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Ahahahaha. I love funny people

I don't watch Real Housewives of Tackyville, USA, but I'm familiah. (I'm gonna use Jersey speak, a'ight?) So what I'm trying to say, no offense, is that these people are hoo-ahs with theyah towk about bubbies and cashmoney [counts: one one hundred, two one hundred, three one hundred...] "Cashmoney" as one word is officially my most favorite thing evah, whah, you got sumthin bettah?

Okay, I'll stop that. THIS has made me laugh endlessly. Esp. that they are referring to one of the women on the show as Strega Nona. I may have laid my head down, laughing.

...I'm going to have to start watching this show for the material, aren't I? They ARE fake names in the article, right? They've not named their kids Britannica and Caruso and Garbanzo? LOL.

In unrelated news, it looks as though my car is being used for the Mr.'s vacation with the kids, so I'll be having a stay-cation as his vehicle is a monster truck, and I can't stand driving it for anything. Oh well, home is where the booze is. <-- I may need to cross stitch a sampler with that saying, it's so sweet.


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Jun. 10th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
That recap is insane! I'd bet the show is nowhere near as hilarious, but I'd certainly read these recaps every week. Those women sound awful.

*puts clever cross stitched sampler up on wall and pours another drink*
Jun. 10th, 2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
That recap has had me laughing for hours, now. I could totally buy that newspaper for four hunnert CASHMONEY, you know'm sayin'? Hahahaha.

Gah, people like that just fascinate and horrify me. Oooh, top me off while you're up, be a dear.
Jun. 10th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
Why why did I click that link?
Jun. 10th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
Because you want to read about horrible, awful, stupid people that aspire to be blow up dolls with bling, wheeee!
Jun. 10th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
Also when you start in on that cross stitch project, I want pillow covers, plz. A little bottle of Maker's next to it wouldn't go awry.
Jun. 11th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC)
I'm with you - don't watch it, but know of it. Every time i've caught an ad or a bit of the show i just....boggle. WTH? Weird, crass, spoilt, mean and ugly-acting people. How is that good tv, again?
Jun. 11th, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)

Jun. 11th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
You know what's absolutely crazy? I know someone whose parents live there, and she grew up there, and while she's not Italian, um...her spending habits certainly are in alignment with the show. And in general is probably way closer to these people than she'll ever admit. It's not an act. Scary.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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