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Tell ya mama I axed how she durrin

I love the south. Love it. But I love these clips from Shirley Q Liquor even more. (Campy drag queen doing the best Delta stereotypical voice there is.) Lawd, I've been wiping tears all morning.

Axe ya mama bout her tomatoes. W-A-L-M-A-R-K. There's a walkmarks near err-body. "I got 19 chirrins." "How old are they?" "Oh, lord! Well, I think they all under eleven." The one about being a church slave had me pounding my fist, laughing my butt off. She's talking about a hat she made out of wood and stick on "diamonds" and that Jesus would love it. "I werr dat fer his gler." (Glory.) TEARS. Tears running down my face. Ahahahahaha.

I think I may need to go as her for Halloween this year. I think this needs t happen. Except, in tradition of American women, I'll go as a slutty version of her. LOL. My sister last year went as a slutty slut, and her fiance went as a slutty cat. No, really. I love my family.

I'm a little out of it this morning, what? YES it's not PC. YES it's possibly offensive to someone. Let me root around in my purse for some care... Laugh or do not laugh, there is no try. WHEEEE MONDAY!

(Oh, and I'm wrapping up Perfume, The Story of A Murderer and it's FABULOUS. If you're looking for a fantastic story that sucks you in with wonderful writing and characters, that's the one. Whomever translated it from the original German to English did an outstanding job. Big thumbs up.)

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nijireiki
Oct. 5th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
That looks hilarious and if I wasn't in the school library I'd be ON it.

Did you see the movie of Perfume? I'm only... 8 chapters in? And so much had to be omitted, but I still think the movie was great.
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
I think i've watched all of her youTube clips now, and lawd, tell ya mama I axed how she durrin.

I haven't seen the movie, just reading the book. I heard mixed things about the movie, but I'm sure I'll eventually get to it.
beadattitude
Oct. 5th, 2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
::tries to catch breath:: I started laughing hysterically when she rattled of "Genitalia" as one of her children's names and then couldn't stop. THANK YOUUUUU.
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
SUZI IT IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD. Oh LAWD, we ain't see each nother because of her attitude, but she say come on so I need tickets for me and these chirrins. I needs you to calc- uh-late how much they be.

Tell ya mama I axed how her tomatoes durrin.
beadattitude
Oct. 5th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
Did you hear the one about the micronave? And the tag sale with the playing cards that don't have but 30 in the deck, "but they's cheap, so we bought 'em anyway."
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
Did you catch that after her potato blew up in the micronave she swept it up and ATE IT?! LOL.
dampersnspoons
Oct. 5th, 2009 03:18 pm (UTC)
Are you just now discovering Shirley Q Liquor?? She's hilarious, and also what spawned my fake myspace page a few years ago, Lil' Shabaz with voice recordings. I freaking love her. Have you heard the astrological forecast?

I think he started out doing a radio show and then grew to be so popular that he created more characters and became a youtube legend. So damn funny.
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)
I've not heard her astrological forecast, I'll have to go look for it! I'm just not finding out about her because I've been raising children and not being hip. THAT'S MY LIFE. :(

Also, HI BETH. YOU'RE GONNA GET MARRIED IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. Woot!
tinpanalley
Oct. 5th, 2009 03:34 pm (UTC)

That's priceless!

I talk to so many of these women on the phone at work. One lady told me how she uses her "nagrigater in her carrar to go to places she needs ta go."
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
People in my FAMILY talk with crazy-ass words like this, too. My grandmother used to pronounce a state as "Wis-con-sis." INSISTED that it was pronounced that way. Lol.
brunettepet
Oct. 5th, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
Chirrins! Bwahahaha! So, so un-PC and hysterical.

I read Perfume when it was first published. It is a fantastic read.
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
It's so incredibly un-PC, just how I like my comedy.

I'm so behind on all of the books I "should" read. I just took a load of crappy purchases to Half Price Books and returned with "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" and "A Catcher in the Rye," two books i should have read by now. (But there's so much to read and so little time!)
minstrel666
Oct. 5th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
An' Durin axed ya mamma 'cause she bane bad.

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stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
LOL!
oatmellow
Oct. 5th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
I'm a huge fan of Shirley Q. As a matter of fact, she does her own version of the Arkansas Fight Song that should be adopted by the U of A just because it is so awesome.

http://allythigpen.com/woo2.swf

"The Razorbackses is up in here..."
stoney321
Oct. 5th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL, oh my god, that HAS to be adopted as the official song!!!

Ooooooh, lawd, sooooooey!
ipnotika
Oct. 5th, 2009 09:10 pm (UTC)
LMAO! Thanks for introducing me to Shirley. I must say, that accent does nothing to confuse me -- I grew up around people like her. Love it.

(singing "Jump around, up and down, shake your booty, the Razorbakeses is up in here...")
underthethrow
Oct. 6th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC)
"I'm not good with math, I don't have my glasses on!"

LOL AMAZING.

Also I just bought Perfume randomly from a bookstore! Now I'm even more excited to read it!
chrryblssmninja
Oct. 10th, 2009 07:51 am (UTC)
YEAHHHH PERFUME
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

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