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*grabs something*

I think it's important to note that first off, I'm a little drunk. by which I mean a lot, because let's face it, I'm over 40% liver, which means I can drink anyone (except for Kiwis, possibly Australians) under the table, despite what hateful New Zealanders might say about me and throwing up in public. What you need to remember there is that New Zealanders have an agenda, and it's bad for me. So, clearly, they can't be trusted. (Except when they give you DVDs with hot guys that are funny, I like that about them.)

I also like cabernet sauvignon. I have no idea if I spelled that correctly and really don't care. It's good, the stuff I'm drinking. McManis? Yum.

It would be super if my husband wasn't working (as usual) because kissing sounds really good right now. Do you ever get that feeling? Not sex, just making out. Like you were 17. It isn't helping that I found pics of my prom and the cute boy that took me and how awesome young kissing is.

In conclusion, I need some food to go with this wine. What the hell is up with this impulse to communicate with you all when I drink? Good lord, i'm going to regret this, aren't I? At least I think I spelled things properly.

Also, there are a lot of you that I miss posting on a regular basis and I wish life wasn't busy for you, because I like the chatter. But I get that life is > internet, because that's sad otherwise.

Huh. I should, uh, log off, after that, huh? eta I just got a notice that there's a feature film about Cthulhu being made and they need a person that fits my profile! DUDE. I would love to be in a movie about the Spaghetti monster!! *woe*

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redbrickrose
Oct. 15th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
You are adorable.<3
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)
NO YOU ARE! How are you, beautiful Hannah? Life treating you well out there, now?

I wish I was into Bandom so we could spazz together. Alas, at my age I feel I would just be lame. :)
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dovil
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
You! YOU! I point and tilt my head and look at you with affection and pupils in my eyes!

Neither of us got drunk. What was with that? I suppose it's better than stumbling about NY with a hangover, but still. Or you stumbling about going HAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH URRRGGGHHHHHHH at startled wait staff.

That bottle of merlot that we had was fantastic! Ohhh, ohhhhh, leave some wine in the bottle and leave it by your bed so when you wake up tomorrow you've got that great red wine smell wafting out at you - maybe throw in a couple of cigarette butts as well.

DRINK WATER!
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
What the hell was up with that? I mean, I got sprayed with beer at one point, and we were all, "another round, bar keep!" and still there was no drunkeness! Clearly we weren't trying hard enough.

oooh, that is EXCELLENT advice, I'll be sure to do just that! In fact, I might o to sleep with a cigar, just so the first thing I do when I wake up is take a big puff off that. Num!

Speaking of (were we?) I loooooooove Pulp Sports. Um, I may have a slight crush on Bill. Or Sam. Whichever the one is with the dreads, his name escapes me. :D
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captainofidiots
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
Hee! Drunk posting! I love it. Drunk kissing is always fun. Especially when tequila is involved. :D
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
Surprisingly, this is the first time in a long time that tequila isn't involved. That's my drink, yo! Now I'm trying to be all classy and stuff with wine.

LOL.
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lynnenne
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
Yay for yummy cab! I wish I were drinking it with you, instead of biting my nails watching election coverage. In fact, a good cab might make the results almost tolerable.
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
Oh my god, this is a tense day for you! (I'm supposed to support red, right? See? I pay attention! :D I would TOTALLY share with you. And give you a shoulder rub. Elections are making me stressed, too.!)

<3
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fiveandfour
Oct. 15th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
Do you ever get that feeling? Not sex, just making out.

Since you're drunk, I'll take it easy on you and keep my reply simple: yes. Yes, I do.
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:52 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA.

You know what I meant!! I think... :D
ethrosdemon
Oct. 15th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
Tell me more about this Cthulhu movie!

I almost made a whole drunk post about Ivy league schools and Gossip Girl last night, so I feel your inebriation.
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:55 am (UTC)
I don't know anything else! I get call sheets for available auditions, and they list all the other auditions going on, and they wanted a woman 20s-30s, average looking/girl next door that can portray sweet and smart *cough* for a movie about Cthulhu! That would be badass if I got it, but I won't.

HAHAHAHAH. Oh my god, I need to catch up on Gossip Girl. I started watching that last year, but it came on at a wonky time, or something. I looooved it. So much TV, not enough time...

And I would have read that drunk post!
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wicked_charie
Oct. 15th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
Boy is there any room around here for a girl with 12 years of sobriety? Tequila was always my drink of choice - and I have to agree that drunk making out is awesome. I also remember fondly drunk peeing. Silly thing, I know. But when you are at some club waiting on line for the ladies' room and you finally make it, peeing feels sooooooo good. (Now you know why I am sober for 12 years - it was that or institutionalization) I went for sobriety so I could stay out in society and continue to create havoc which I learned wasn't so hard to do sober.

Oh yeah waking up with the smell hanging on you like a cheap suit is always cool. I remember once in (year deleted) the NY Nets won the ABA Championships. I hung out with a couple of the players and got involved in the champagne bash in the locker room. Woke up the next morning to find all my hair (waist length) sticking straight out to one side and hard as a rock. And I don't even remember falling asleep. Ah the good old days.

Enjoy the Cabernet ...
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:56 am (UTC)
That's some fete with the hair! I don't think I wanna know what made it stand out like that....

In conclusion: MMMMM, tequila. I mean, YAY 12 years sobriety!!
kseenaa
Oct. 15th, 2008 04:47 am (UTC)
Your roxors my soxors. Hands down. :-D
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:56 am (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahah!
soberloki
Oct. 15th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
Heee. You're so cute when you drunk-post.

I have eyeball woes, but you made me laugh. It's all good.
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
Eyeball woes? Are people filling your car up with eyeballs again? POOR BABY!! ;)
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paperdoll156
Oct. 15th, 2008 06:08 am (UTC)
I really never realized how fast red wine can fuck a person up. It's epically awesome. I should know. I did it tonight.

Drunk posting rules. Sometimes.

I don't really get the whole "drunk making out" symptom of drinking. I get the, "call your ex and let him know what you think" symptom. It's lulztastic, but very sad at the same time.
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:58 am (UTC)
Yeah, it really, really can. Especially when you're the only one drinking it, and you forgot to have any dinner. Whoops!

HAHAHAHAHA - omg, DO NOT CALL THE EX. you can't control your mouth filters and you will get in trouble! Drunk making out is so much better. Especially when it's your husband and he owes you one. :D
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oatmellow
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:20 am (UTC)
I love drunk blogging. I also love reading drunk blogs. You're cute when you're wobbly.

I can't believe you posted about your prom picture. I was thinking about doing the same thing today...only with pictures. heh. I wore black fingerless 'Madonna' gloves to my prom. C'mon admit it. You miss the 80s.

-Mel
stoney321
Oct. 15th, 2008 12:04 pm (UTC)
MEL! Hey, there! Also, I posted a pic of my prom dress a while back, awesome bad perm comin' at you! (2nd pic down.)

Black fingerless gloves? That's hot. You were totally the Romy to my Michelle! Oh, I don't have to be shamed: I freakin' loved the 80s. Now I feel compelled to put on New Order and stare at my shoes, moving rhythmically. :D
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drusplace
Oct. 15th, 2008 12:48 pm (UTC)
I don't think I have anything interesting to say other than you spelled cab-sauv correctly. And check out the icon I found. (I thought of all people, you would appreciate it).
tricksterquinn
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
Okay, you are way too much fun.

Also, NIIIICE spelling skills!
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