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I've seen a bunch of Buffy theme Christmas Carols around, and thought I'd throw my hat into the fray, especially since I CANNOT get this out of my head. Best to share, really.


God rest ye spooky Gentlemen, Let you all remain dead.
Remember Buffy screamed real loud, and you all lost your heads.
To save us all from your scalpels while we lay in our beds...
O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys

In Sunnydale it's demony, this Blessed Babe does slay.
And laid with a dead vampire, he cried and went away.
And now the army is trying to understand her ways...
O tidings of tazer guns and boys, tazers and boys, O tidings of tazer guns and boys.

And then an upstart Wicca did change her mindset - yay!
For this sweet red-head met a girl and realized she was gay.
In Sunnydale their love did bloom, thoughts of boys went away...
O tidings of spice racks and new toys, spices and toys, O tidings of spice racks and new toys.

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leeannaray
Dec. 10th, 2004 03:42 pm (UTC)
You're making me snort my lemonade all over the screen.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
lemonade? now you have me dreaming of warm skin and sunshine...
likeadeuce
Dec. 10th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)
spice racks and new toys.

ooh baby. . .

rock on.

I'm not very articulate today, but this is making me giggle.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
well, if I made you giggle, then my work here is done.
zinnydark
Dec. 10th, 2004 04:13 pm (UTC)
I now have a reason to go out and carol...
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:22 pm (UTC)
you should try a few selections off the South Park christmas album. Those are a gem! I'd give Wassail to the first group that sang "The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever."
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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
'Tis all that is needed....
cityphonelines
Dec. 10th, 2004 05:10 pm (UTC)
O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys
As Christmas should be. *nods with stolen authority*
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
it SHOULD be that way, right??

*flips you off and hunts for Mr. Stoney*
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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
I've been rockin' to Gladys Knight and the Pips when the kids are around, and South Park's christmas album when they aren't. Ha!
paynbow
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:16 pm (UTC)
O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys

*snarffle*

I know the last line is the dirty one, but...

*eg*
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
Hee hee!
paynbow
Dec. 10th, 2004 11:11 pm (UTC)
speaking of dirty, btw, have you been keeping up with the BAD!fic? Cause...oh. Wow. Currently Elizabeth has mauve nipples (I'm wondering if she was sick...isn't mauve light purple?) and there's a great deal of...dew. *eg*
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stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
The line with scalpels is my favorite. What's more Christmas-y than a scalpel? What? Just my family?
mskakaako
Dec. 11th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys

Whoa...you've got the meter down and everything. You are freakin' awesome. I lurve me some Anya and obscene hand gestures. Yes, I do.
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2004 05:50 am (UTC)
THANK YOU!!! you are the first person to get the obscene "hand gestures" bit (or just the only person that said it?) That scene cracks me up every time I watch it...

Oh, and as to meter? Baby, my whole LIFE is about meter. (you're relatively new to me so I'll sum up: father is a musician and a choir master, grandfather made violins as did his father, yadda yadda. I play multiple instruments and sing, but not as well as my sisters who are virtuosos on multiple instruments and are accomplished vocalists)

I LIVE for this shit. Which is rather sad, if you think about it.
elcazavampiros
Dec. 14th, 2004 12:29 pm (UTC)
crazydiamondsue read me this one first. And I laughed my ass off. That's right, I no longer have an ass and Sue blames you.
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2004 12:44 pm (UTC)
Aw, crap! It's not like there was a lot to spare, either... Don't cis Sue on me! She'll take me for sure.
wendylouwho
Dec. 15th, 2004 05:42 pm (UTC)
That was so funny. Thanks for making my night!
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