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You see it too, right? It's not just me?

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Also, eat a damn sandwich honey. Or at least the cut off crusts.

no one noticed in my last post that I showed how Alby is being modeled after Joe Smith? Two links at the end. I'm just saying.

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liz_marcs
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
What. The Fuck.

Her tits are yooooooogely out of proportion to her body. I'm guessing...balloon smuggling? Whoopie cushion enhancements?

Gotta be.

mcpatti
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:54 am (UTC)
pride and prejudice and zombies = awesome
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jenncho
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
You are so dead on.

She doesn't have the kind of face that can balance out that level of thin.
marenfic
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
No one has the face that can balance out that level of thin-- I can't think of a face that looks good starved.
ellid
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:30 am (UTC)
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Who IS that anorexic?
cityphonelines
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
My Lindsay. I just want to bring her to Texas and feed her and sister her and stuff. Oddly I just watched "I Know Who Killed Me" yesterday and I'M SORRY BUT SHE CAN DO NO WRONG SHE JUST NEEDS GUIDANCE.

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kita0610
Feb. 19th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
SHE JUST NEEDS GUIDANCE

OMG THIS.

I love her. And I want to save her.
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viciouswishes
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
I saw the link. I saw it!

Did you read the comment that her dress still had the security tag on it?
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
*claps hands* I mean, they are so totally going the "let's remind everyone these people came from Joseph Smith" route.

I did read that! Oh, honey. See what happens when you don't eat? you wear clothes with the tags and you get bad toof extensions.
tabaqui
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
Who...is that? And what in hell is wrong with her?
marlo
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
Lindsay Lohan.

She is a celebrity who has had many substance abuse problems and she also obviously doesn't eat enough.
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marlo
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
She's a pretty girl (but not in this picture). And yes, wayyyy too skinny.

Just generally on media skinniness I saw some pictures from New York Fashion Week of various runway models and I was just like D:

I don't understand how people think that is attractive!!
dovil
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)
You subscribe to the fugging of celebrities as well, then. :)

She needs to be prescribed a medicial pie, stat. And someone needs to wrestle her down to the ground and get those over sized false teeth out of her mouth.
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
From now on I'm calling LiLo "Chompers." I think she's the main culprit in the disappearing coral reefs...
rikibeth
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:49 am (UTC)
Srsly, that's not Photoshopped? Her hed looks pastede on yey. The proportions are that weird.

Sweetie, we have an extra serving of lovely pasta and broccoli with a creamy sauce here -- it's even vegetarian, because I used fake-chicken bits. Pine nuts? Parmesan? And there's chocolate for dessert.
mcpatti
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
Wow, she looks awful. Her boobs look like they are clinging on for dear life.
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secondalto
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC)
She used to be so pretty!! I just want to sit her down and make her eat.
shipperx
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
She doesn't even look real any more. She just looks like some weird photoshop cut and paste of body parts. Scary.
fortysevenbteg
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)
Man, that's fucked. :(
semby
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)
So, so scary! Is that a recent picture of her? I haven't seen one in awhile.
midnightsjane
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
Somebody feed that woman stat!!!
God, she looks dreadful.
copykween
Feb. 19th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
LOL! Yes, now that you mention it, I really DO see the resemblance. That girl is something else.
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
Thank you for picking up on the whole point: she looks like a blue parrot fish with those Guy Smileys, yeesh.
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minstrel666
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:05 am (UTC)
One is on the brink of extiction, the other is a fish.
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
harmonyfb
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
That woman looks like a poster child for unicef. Or a bobblehead. ::squints at photo::

Dear actresses: If I can count the bones in your chest, you are not sexy.
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Oy, the cheese grater sternums. Yuck.
beadattitude
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
Oh my god, she looks like an actual Barbie doll there, and that's SO not a compliment.

Also, those boobs cannot be real. Not with how thin she is.

And? We're wearing dark shiny hose again? I was unaware of this.
bitchygrrl
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:50 am (UTC)
Please tell me the teeth and the thinness are airbrushed because if not that is just sad.

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thedarkevilone
Feb. 19th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
Dear god, woman, go get about four cheeseburgers from In-N-Out. That's how women in Long Beach gain weight.
roonilwazlib6
Feb. 19th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
Gosh, that thin isn't even attractive. And lol at the comparison. XD
siapom
Feb. 19th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Just a sandwich? I want to chain her to the buffet at Golden Corral! No one should ever be that skinny.
entrenous88
Feb. 19th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
I want to laugh! But I'm like, "Oh, noes, LiLo!" She used to be all shapely and... :(
stoney321
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:58 pm (UTC)
Laugh with me over the Guy SMileys! It's like when Hillary Duff put in 25mms ones and couldn't close her mouth and someone said FIRE YOUR DENTIST and now she looks more normal.

The thinness is just redonk and I can't laugh at that. But the Parrot Fish Chompers!! WTH???
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