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WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

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cityphonelines
Nov. 1st, 2004 09:24 pm (UTC)
Dude, we've got hail. It's like 37 degrees. In El Paso. In the bloody fraggin' desert. It's awesome. It's a portent. It's cold.
stoney321
Nov. 1st, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
SIgn, sign, everywhere a sign...

I saw that on the news and freaked! I know it gets cold early in the panhandle, but SNOW?? And 37 in EL PASO? Dude.

I feel a twitching in my bum. Should moneky ACTUALLY fly from my cheeks, you'll be the first to know.
paynbow
Nov. 2nd, 2004 10:37 am (UTC)
Sonow? In Texas? Wow...the end is near! And hopefully it's the end of fuhrer Bush...(ps, secret service people: I am Canadian. Don't come knocking on my door)
inlovewithnight
Nov. 1st, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC)
Your icon has killed me ded. Just so you know.
stoney321
Nov. 1st, 2004 09:43 pm (UTC)
*breaths life back into you* Don't you die on me!!!! *thinks of other cliched 11th hour interjections...*

Come on, WORK you bastard!! (I'm speaking to the defibrillator)

No aviatory porcine as of yet. But I've got my peepers a'popped.
somecandytalkin
Nov. 1st, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)
I am a Texan too. GWB is at SMU tonight, supposedly. Sigh...
stoney321
Nov. 1st, 2004 10:01 pm (UTC)
Guh. How happy am I right now to have moved away from Lakewood? We used to hear Cheney's plane fly over head when he and the missus would come to shop on the weekend. LOVE that my tax dollars funded those trips.

Hey! Didn't I read that you were new to LJ? If so, welcome aboard!
somecandytalkin
Nov. 1st, 2004 11:31 pm (UTC)
Hey! Thanks for the welcome! I used to live in Lakewood too. Goodwin and Worcola. Cheney is reptilian. I am cautiously optimistic through sheer force of will. Help is on the way, I work into every conversation.
hellziggy
Nov. 1st, 2004 10:07 pm (UTC)
Love your Bush or Chimp icon!
I am so not stressing about this election because I just know in my gut that Kerry will win. When Ventura won the election to become our governor he blew away all expectations because a lot of unaccounted for & unpolled people came out as first time voters. I'm convinced that this will happen tomorrow.
stoney321
Nov. 1st, 2004 10:09 pm (UTC)
icon gakked from xyellowrosette, and is up for grabs (with her credited) Speaking of icon love, *points to yours*

I'm telling you. portents!! Signs!! The moon will turn to blood! And Kerry will win!!

*Dear God, he HAS to.*
hellziggy
Nov. 1st, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)
My Buffy/Faith icon was from the site www.secrets-and-lies.com. She had a bunch of different fandom ones up way back when, but I was there recently and now it is apparently just a Smallville fan site. I got this Jay & Silent Bob one there too.
elcazavampiros
Nov. 1st, 2004 11:51 pm (UTC)
We need to evacuate the lower half of the country to Mexico. Beginning of a new ice age. Wait, wasn't that that movie with that guy who looks like Spiderman?

Can't sleep. I'm actually staying up worrying about tomorrow (or I guess today's) election.

Maybe the snow is a good omen. Maybe all the red states they've will turn blue.

If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.
stoney321
Nov. 2nd, 2004 05:25 am (UTC)
But it's the TOP LEFT of the state!!! That's why i see it as a sign. I couldn't sleep last night, either...

*bites nails all day, thinks bloody stumps are tasty*
phfeenikz
Nov. 2nd, 2004 06:57 am (UTC)
By the way, love the icon. I voted already and I am waiting to leave to catch a plane. It's strange, I was out of town during the last election. Now the long, agonizing wait to see the results has begun.
stoney321
Nov. 2nd, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)
Isn't that PERFECT? Found it on xyellowrosette's journal.

I just tried to vote, but the line is around the building and it's raining. The three year old doesn't understand democracy, so we'll head back out at 10 when most have left for work.

Have a good flight, and I'll tip my "Democratinator Special" (my new made-up drink) to you!

KERRY IN '04!!
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violethamster
Nov. 2nd, 2004 10:15 am (UTC)
I am feeling the love for your icon. Hot monkey love!

stoney321
Nov. 3rd, 2004 05:44 am (UTC)
Monkey love 4EVAH!!

And I mean actual monkeys, not politicians who resemble them.

COME ON, OHIO!!
paynbow
Nov. 2nd, 2004 10:39 am (UTC)
I love the icon! I also hope for the good of America in general that you guys SHAVE YOUR BUSH! *g*
stoney321
Nov. 3rd, 2004 05:51 am (UTC)
Had my clippers, waiting to see if Ohio forgot theirs, or what...
paynbow
Nov. 3rd, 2004 08:47 am (UTC)
I think they may have forgotten how to wield them...
sangueuk
Nov. 3rd, 2004 01:08 am (UTC)
snow? and pigs? You know I believe everything you say, don't you? :::grins:::
stoney321
Nov. 3rd, 2004 05:53 am (UTC)
Snow? yes. 'Tis true. Pigs and winged monkeys? Not proven, but I've got my eyes opened...

Good to see you back in LJ land! I plan on catching up to "Big Brother in Sangueland" this morning...

COME ON, OHIO!!!
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