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And now for something completely different.

Meet Hi Dolla. Hi Dolla looks like the love child of Kendra Wilkinson and Anna Nicole Smith. It follows that I therefore am strangely attracted to her persona. I don't know if I should laugh at or marvel with this chick. I mean, let's face it, this chick has FLOW. No, she does. [It's disheartening to see the negative comments because she's a) overweight and b) white and c) has blinged toofs. Eh, it's the look, yo, and big girls are hot.]



I do wish she would take those stupid red and blue extensions out of her hair. (And now I keep singing "Lady Ess Oh Veeeeeeeeee!" for some inexplicable reason.) One thing is for certain, I ain't never seen a girl like that before. Lol.

Okay. *hand clap* I have fabric for the kimono, I have sushi for my lunch, and I have a soundtrack in the background. Time to knock out some bidness. (And I'm taking pictures of the costume process like last time, for those interested. Wheee!) (And Oprah doesn't air until 4pm here, so I won't know about the Sister Wives interview until later. NO SPOILERS OMG! )

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oatmellow
Oct. 14th, 2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
I obviously have nothing else going on today. (I can't work, it's officially Divorce Day!)

I kinda love her. A LOTS. But I will admit that the toofeses are buggin'. hehehe
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
(Congrats? Congrats, right?)

I kinda love her, too. I mean she is being who she is. This would be a perfect place for a "Haterz Gone Hate" pic.

Her Toofs - she can't close her mouth when she has that front in. GREELZ.
oatmellow
Oct. 14th, 2010 04:28 pm (UTC)
Yes it's congrats. Been a year and a half in the making...if it can't be fixed then it needs to be finished. And I'm good with it. That limbo crap sucks.

She looks pretty funny singing wif that grill but I love it anyway.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
Limbo BLOWS. I'm glad you're in a place where you can move on, too.

I KNOW. And she's just being her and has a man that thinks she's awesome and has a van with her name on the side. That's pretty tight. :D
captainofidiots
Oct. 14th, 2010 05:26 pm (UTC)
I don't care who you are, I can't stand the bling on the teeth. Other than that, good for her! Super catchy song, too.

Mmmmmm. Sushi. I want sushi. I'd even settle for Pho, at the moment.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 06:58 pm (UTC)
I hate grills. HATE. I HATE. <-- Patton Oswald impression for you.

SUSHI. It was good, too. Spicy tuna is good for mah belleh.
furikku
Oct. 14th, 2010 05:55 pm (UTC)
Man, she is much, much better than just about anyone on hip hop radio right now. (Except Nicki Minaj.)

Not much charisma/dancing, but the flow is definitely good stuff.

And WTF she is not even that fat. That is like normal range fat, not negative comments fat! >:I (Or maybe living in the South means I'm used to it and I should be more understanding of the poor ignorant Yankees who don't have body diversity or something :V )
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 06:59 pm (UTC)
I mean, seriously, don't watch but just listen and it's some good stuff.

And yeah, all of the fat stuff is pissing me off, too. QUEEN LATIFAH WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD, y'nomesayin?
furikku
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:05 pm (UTC)
Man, provided that it doesn't like swell her mouth shut or anything, she can be morbidly obese and on a Rascal and I'll barely bat an eye, if she's talented.

Folks need to deal.
kseenaa
Oct. 14th, 2010 06:36 pm (UTC)
She is actually... kinda good. o.O And the song is.... oddly catching. And... she looks good to... (When she doesn't have that weird thing in her mouth. :-P
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:00 pm (UTC)
All of this!
tabaqui
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
I like the pink'n'blue things in the hair! I think they're cute, all curly. :)

I don't like the teeth thing, though, mostly 'cause i see them on anybody and my first thought is 'ack, bad dental work!' and then 'ack, braces!' I'm not a fan of stuff on the teeth.

Haters gotta hate, i guess - not one of 'em would have the testicles to do what she's doing, though.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:22 pm (UTC)
I'm just not a fan of hair extensions. *shrug* But yeah - grills are grody. I wonder how many people properly clean those before they put them in their mouths? GLEH.
tabaqui
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
I TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT PART.
*goes to brush teeth*
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stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
I love Lady Ess Oh VEEEEEEEEE! Ahahaha.

The GRILL. With "Hi Dolli" in rhinestones. GLEH. I imagine peopel eating sticky/greasy foods with them and get grossed out.

OH MY GOD SHE IS DELICIOUS.
slasheuse
Oct. 14th, 2010 09:22 pm (UTC)
Okay, like, she could lose the grill, but otherwise I TOTALLY WOULD. TOTALLY. And I like the song.

ION, Stoney, I have cooked myself a PRETTY OKAY dinner without disasters and it's good (I always think of you when I add fresh herbs to stuff), and I seeeem to be learning that although it's boring, if I cook in VARIATIONS while I can still remember what-worked-last time, I do end up eating similar meals on the trot BUT their average edibility soars. If that makes sense. So, like, same-based-pasta-sauce with different things added each time.

AND my girlfriend arrives in Ox to spend the weekend tomorrow. So it's all good.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
Exactly! The grill is grotendous, but she's got a sweet little rhyme going on.

MMM, HERBS. I just planted my shallots and garlic for next year, in fact. I posted a FABULOUS (and relatively fool proof) recipe for a pasta sauce that is made of roasted butternut/acorn squash, Parmesan, garlic, and a splash of cream. Easy and looks like you worked hard. :D
slasheuse
Oct. 14th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
Do you think the grill is REAL, or like a stick-on, removeable thing?

Oooooh. I am finding lately shallots/onions do NOT agree with me unless they're really really fried down soft (OH NO, to have to eat yummy fried onions...), but I am all over garlic. I want to get some plants but our new supermarket in Ox was doing end-of-day discounts on massive bags of herbs so I just bought LOADS, chucked them in (basil-heavy, yay!) and made lots of sauce to keep.

I will check out that recipe! My flat is pretty... diverse in terms of diet and cooking ability. I am good at cleaning up and being enthusiastic when people say HERE SOPHIE EAT SOME OF THIS.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 09:33 pm (UTC)
Oh, it's removable. There's a moment when she smiles with her actual teeth and no nastiness.

Oh, that is the saddest thing EVER! I love onions. BUT. Caramelized onions are even better, too. (And you can grow garlic in pots, btw.)

LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWNUP AND DOING THINGS ON YOUR OWN. <3
lynnenne
Oct. 14th, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
Dude, you never told me you shot a video when we were in Vegas!
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 10:09 pm (UTC)
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH OMG!!!! (Lol.)
lynnenne
Oct. 14th, 2010 10:10 pm (UTC)
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A GIRL LIKE U BEFORE.
stoney321
Oct. 14th, 2010 10:35 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA. Catchy damn thing, isn't it?
lynnenne
Oct. 14th, 2010 10:37 pm (UTC)
I can't get it out of my head! *claws*
marlo
Oct. 15th, 2010 03:24 pm (UTC)
She reminds me a bit of Lady Sovereign. Which is a good thing!
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