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I want this on a T-Shirt. Clearly it's time for me to pull out my iron-on makings... (Feel free to take, maybe mention who made it? IDK)

I didn't realize that the Twilight movie starts TOMORROW. Ahahahahaha! Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm going to the 10:30 am show, pen, paper, and tiny light in hand. THERE WILL BE MOCKING.

It's like Christmahannakwanzakah come early. *leaps in the air like a Toyota feeling!*

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dovil
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
All the cool kids have one this season.

Even me!
stoney321
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
We don't fart, either. Or poot.

We nurture and bake, dammit!
slackerace
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
I'm going to the 10:30 am show

*flails*

you just made my night!! I cannot wait!
oatmellow
Nov. 21st, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
My youngest son (10) decided he was intrigued with TWILIGHT after seeing the movie preview. We're going to see it next week, after he's finished reading.

I am so looking forward to your recap. I'm sure it will be Sparkly Delicious!
julia_here
Nov. 21st, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
Fine, you can laugh, but my poooooor baby boy (age 22 1/2 next Thursday) is stuck working the midnight debut of Twilight; they have it showing in the seven largest auditoriums at his multiplex. At midnight next, in five and a half hours or so.

All else aside, you know that most of those attending will be marinated in product, of various brands and formulations. My sister is of the opinion that he should have been issued a hazmat outfit.

Julia, he foolishly read the Fandom Wank coverage, and is thus... cautious. Very cautious.

Edited at 2008-11-21 02:25 am (UTC)
thebratqueen
Nov. 21st, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
I wasn't going to go, but then one of my co-workers emailed me and our mutual lunch buddies all "Want to go see Twilight tomorrow?" And I was all "Only if I can make fun of it." And then THEY were all "What's it about anyway?"

THEY DIDN'T KNOW. ANYTHING. THEY JUST KNEW IT WAS A POPULAR FILM.

I TOLD THEM ABOUT SPARKLEPIRES. THEY THOUGHT I WAS MAKING IT UP.

TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE EPIC.
stoney321
Nov. 21st, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
Send them a link to the Sparkledammerung. Then you can make LDS reference Bingo cards and have an even better time! (If you pour out the perfume in a bottle you can fill it with tequila and sneak it in, trufax)
thebratqueen
Nov. 21st, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Oh I'm gonna tell them ALL ABOUT IT at dinner pre-movie. Though I've already given them some of the highlights of the Tour of Terror.

Given that this is only about the first book what would you say the best dinner topics would be? I mean they are GONNA learn about sparklebaby but I want to make sure to give them good stuff that they'll be seeing in the movie.
stoney321
Nov. 21st, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
I don't think you could go wrong with dissecting "Do I dazzle you?" a line from book 1.

Or that the protagonist hates herself and can't stand up.

Or that the entire vampire family delights in carrying her around.

And her leg muscles don't atrophy during the course of the movie. (Also, I'm fully expecting Ray Liotta to show up as her dad.)

OOOH! And that Edward contemplates bringing oil to lubricate the window so it doesn't make noise when he opens it to watch Bella sleep, because he DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE HER. Because she' find out he's watching her.

Uh.... Discuss. *Linda Richman hands*
thebratqueen
Nov. 21st, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
Oh! OH! DUDE! I totally told them about the "Do I dazzle you?" line and THEY ACCUSED ME OF MAKING IT UP! I got to explain that Twilight means never having to say you're kidding!
kseenaa
Nov. 21st, 2008 02:12 pm (UTC)
My best friend don't dare go with me on this movie... X-D
solipsiae
Nov. 21st, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Nov. 21st, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
That's AWESOME!!
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mumsisdaughter
Nov. 21st, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
Ditto!
z_k
Nov. 21st, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
I cannot wait for this movie. I hope it will be as hilarious as the books.
Alas we won't get it here till sometime next year so there might be some torrents and downloading involved :>
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