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GOOD LORD MY BRAINS ARE FRIED

Today I have:

*planted something upside down
*driven past the store TWICE, even though I got in the car to GO TO THE STORE
*finally got to the store, am at the deli counter, HAVE THE TURKEY IN MY HAND (sliced), and tell the nice lady that I guess someone else took my turkey
*apologized profusely to the only other person that had been at the counter, who assumed I meant she stole my turkey
*commented on a fanfic love post with a rec for the Greatest Sparrington Ever Written and accidentally inserted "wrote" for "read." Meaning, the greatest story ever written was by ME. Ahahahaha. Whoopsie doodles! (true fact: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot is the best S/N ever written, imo.)

WOW, MY BRAINS HAVE BLOWN A FUSE. So now I am finishing off a lovely bottle of St. Emillion and eating cheese and reading a story and not trying to be intelligent, coherent, human any more today.

Durr,
Derp

This brain fry may have been induced from reading Ozzy Osbourne's memoir, and then mainlining Motley Crue's for an hour today. OMG THE DRUGS AND PARTYING AND CRAZINESS. It's leaking into me.

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kita0610
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
AND BORKED YOUR HTML.

Truly, a stellar day. Have some wine for me, dude.

ETA: BUT YOU FIXED IT IN RECORD TIME. The day is LOOKING UP.

I'm gonna have a vodka cooler. Want one?

Edited at 2010-04-20 01:15 am (UTC)
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
ALREADY SAW AND FIXED, because of course, I couldn't just post without fucking up something else, right? LOL.

Mmmm! Lemme finish this wiiiiiine and I'll be right over. (And you may not have seen, but the catalog came. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU. The books targeted for teens are the best - and the hardest to find!!)

<3 <3 <3
XOXOXOX
kita0610
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:19 am (UTC)
Oh I didn't see! I scanned LJ at work, which means I read for emergencies and porn only. Heh.

I am so glad!!! I get those like, four times a year maybe? I'll send you every one of em from now on.

Also, JFC Marsters how are you so hot while sipping tea for fucksake????
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
WHOO HOO!

And HE IS QUITE THE SLY FOX, YES?
kita0610
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:22 am (UTC)
HE IS SLY AND FOXY. And kinda skeevy in person BUT WE DO NOT CARE.
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:24 am (UTC)
That is what Lysol is for! And Costco flats of it!
kita0610
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:25 am (UTC)
Also, condoms and anti-biotics. FTW!
dovil
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:27 am (UTC)
I thought Costco was a type of shoe at first. Because yes, you probably would want to wear flats.
kita0610
Apr. 20th, 2010 02:26 am (UTC)
Eh, he's tall enough laying down.
dovil
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
* worst yet, it was a tree.
* and even worse, you drove through the store, twice
* and even, even worse you stabbed a person to death while screaming, "You take my turkey, bitch? Well now you can take my shiv?", and then had to giggle and apologise while wiping your knife off on her pants leg.
* and even, even, even worse committed the most laziest act of plagarism ever by not even bothering to cut and paste when you claimed someone elses story as your own.

Dude.
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
And there were birds on the tree. Well, they're closer to the worms now.

I'm not looking forward to jail for the murder, but you know? It'll be a life changing experience, like Sailor Moon being canceled.

Have I told you lately that I love you? No? There's a reason why.
dovil
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:26 am (UTC)
The birds would have liked to have gone out that way.

Nothing's like Sailor Moon being cancelled. I hope next year at the Oscars when they do the montage of stars having passed away they'll have a two hour special with random pictures flashing up to melancholy music. The back rows will be weeping hysterically, the front rows having seizures.

And that's okay, I fill the loveless void with strangling runaways and eating chocolates.
gabzilla
Apr. 20th, 2010 01:51 am (UTC)
MATT DAMON MONDAY.
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 12:09 pm (UTC)
OMG I LOL'D SO HARD AT THIS. And then I sang about how Rohnree I am.
copykween
Apr. 20th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
LOL....Dude, I just finished "I Am Ozzy" today! That book was a hoot.

And the crazy thing is, I WANT to read "The Heroin Diaries" but the damn library doesn't have it yet. And, um, I'm totally not paying $20+ for it at the book store.

Disfunctional rock-n-roll memoirs FTW!
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 12:10 pm (UTC)
It was so entertaining that I've written a 2000 word essay on it, AHAHAHAHA.

But Amazon has Heroin Diaries for 12 bones... 12 > 20?
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stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 12:12 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. I kept wanting to tell her "I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, I MEANT THE CHICK ON HER PHONE WITH THE OLYMPICS TEAM JACKET" because the woman that thought I meant her shared a funny moment with me while we were waiting in line. (Also, and here's my white guilt, she was black, and I didn't want her to think OH HEY BLACK PERSON ROBBED ME, mostly because a) I don't work that way and b) I meant the uppity WHITE WOMAN. Lol.)

I just laid my head on the arm of my chair and laughed at myself for a solid minute, Sue.

MAYOR WILKINS IS MY FAVORITE.
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mumsisdaughter
Apr. 20th, 2010 04:42 pm (UTC)
Okay, you've hooked me. Where will I find 'The Boy who Blocked his own Shot'? You know, the best fanfic you ever (wrote) READ. It's been a while since I read any PotC fanfic and I could do with a Sparrington fix. :)
stoney321
Apr. 20th, 2010 10:27 pm (UTC)
She didn't have all the chapters linked to each other last time I read it, so go to this post of mine where I have all of the chapters linked:

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/236349.html
mumsisdaughter
Apr. 21st, 2010 08:17 pm (UTC)
Thankee kindly, cap'n.
mumsisdaughter
May. 1st, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
Superb Sparrington story. So glad she finished it and so glad you let me know!
a2zmom
Apr. 21st, 2010 12:39 am (UTC)
Turkey thieves. They're everyone. They are so tricky, that you actually have the turkey in your hand.

I have this great image of you taking a pot of impatiens and carefully digging a hole and patting the dirt around those red, pink and white flowers, while the roots stick up.

I make my own fun, obviously.
stoney321
Apr. 21st, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)
You're not too far from the truth, there. It was a sedum, not an impatien, but yeah, that's what I did. DURRRRR.
a2zmom
Apr. 21st, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)
Now I was figuring a bulb because they are pretty easy to plant upside down, but a sedum?

Somewhere, a sedum "Autumn Joy" is weeping.
kseenaa
Apr. 26th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
Aha... One of those days... X-D
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