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[EDIT FOR WHEEE!!] Look at the schnazzy icon spikendru made me!!!

And isn't that the peppiest subject line that ever was? A wassailing I must go... This story was inspired by my family, and I am not making that up.

Title: 12 Gifts of Christmas From Someone Beneath Me
Rating: PG-13 for disturbing themes and Victorian snits
Pairing: Cecily/and mysterious gifter
Summary: Someone won't stop pestering Cecily, even though she made her feelings clear... Is it enough to drive her mad? To vengeance? Do you know how much I hate filling out these blanks?

1880, December the Fifteenth
I hardly slept at all last night. Mother insisted that no others were in the street when the delivery boy arrived, but one can never be certain. I insisted to her that I had let Mr. William Haugh know in no uncertain terms that I didn't care for him, and that it was cruel of him to suppose that I would be able to suffer any feelings beyond civility for him. His father left the family's finances in such a state. As if it was to be considered!

I will put this all behind me, hold my head high, and begin to prepare for tonight's ball. Mr. Worthingham is to be sought after with due haste!

Later this day...
How can someone be so stupid? He is too much a sentimental fool to be cruel. A pair of doves! In gilt cages, no less. Everyone knows that they have no money. This flagrant display of borrowed wealth is shameful. It is certain why his mother was driven to... No. Mustn't speak of that fine woman in such a manner. And the cow of a delivery boy brought the fruit tree with the same partridge back 'round again. Has the whole town gone mad? I want to crawl under the covers and sleep the night away, but Mother says to put my best face forward and put this all behind me.


I have this all written, waiting approval from crazydiamondsue...


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Dec. 8th, 2004 08:47 am (UTC)
Once upon a time there was a beautiful china doll faced bitch from better society than us... Her curls were from the angels, her skin like a most delicate rose, and her manners were impeccable. And she didn't loveses us, Precious. And so me decided to strangle hers...

Wait. What the hell is up with the Darkness?? Snuggle bunnies and kitties playing poker.. Or quite possible hanging from a tree limb (Hang in there!). Did you know that the animals that are posed like that are dead? Seriously. I need some fudge or something to sweeten me up...
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Dec. 8th, 2004 08:29 am (UTC)
my icon is a warning to Cecily. . .

excellent, can't wait to see what he does with the French hens.
Dec. 8th, 2004 08:48 am (UTC)
I believe I refer to them as the "Froggie Birds," but I can't remember...

10Q, I kinda wanna put this all up now, but then, that's why I never get a ton of feedback, which is what my heart REALLY desires.
Dec. 8th, 2004 11:23 am (UTC)
he -- can't wait for more. I think stringing it out is the way to go. let us share C's suspense!

I figured there was a story to the last name, but you don't have to tell. Everybody gives Angel & Spike different last names, I find that amusing.
Dec. 8th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)
Looking forward to part three, that tight ass cecily needs some vengeance given to her by a vengeance demon for wronged men.

Dec. 8th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC)
Cecily is definitely going to pay for her snootiness to our lovely William, never fear.

(You'd let me know if I was getting the Victorian London stuff wrong, wouldn't you?)
Dec. 8th, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC)
yeah sure, I would, the Victorian Era was one of my favorite Era's historically speaking :)

Dec. 8th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)
I still like this. I meant to say yesterday, and it carries over to today, it all feels very Victorian to me. I dig it.

And I got hope in the mail yesterday! You don't see that very often. Thank you!
Dec. 8th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)
I have told you that "Spiffy" makes me laugh, right? And I don't care when the fb comes, as long as it keeps cuuuummmmmiiiiinnnnnng! 10Q.

I hope you like the CD - I had a lot of fun making it!
Dec. 8th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)
Hee! Torture her! I love this...can't wait for all those lords and ladies dancing in the street and milking things...
Dec. 8th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)
That's the spirit!! More tonight!
Dec. 8th, 2004 04:13 pm (UTC)
weee! I will be sitting hunched in front of my lapy, giggling madly at poor (ha) Cecily *eg*
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Dec. 8th, 2004 12:05 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha!! "Certainly more than she is." It just simply isn't DONE, you see?

My mother read this story about a woman who actually received the gifts from the song, and if hearing your mother cackle, "fucking birds are shitting all over the house, the lords are leaping all over the "maids" - maids, my ass! those whores..." doesn't shout Christmas to you, well, then you just aren't celebrating properly.

Ha ha ha! Explains a lot, doesn't it?
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Dec. 8th, 2004 11:45 am (UTC)
I'm finding myself evilly amused, and await further developments.

Julia, although the prospect of Lords a Leaping has me quaking in fear
Dec. 8th, 2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
I will say the Lords a Leaping bit is quite possibly my favorite. more soon!

That'll show HER for her lack of devotion to our fair William...

Her gifts shall be effulgent.
Dec. 8th, 2004 11:45 am (UTC)
I love this! Can't wait for more. Here are two prezzies to motivate you to keep it coming *g*

Dec. 8th, 2004 12:07 pm (UTC)
WHOO HOO!!! 72 point bold type!! LOVE IT!.

*dashes off to add new icon!*

I heart my dead, gay flist.

*smooshes you to my boobies*
Dec. 8th, 2004 05:31 pm (UTC)
Lovin' this, like whoa! The pole you have wedged up Cecily's ass is of the perfect size for a woman of her status. That bitch. And I love 'Haugh' as William's last name. And the return of the partridge in a pear tree was so perfect.
Dec. 8th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
Ooooh...I can't wait to see how Cecily is going to get her comeuppance. <--Didja see how I used a longish, fancy schmancy word like that? Woo!

Please, Stoney...I'd like some more. ::holds out empty bowl piteously::

Also, I liked your newly updated userinfo page! The haikus are berry good, but where are the spam-ku?
Dec. 10th, 2004 02:01 pm (UTC)
I am belatedly but enthusiastically catching up on this. Cecily is very amusing. I would still enjoy seeing her bitch ass smacked down, but seeing her get pestered and irritated is perhaps even more fun.
Dec. 11th, 2004 05:36 am (UTC)
because livestock screams "I love you, you perfumed delicate flower"
::hums song to herself to get previews::


Swans are notoriously evil tempered. And are sure not to get along with the geese and the hens....

The maids a milking will be bringing cows, who no doubt will be dropping prezzies of their own.

::cackles more::

I can't wait.

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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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