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So, on a scale of 1 to 10, one being cussing in church and ten being having sex with a nun while sacrament is being passed and trying to high-five the priest as you climax... how blasphemous is a missionary using the sacred anointing oil for blessings as lube on his companion?

I'm thinking about 8 - 8.7.

It's a good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd have a box seat by now. \o/

[ETA] After hearing scratching at the door, I LITERALLY just hollered out, "Who let the dog out?" and my children answered back, "Who? Who who who." And now I want to burn my house down.

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harmonyfb
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
Wait, wait, wait. Is this a fictional account, a third-party story, or something you were personally involved in? Details, please.

(Enquiring minds want to know...)
stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA. No, this did not happen to me.and I will not cop to ever imagining it while lusting over a certain missionary

I just wrote that in this saga of a missionary coming out of the closet on his mission, you see. :D
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dovil
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
Personally I just see that as being environmentally concious and finding muliple uses for things - how can that possibly be wrong? A hard shafting and a blessing on the side - AMEN!
stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
See? That's the right way to think. Renew, Re-use, and recycle, am I right? AHAHAHAHA.

There's a reason I heart you. (You have yet to earn the spleen. I'm just saying... You could put forth a little effort.)
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showmewrtr
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
LOL @ your ETA.

And I hope that's a pretty big handbasket. I suspect it'll be standing room only. *wink*
stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha. That's a song I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing again.

And I'll be sure to bring snacks - we'll all get hungry on the trip. :D
southernbangel
Jun. 10th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC)
THIS FIC WILL WIN AT LIFE.

stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA. PWN.

Come see me. I am completely surrounded by a lack of Lee.
sunnyd_lite
Jun. 10th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)
Hmm anointing oil is to symbolize communion and joining isn't it?

But I'm thinking that your scoring's pretty close You made me THINK about it! *grin*
stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Almost - it's slightly different in mormon theology, but that's not important right now. THE SEX IS IMPORTANT. Wheee! :D
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stoney321
Jun. 10th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
I never said I was right...

;)
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menomegirl
Jun. 10th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
Personally, I'd give it a 5.

That's nowhere near as bad as using rosary beads for a purpose they were not intended in a confessional.

Um..yeah, that's all I got.

azryal
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
I was so very impressed with the original post
and then I read yours.

...

*bow*

*scrape*

Mae
ely_jan
Jun. 10th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
...
...

You draw me deeper and deeper into your web.

don't stop
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
*SPINS STICKY WEB*
fiveandfour
Jun. 10th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
I'd take that down to a 6.8-7.0. Because it's awfully thoughtful to be using lube, so there's gotta be some give back on the points on that alone. (Besides, I'm thinking *someone* is going to be referencing God real soon in that scenario; that can't be all bad, right?)
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
I like that there are bonus points for consideration, excellent. And ahahahahaha! Does... "gosh" count as referencing god? HEE!
kseenaa
Jun. 10th, 2008 06:54 am (UTC)
Kinky priest/missionary.... I like already. ;-D
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
Hooray! It'll be posted...soonish. :)
beadattitude
Jun. 10th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
You have your chirens beautifully trained.

Um, you should also use the companion's ties to tie each other up?
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
They were severely beaten for the ear worm, I'll have you know. Then they gathered with a red-headed orphan and sang songs in 4/4 time, it was WEIRD, Suzi.

THERE WILL BE TIE PLAY. Because who doesn't love a tie?
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violethamster
Jun. 10th, 2008 10:53 am (UTC)
Never, never work for a religious organization. It has so ruined that for me.
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
What if I work for one in order to take it down from the inside? I bet you could support me on that one. :D
azryal
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC)
Best.
You're the best.

Mae

ps...well, you were the best. I'm afraid that Denita pushed you down (!) to a close second.

M
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahaha, I gladly concede firsts!
drusplace
Jun. 10th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
BEST. LJ. POST. EVER!!!!
stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
*awaits my cash prize*

Hee!
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stoney321
Jun. 11th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
I see it more as me giving you tools to make it through your day, Anne. TOOLS.

Hahahaha. Those rascally kids with their sarcasm!! *shakes fist*
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