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  • Well, just put something on. You can't go to school naked. *whine stomp stomp* FINE. Do what you want.
  • Look, homework is just a teacher's way of keeping you busy. Overall, it doesn't really matter.
  • Yes, Kendall came come over, just don't go near mom - she's gross and germy.
  • Are you ever going to scoop the cat box? *12 year old boy response, unheard* Well, no Xbox until it's done. *no sound of scooping, sound of Xbox turning on* *smell of cat box filtering through the stuffed nostrils of mom*
  • Whooooo! *sounds of Mr. Stoney playing Xbox with 12 year old*
  • Just... dig something out of the laundry. But it's not clean! Eh, no one in elementary school notices that stuff.


I swear to god, Emily had a ZIP-LOC BAG of NUTELLA for her lunch today. And a sleeve of crackers. I GUESS I'M NOT SICK ANYMORE. (And I almost think she scooped the Nutella with her hand. There's no dirty spoon in the sink. *cries*)

On the bright side, the Mister did reach a new level on Call of Duty 4. So. There's something. O_O

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serenelystrange
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
Lol, you poor thing!

And poor Emily and her "lunch"! Though Nutella is delicious...

For the sake of the world as you know it, lol, feel better soon! :D
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. it *is* delicious, but nutritious? Not so much. *shakes fist at my husband*

Eh, three and a half days down is enough in his book, I suppose. :(
beadattitude
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
This reminds me of the time I asked Jeff to just let's have the left over steak, dammit, and he said, "Do you want anything with that?" And I said, "No, let's just gnaw on it," and he brought me just a piece of meat. A steak actually. In his hand. And said, "What?"

::gives you the good kleenex::
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
Oooh, the kind with lotion and aloe? *blows happily* I really don't think boys are this dumb. I think - like a2zmom - that they're doing it on purpose. IT WON'T WORK! Except for how it's working this time.

*head desk*
southernbangel
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
Is it wrong that I'm practically crying with laughter here because I can hear this perfectly in my head? But on the bright side, if Kendall comes over again, since she's OMGPERFECTCHILD (I miss Kendall. I want my own Kendall child) maybe she'll help around the house? You know she'd love it.

I'm sorry your convalescence wasn't as restful as it could have been. I do hope you are feeling better. Maybe some Guitar Hero will help.

<3 <3 <3
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
I think some Guitar Hero is JUST what the dr. ordered. Oh man, Kendall would looooooove to help out. And that would only make me feel better. Lee, do you not know me!? *cries*

Kendall is totally the child you will have one day, I know it. (Lee, I really REALLY heard all of that yesterday and today. GAAAH.)
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a2zmom
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
It seems the Mister does not have mom skills. Or, he's cleverly pretending he doesn't, thereby forcing you to leave your death bed.
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
SEE, YOU KNOW. It's like when I used to tell my little sister that I couldn't make a grilled cheese as good as she could, so I could get her to be my personal chef.

I think he's doing it on purpose. (I'm coughing on his toothbrush today. And ignoring him while he's sick.)
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stephanierb
Feb. 8th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)

I hope you don't get sick too often, your house might fall apart if you did.
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
I'm saying! (And fortunately for all concerned, I don't. HMM, I WONDER WHY.)
moosesal
Feb. 8th, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
Nutella!!!! Now there's a lunch packed with vitamins and minerals. ;-) It could have at least been PB and crackers. Good grief.

But thanks for the entertainment. I'm amused beyond measure.
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
For god's sake, there's cold pizza (margherita!) in the fridge. At least that has SOME nutritious value to it.

Good lord, my husband is full of FAIL today.
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brunettepet
Feb. 8th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
Oh, the chaos that ensues when we fall ill! It's not like mr. stoney doesn't know how to make a sandwich or wash an apple. He must have been on his own a couple of days before some gal swooped down and started making his lunch...
chantal87
Feb. 8th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, it sounds like my house.

Boys are silly (esp. when they are old enough to know better.)
I never thought of putting nutella in zip-lock bag for Eamon's lunch. He would be stoked!
I would be grossed out. :)
mere_ubu
Feb. 8th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
Oh, poor sick Stoney! The Nutella in a baggie really anchors the whole tale of woe. Perhaps the resourceful child took the spoon with her so that she can just eat it right out of the bag?

I'm recovering from the Stomach Bug from Planet Blearrghh and only resurfaced yesterday. I think that the guy did basically ok with taking care of the kid (cause there's just the one), but looking around the kitchen, it does seem that he relied heavily on breakfast foods for all meals; when I showed up at the table yesterday morning, Z. was like, "I'm so glad to have you back! *whispering* I don't want any more oatmeal for a while." Lordy, I don't either. Blecch.

Feel better sooon!

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demonqueen666
Feb. 8th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
Without you, they'd be wandering around in a field somewhere, wearing bark and foraging off trees.
floweringjudas
Feb. 8th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
Hey, look on the bright side, playground gossip has probably named you the COOLEST MOM IN THE UNIVERSE for the Nutella-inna-bag. XD

Dude, I ♥ your family.
xochitl42
Feb. 8th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
If Guitar Hero weren' so intrinsically linked to the Xbox, I'd say you should abscond with it when it's not being watched and hide it well, to punish BOTH of them.

Men being boys is all fine and good, and something I support--up to a point.

[[[hugs and get-well vibes!]]]
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
I think I'll play the Cheap Trick track over and over on GH to punish them. THAT WILL SHOW THEM.

(And thank you!)
madam_rptr
Feb. 8th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
This entire entry had me peeing my pants.


Sorry 'bout that. Self.
stoney321
Feb. 8th, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. *air lifts you some Depends*

You know, if you felt *really* bad about my misery, you'd send some cleaning help...

;)
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redbrickrose
Feb. 8th, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
Yikes! Sounds like chaos.

I really hope you feel better (and are not just forced out of bed to keep the house from falling apart).
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