HAhahaha.

You are the worst sister ever. Can you be my sister? :D :D :D
southernbangel
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
I KNEW IT!! She is waaaaaay too cool to be part of your family.

Happy birthday, Beth!

(L, Imma gonna be emailin' you in a scootch, mkay?)
a2zmom
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
I think it's damn Christian of you to petend she's your sister even though she was just a roadside foundling.

(She doesn't have any freaky superpowers, does she?)

Happy Birthday, Beth. Laura, at least buy the girl a drink.
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lolz
Oct. 17th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
HAHAH I sent that to my mom because she WAS adopted, hah!
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stoney321
Oct. 17th, 2007 09:28 pm (UTC)
Well, Brenda and Tiff's HS friends certainly wanted me to know One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other. I'm pointing at myself.

AT MYSELF.

Somehow I missed all the traffic coming back from your place, which is awesome. Also? Horror movie night tonight, so YAY. ILU BIFF.
lynnenne
Oct. 17th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Have a great time! *hugs*
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midnightsjane
Oct. 17th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
Haaahaaahaaaa! that's priceless.

Happy Birthday to Beth!
dovil
Oct. 17th, 2007 08:40 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh no's! Cat hair in the cake!
leila82
Oct. 17th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
Hee, too cute! I don't have any siblings to pull that on me, so when I was 3, my dad used to make up for it by telling me he bought me from a store. Aaaand since I was 3, I believed it, too. SO SAD!
entrenous88
Oct. 18th, 2007 01:48 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday to Beth!
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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