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1. I would like to send a public shout out to my FIL who ran his third marathon yesterday (in 47 degree wet weather) in 4:32. The man is 73, and took up long distance running four years ago. Cancer survivor, salute! *beams*
2. I would like to state that while it's awesome he is so fit, sitting in crappy weather for hours listening to "Who Let The Dogs Out" is the very definition of hell. (Even though I love love LOVE cheering runners/wheelchair racers on) - I have the sniffles and would like more coffee and wool socksies on my toesies, thx.
3. I am not doing anything today, because I am cantankerous, so I meme! (which I never NEVER do, for any newcomers.) Yoinked from like, everyone on my flist.



Comment here and ask me ANYTHING about any fandom I'm involved in/have been involved in. Controversial or innocent, silly or serious, ask and you'll get my honest opinion on the subject [to the best of my knowledge/ability].

General fandom questions are also allowed, but nothing about actual people IN fandom, please.

Fandoms include:


  • Buffy/Angel
  • Star Wars (any and all)
  • Harry Potter (book and/or movie)
  • The Office (US and UK)
  • Chuck Norris (hahaha)
  • Metalocalypse (lml -_- lml)
  • Squidbillies (dude, I have got to finish the Squidbillies/HP crossover fic... For myself. (Yes, I realize it interests like, none of you. I write for ME, zomg. [/melodrama]) Ahaha. Ha. um...
  • Scrubs
  • She's The Man (I don't want to hear it - I suffer from Arrested Development, okay?)
  • Oooh! Arrested Development
  • Coupling UK
  • Pirates of the Carribean
  • RPS (<-- how weird that RPS is a fandom? No? Just me?)
  • subset: Corey/Corey, 80s Teen Stars (shut it), actors from above fandoms, Anna Nicole Smith (I don't know either), Will Ferrell/Sacha Baron Cohen (it makes sense in my head) anything Jack Davenport, mmmmm.

Save me from self pity, people! [/emo]

In conclusion, my Hope cat is sitting in a basket, tucked in like a gift. <3 If I can quit being lazy, I'll upload a picture.

Comments

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a2zmom
Dec. 10th, 2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
Your father in law is made of awesome. Man, I am a slacker and totally ashamed of myself.

When will there be more "Neighs of Our Lives"? I need to know what happens, what a cliffie. (and if I missed any, I need to know that too.)

Chuck Norris vs Samson of biblical fame. Discuss.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
You and me, both. (Running with a cath-bag! Dude. He's STEEL.)

There will be! I've put posting it on hold as I've been converting it to a screenplay - my sister and I are trying to animate it for an online web series (and maybe sell it!) It ended with one episode after the wedding, ftr.

Samson and Chuck - a tale of epic proportions, there.

Samson: strength in his hair, weakness? Women.
Chuck: strength in his beard, weakness? NONE. Round: CHUCK NORRIS.

When Samson prayed for God to give him strength to beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris round-house kicked Samson so hard, Job felt it.

And remember: Chuck Norris isn't on your icons. Your icons are on Chuck Norris - because he let's them.
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southernbangel
Dec. 10th, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC)
Yay FIL!! That's a tremendous accomplishment!!

What is one thing Will Ferrell/Sacha Baron Cohen would never do together?

Amanda Bynes is the cutest thing ever, yes?

If you were a teenage girl, who would you rather date: George Michael or Harry Potter?

Jim Halpert needs to stop being my TV boyfriend and be my real-life boyfriend: yes or no?

THREE DAYS, STONEY. <3 <3 <3
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
They would never pick out drapes. That way, the world could watch them from their love nest. *imagines pudding belly against window* Hahaha.

Yes.

Oooh. Harry Potter. (Those Quidditch muscles would do me in.)

YES. I mean, no! You need to marry Jason Witten, and I'm not even joking. I had a DREAM about it. <-- it's true, then.
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pernickety
Dec. 10th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
How would a Will Ferrell, Sasha Baron Cohen, Jack Davenport love triangle pan out?

If you were writing a Coupling deathfic, who would you bump off?

The main characters from PotC are transported through a wormhole and end up in Buffy. What happens?
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 04:39 pm (UTC)
YOU WIN. You have the best questions EVAH.
1) probably with Sacha and Jack falling in love and Will ending up sprawled under a hose spewing out cookie dough.

Oooh, Susan. (Isn't that terrible of me? But she was such a shrew!)

Spike and Cap'N Jack size each other up, use each other to get what they want, which is misinterpreted by Angel and Norrington, who pair up to get their true loves back. :D Oh, and Buffy rolls her eyes at Elizabeth trying to show her how to use a sword.

And then they watch the boys fight while eating popcorn and getting far too excited. :D
lynnenne
Dec. 10th, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
Will you ever write Spike/Angel fic again?
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:00 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha - I saw on Kita's post that you're asking everyone this. :D

The answer: I have no idea! I've not written fanfic in so long... I'm not opposed to it, if that's any kind of answer?
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kita0610
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:10 pm (UTC)
You are transported into the Buffy/Angelverse. You have lavender eyes (that change color with your mood), long, auburn hair, and a great rack. Your name is Maria Shoshana Liebowitz. You have one magical power. What is your power and what do you do with it?
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
Wait - what happened to my reply? *shakes computer*

OKAY. So, I have the power to absorb/mimic other's powers. One night, while fighting with Buffy and Faith - using my newly acquired Slayer powers - I also absorb their sexual tension. So we take care of that.

And then healing love shoots from my purple eyes and it pulls Angel and Spike and Connor into their loving embrace and we all do it, then eat latkes.

THE END.
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melbournegirl
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
Blood on the Highway
I just saw your trailer on youtube. Dude! That looks really funny. Red band trailers rule.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Blood on the Highway
It's on YouTube now? SWEET. I have to say, I've seen a rough cut and it's FREAKING HILARIOUS. *keeps fingers crossed*

Thank you so much for telling me, btw!!
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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
I'm sitting on my butt doing nothing, on ANNE ORDERS. (I may need you to write me a note... *g*)

Oooooooh. I think it would be fun for JackDav - as Steve, from Coupling - to be dropped into Buffy/Angel and try and figure out what's what with Giles and Xander at the Magic Box. Giles make a tea that calms him down, finally.

Or... he could be Norrington-esque and be in Harry Potter, as a Dueling Professor of Hogwarts. He and Snape would naturally have all sorts of sexual tension. :D
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dancetomato
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC)
Which is better cest: Fred/George Weasley or Michael/George Michael? Explain your answer with a detailed example.

When Jeff tops Steve, what does he call him?
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
Fred and George, because they're so naughty and kinky. Also, jerking off their twin is like jerking themselves off, so no big. Which means they do that all the time. *passes out*

Michael/George michael would never be able to get it in/make it work, and there would be all sorts of apologizing and "let's not tell Pop Pop." It would possibly start by George Michael having a cast on his arm from trying to open a closet door (which falls off the hinges - model house and all - and breaks his arm.)

Michael has to help shower him and hilarity (and boners) ensue. :D

As to the last question.... Peter Parker. :D
darlas_mom
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
Tell me how Connor Angel, Jack Sparrow, Ron Weasley, John Dorian, Anakin Skywalker and Michael Bluth save the world.

ETA: Chuck Norris is not invited, because he can save the world by himself, and, in fact, does it every day with the power of Beard Fu.

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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
This would be a 5 Things type tale... *g*

Connor and Angel: I'll have to get back to you on this one.

Jack Sparrow saves the world by not mucking it up again. Norrington's ghost (waaaah) shadows him, taunting and haunting him and on occasion, offering advice like "No, do NOT open up that treasure chest. No, on second thought, go on. Open it." In Jack's confusion, he accidentally sets the chest on fire, thus saving the world.

Ron Weasley: trips over his large feet, knocking into Draco Malfoy, who in turn falls onto Neville Longbottom, spilling a horribly wicked potion all over the floor. The potion, had it been allowed to stew another moment, would have created a poison that kills on inhalation and for which there is no known anti-dote. Hermione later finds a potion to rid Ron of his black eye, but does not share it with Draco. :D

And now I need a nap - I'm all tuckered out. I'll think on this more. *G*
ljgould
Dec. 10th, 2007 05:44 pm (UTC)
Major congrats to your FIL!

Have to tell you...two "elders" (they looked like they were 12) of the LDS appeared on my doorstep Friday. They were very nice (always seem to be) even when I told them that IMO anyone who believes a guy sitting behind a curtain listening to g-d talk to him is probably mentally ill, and no I don't buy the idea that the Native Americans are the lost tribes, and please take me off your visitation list. I pulled out the old existential reformed druid for a religion (one of them really wanted to ask what that meant *g*) and told them I was looking for a male virgin to celebrate yule with...and that he'd probably live. They left right after that.

Hope you get to feeling better.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
*HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER*

Oh my dear gott en himmel!! I would pay top dollar to have been a fly on your porch. (And thank you!)
southernbangel
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
(I'm back for more.)

What is the one secret about J.D. that Turk will never tell Carla?

What would Cox never admit to loving about Jordan?

George Michael v. J.D.: who would win in a fight? Where does Buster fit into the equation?

If Tobias had a book signing in Sunnydale, who would be the first person he would "accidentally" hit on?



stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:29 pm (UTC)
Dude, I'm all about the slash today. Huh.

1. That JD is a better kisser - it's all about those full lips.
2. The way she looks at their son - it melts his heart and makes him forget about his own mom and dad's failings.
3. It would be a slap-off of the likes of Harmony/Xander. Buster would whap them both on the head, then his fake hand would come flying off, and he'd cower in the corner until his mother came in and broke up the fight.
4. (maybe the greatest question ever) Willow. Then Tara. (He's not the wisest.)
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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I have a total crush on Cordelia. JUST WAIT. You'll get there, too. (Giles) That's Anthony Stewart Head, and he's the Taster's Choice soap opera guy! I heart him. I LOVE THAT CHRIS IS A FAN, zomg. Ahahahahaah - Mister S does the SAME THING to me.

I bet there is loads of Giles/Buffy/Willow fic. Giles/Buffy alone has a massive fandom. I'll do some digging!
entrenous88
Dec. 10th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)
YAY for your FIL! That's so exciting, and inspiring! I'm also feeling shamefaced, because wow, am I out of shape, and here he is in his 70s and a cancer survivor, running a marathon! *pins his picture to my wall*

I don't know why, but I keep coming up blank on all these memes on what to ask people. But if I think of something exciting, I will come back!
ely_jan
Dec. 10th, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
Your father-in-law rules! In one afternoon, he was more active than I am in...okay, ever, but enough about me - GO FIL!!

What is one crossover that you could never, ever bring yourself to write?
cherusha
Dec. 11th, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
For all your fandoms:

F/M/K (which characters)... and why?
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
Okay, making sure I have it right (Ru, I'm an IDIOT lately, I kid you not)
Female/Male/Kink?
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dlgood
Dec. 11th, 2007 04:43 am (UTC)
Scrubs/Buffyverse:

JD actually meets a vampire. How does this influence his Dr. Acula script?
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
<3 (and aww, your icon makes me sad.)

Okay, your question. I immediately think of JD being asked about that by Turk, who says something like, "You need to keep this on the real, JD" who asks, "On the really real, Brown Bear?"

He goes into a flashback/thought where he's walking riding home on his scooter, helmet in place, smile on his face, and Spike and Andrew come tearing up next to them, Andrew with the football helmet on.

JD, smugly grinning, pats his "girl" and asks Spike about his "hog" at a red light. Spike vamps out to freak JD out (who screams like a girl) and peels out at the green.

Back to the hospital, and JD replies, "I don't think I'd look good as a bleach blonde. And those cheekbones look dangerous."

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fiveandfour
Dec. 11th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
anything Jack Davenport, mmmmm

No questions, just wanted to note that with Jack Davenport fandom there is no reason to ask why...one must merely look or listen to the man. Mmmm, that voice.

Though for some reason my husband doesn't seem to be on the same page as me. My assertions about how PoTC3 was awful and *RUINED, RUINED I SAY* because of the terrible way Jack Davenport's character was wasted (among other things) only begets confused looks and defensive splutterings.
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