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Stereotypes are sometimes true

This is outside my Dr.'s office. (4 miles from my house.) I just dropped off paperwork, stepped out the front door and looked up.



Hook 'em. :) [Note from the establishment: no one named Wayne or Billy Ray was involved in the posting of this steer.]

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ladycyndra
Jul. 22nd, 2010 07:17 pm (UTC)
Hook 'em Horns! \m/
ryokomusouka
Jul. 22nd, 2010 07:21 pm (UTC)
Mighty handsome steer, ma'am.
ladyvyola
Jul. 22nd, 2010 07:35 pm (UTC)
Hook 'em Horns! (No gigging!)
aimeelicious
Jul. 22nd, 2010 08:15 pm (UTC)
o hai Mr. Steer. What big horns you haz!

Honestly, this picture kind of makes me want a steak. That's wrong, isn't it?
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
NO IT ISN'T WRONG. They look DELICIOUS. ;) (Those are non eating cows, though. Purely a vanity ranch, not a feed ranch.)
menomegirl
Jul. 22nd, 2010 08:52 pm (UTC)
Is it fixing to rain or something?

Y'know, my hubby's name is Wayne. :)

stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
Nope, just muggy as hell. :D
chase_acow
Jul. 22nd, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
Scary! I never got close to Bevo, but I once had to walk right by Ralphie's trailer at CU. Those big animals make me so nervous!
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
BEVO! lml -_- lml
zendrifter
Jul. 22nd, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, that makes me miss Texas even more.
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:00 am (UTC)
We always welcome back the prodigals... ;)
elizardbits
Jul. 22nd, 2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
OM NOM NOM
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:00 am (UTC)
there is nowhere you will get a better steak. NO NOT EVEN IN NYC.
elizardbits
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:44 am (UTC)
ARGENTINA WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 12:45 pm (UTC)
YEAH. THAT'S HOW STRONG IT IS HERE. I'M WILLING TO GO UP AGAINST SEXY HOT POLO PLAYING ARGENTINIANS. Right up against them.


Naked, even. I DO IT FOR THE tube STEAK!
dovil
Jul. 22nd, 2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
You have scary cows.
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:01 am (UTC)
That's because you're a cry baby with fear of being gored through the mouth issues. Wuss.
dovil
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:22 am (UTC)
Oh God, that bullfighter clip that was circulating five seconds ago, that was just...I wish I could have gone haha sucker! but I was too busy going O_O in absolute horror.
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
Wasn't that awful!??!?! But we don't have that kind of stuff here. We just give them lots of land and lots of ladies and they are practically pets. (The one in front has let me scratch his white star between his horns before.)

That bullfighter vid, though... GOOD LORD.
serenemiss
Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
;D
minstrel666
Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
But Billy Ray is the best Texan name in the world.
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:01 am (UTC)
I would like to challenge that with my (actual, real life) cousins names of Terry Lynn and Terry Flynn. DID I MENTION THEY WERE TWINS.
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flaming_muse
Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:07 pm (UTC)
OMG LOOK HOW BIG THOSE HORNS ARE!

I live in New England, where our cows are black and white or brown are fairly docile and give us lovely milk to turn into dairy products. Your cows look like they are ready to GORE YOU if you look at them funny!

ETA: Which is not to say that I have never seen pictures of longhorn steer and the like before, but if I were in your shoes I'd be mighty glad medical help was close at hand.

Edited at 2010-07-22 10:08 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:03 am (UTC)
Oh, we have those, too! These are just pretty, decorative type cows. They class the joint up. :D And these steers are surprisingly docile. The picture looks like they are far away, but they weren't. They come up to the fence before for head scritches.
txvoodoo
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
LMAO
stoney321
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:29 am (UTC)
Isn't that ridiculous? And in the opposite direction is another vanity ranch with over 1000 head of cattle. WELCOME TO TEXAS.
txvoodoo
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
There's a field over by the Vista Ridge Mall area in Lewisville that has some.

And there's a bit on Denton Tap Road that isn't developed yet that has a small variety of animals grazing :D
txvoodoo
Jul. 23rd, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
p.s. I can't remember - where are you, again?

(I AM BLAMING THE MEDS)
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elizardbits
Jul. 24th, 2010 12:17 am (UTC)
OMG YOUR VET IS AWESOME LIKE HOT DOGS

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strtmyorange
Jul. 23rd, 2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
Those are impressive looking animals. And now I'm craving a filet!
kseenaa
Aug. 1st, 2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
*laugh* So, where are the sexy cowboys? Hey, I am from Sweden. We are supposed to have vikings and polarbears on our streets... (Not true, I might add...)
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