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Rhetorical Questions

1. Who sends a sick child to a birthday party? Thanks, whoever you were. *frown* Emily and I are home with stuffiness, now.
2. Who will come over and tidy up my house so I can sleep all day? Hahaha. *cough*
3. Why is that old friend of mine that I dumped (remember her? the cheater bo beater and liar pants, en fuego?) calling me and telling me how much she misses me? Um, you can stop that, now. (How many of you think like me that her new marriage is crumbling? Gah. DRAMA = no me gusta.)
4. Why doesn't my sister live NEXT DOOR so we can hang out and have fun more easily? We went out Friday night, and I love her to pieces. Then Sat. we played Rock Band all night. Beth + Chris + my family = awesome.
5. Why am I JUST NOW getting comments from several days ago, LJ? Sorry if I've not replied back - I didn't know your comment was there!
6. Why isn't there a fresh pot of coffee in my kitchen for me? Oh. That's actually something I have control over/an answer.

*amoeba-like movements to kitchen*


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Mar. 10th, 2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
1. Someone VERY NOT COOL, that's who.
2. Maren will. I graciously volunteer her.
3. *raises hand* It's been, what? A couple of months? *checks watch* Yeah, that's about what I thought.
4. Beth IS made of awesome. I want to see her again! Oh, and you, too, but mainly Beth.

<3 <3 <3
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
1. Man, I am down for the count. I had sinus pressure so bad yesterday my TEETH hurt. Em's almost better, so I'm hoping I only have today left.
2. Aw, thanks! I'll leave a key under the mat.
3. She's been calling Jennifer, too, of the $60 candle? Hmmm.
4. I can't blame you. She's awesome. :D
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
omg STONEY. You have Rock Band! I missed this exciting and important news! Is it not ENTIRELY AWESOME? I have made love for Rock Band. And the drums are hard, yo.
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
The drums are WAY hard! The Mister, once a professional drummer, does NOT like the drums. (He's playing them on Medium. I think he needs to play them on Expert or beginner. :D)

I want to go ahead and unlock all of the songs NOW so I don't have to keep hearing the same ones over and over... (The kids have a band. Save me.)
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
I have a sick kid (Monkeyboy) at home, too. ::sigh:: Peri's been up his nose pretty much for two days, so I'm assuming she'll have it pretty soon.

And I vote for just not taking calls from the cheatercheaterpumpkineater and telling us all the snarky things you'd like to say to her.
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Oh, no. Poor Monkeyboy. (I've kept myself and Emily pretty well isolated from everyone else, so here's to hoping they all go germ-free...) Here's to hoping Peri can get off without getting sick, too.

I've been letting her calls go to voicemail. Just... not wanting to go back down that road, yo. Not with someone that lied to me, to my husband, used me as an alibi to continue cheating, puts her kids in danger... <--things I would say to her face. If I wanted to see her face. *G*
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
If I was closer I would make you tea and toast...or maybe a daiquiri.
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
And I would love you most of all, Scarecrow! <3
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
Permission to steal and use frequently the phrase: DRAMA = no me gusta?

In case it matters, I plan to say it like Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons would say it.

I'm sorry you're sick. People have no sense of shame when it comes to not showering germs on others. I came close to punching people sometimes when I was a cashier. My favorite was the mom who handed me a dripping paper towel soaked in her child's vomit as she explained that the whole family had a horrible and very contagious virus that caused vomiting. Oh my god, keep your vomiting children at home! It's cruel to the child to take them freaking shopping like that.

/bitter rant

I hope you feel better :)
Mar. 10th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
That is EXACTLY how it sounds in my head, so CARRY ON! (Throw in an AYYYYY! No me gusta!) :D

The stomach virus thing... there is no excuse for that. Why would you inflict that on ANYONE??? Geh. I don't want your sickness around me, and in return, I will not inflict my sickness on you. Seems like a fair trade to me...

(I would have gone ballistic in your situation. Mad props to you for not losing it. GOOD HELL.)
Mar. 10th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
*sends soup and blankets and dancing boys* Take as needed, and feel better soon!
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
*sprays the dancing boys with Lysol to ensure they don't become ill later - I might need them*

Heh. THANK YOU! I do already. *beams*
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear it - you'll need all your strength to keep up with the dancing boys.

(remember that little VK something-something, it's finished! know you're crazy busy and I've got someone else taking a look, too, but if you get some free time and still have time to give it a look, let me know? It, uh, got away from me - ended up at 11K+ words)
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
AUGH, yes!!! Please send it on. I'll print it up and sit outside in the sun and be hot both in mind and body. :D
Mar. 10th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
1. Parents who are afraid to tell ther kids "no". Seems to be an out of control disease, imo.
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
Man, isn't that the truth? R, I went to Starbucks yesterday to get some get up and go, and there was a mom with three kids (mind, this was during school hours - I'll let you draw conclusions) and got them THREE COFFEES. With whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles and EXTRA SHOTS.

Wtf. We're a dying breed, it seems.
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
I normally hire planes and bomb children's parties with contagious kiddies falling from the sky. Can get a bit messy, but for those that survive the landing, my goodness, the havoc and colds they can spread!

Get better soon sick person!
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
Aww, just like the Japanese against the Mongols and Chinese in WW2! But put it this way: the kids that survive all of that become stronger in the end. You're doing them a favor, the way I see it.

(And thank you, I feel loads better.)
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
I hope you feel better soon, sweetie. *makes you tea*
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
The virtual tea did it! That and not getting out of bed for most things for a good 36 hours. :)
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Mar. 12th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
1. It's unbelievable, right? As I just said to a2zmom, we're a dying breed, sad to say. I would have gone BALLISTIC if someone brought a stomach-flu sickness around the family. The nerve!!

2. Oh, aren't those fun? The kids love the books. I've not read them yet, but we plan on seeing the movie during next week's spring break. I'd LOVE a brownie to do that!!

3. Hmmm. Isn't that weird? Either ballsy or just... really dumb on her part to think we'll just pick up like nothing was wrong before.

4. Deal!!

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