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oh, hey. This person is an idiot.

I just read a fic - the Hansons of "Mmm,Bop!" fame and I don't want to hear it. It was RESEARCH, so back off, man, I'm a scientist.

Anyhoo. It was, as could only be expected, terrible. Incest: It's More Important Than Babies. So I got the distinct impression that the person who wrote the story was... young. Inexperienced. Now, that's not to say there are some spry youngins out there that can't turn a phrase, but you know what I mean.

So I'm now looking for an icon for this type of situation. Anyone remember the giant turtle in The Neverending Story that keeps sneezing as Atrayu (where's the Atrayu fic? DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.) climbs up his shell, and responds "We're... allergic... to youth!" I think that would make a super fantastic icon, personally.

Also, if anyone could send a hard shot straight to my babymaker, I'd appreciate that. Also, chips. And cheese. And a coke. And chocolate. Then hit my belleh again, then my head so I PASS OUT. Feh.

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marenfic
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)
Just complying with your request. . .

(Today is the last day of classes- why am I so fucking ready to bite someone's head off- anyone, I don't care. STRESS)
stoney321
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
You are ready to hurt because they are awful, spoiled, rotten, lazy students, that's why. BASTARDS. :D

I hate my uterus today. WHERE IS THE QUESADILLA DELIVERY OUTIFT?!
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entrenous88
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
*makes you nachos and drives over the border to get you the coke with real sugar*

You know, there is actually some really good Hanson RPS out there. Sorry you ran into one of the bad ones!

Poor teenies. They try! And everyone has to have a first fic. Still, I hope most people's first fics don't include things like one guy wrapping his legs around the other guy's waste -- or other stuff like that there.
southernbangel
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)
one guy wrapping his legs around the other guy's waste

Nothing hotter than seeing one guy hump trash.
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southernbangel
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
I was just in the bathroom on our floor and bitching to myself about how much I would like my uterus to just *die* and leave me alone when this youngish-sounding voices pipes up with, "Oh, don't fret! I look at my period as a reminder that it's God's way of preparing my body for children! *giggles*"

Uh. . . What. the. fuck. Nevermind that I didn't know someone was in the stall next to me. WHO SAYS THAT TO A STRANGER? A STRANGER WHO, MIGHT I ADD, IS CURRENTLY PEEING? I wanted to punch her in the vagina and say that it was God's way, through me, of stretching her vagina in order to give birth.

I see you that coke and chocolate and raise you a hot fudge sundae.

entrenous88
Dec. 4th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
Oh noes. Maybe it's God's way of preparing her body for aliens to burst out of her guts. D:
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dancetomato
Dec. 4th, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
I would not have any idea what you are talking about. I certainly was never a member of a Hanson cest community. Not me. Nuh uh.

p.s. It was entrenous88's fault! She beguiled me and I read. (/shout out to Genesis 3:13)
stoney321
Dec. 4th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
(Okay, please note that I like good fanfic. I was on a search for BAD fanfic. Lines like "give me our cock, pound me" were found.)

Quick! Quick! What OT scripture identifies the first food fight?!
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menomegirl
Dec. 4th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
*pauses in the middle of admiration for a Riley/Spike fic*

*picks my jaw up off the floor*

You were reading Mmm Bop Hanson fic? Sweet Jesus, my world is all askew.

\o/

Also? Atrayu was hot! (What? I have a type. Long-haired brunnettes who look like they're possibly gay. It's a thing).

*grins*

stoney321
Dec. 4th, 2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
I STUMBLED ACROSS IT (in my search for bad!fic, you see.) <--is redeemed Y/N?

And yeah - Atrayu was TOTALLY hot, I loved that movie for HIM. :D
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stoney321
Dec. 4th, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
How often can I rub that stuff on for benefit?

Also: how's Otis' dong?
darlas_mom
Dec. 5th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
Have a present?

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stoney321
Dec. 5th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC)
PERFECTION!!!!!

Ay yi yi, muchas gracias!!
cityphonelines
Dec. 5th, 2007 03:00 am (UTC)
*judges you*
*judges you with nachos*
floweringjudas
Dec. 5th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)
I want to know how eljay made every female on my flist Start (see the capitalisation? whoa, subtle) at the same time this month. FREAKY. o.o

*sends you chips and cheese, drizzled with chocolate*
*and a deep-fried latte*
*...and mozzarella sticks, omfg*
*and and and a STEAK*
stoney321
Dec. 5th, 2007 03:48 pm (UTC)
I WILL TAKE THAT FOOD, ZOMG.

Dude, my vah jay jay is no mystery, because it's a total pussy. Anyone starts TALKING about their period and I start. It's very inconvenient.
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