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Who wants crack? Or attempted serious?

In other words, I need writing prompts, because I am doing that thing where I make up "must do's" around the house (I mean, I just steam cleaned all of the carpets and drapes and am looking for other things to steam clean, reorganize, etc.) instead of working on actual writing projects, and I really really want to work on writing projects, but have completely lost my MoJo, which of course is short for More Johnson, interpret that as you will.

SO! *hand clap*

Craziness you'd like in short form? A continuation on something I did long ago like the beautiful Yoda/Chewbacca love story? {Don't act like Chewbacca didn't know that a 900+ year old Jedi would be a gentle and imaginative lover. YEAH, THAT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW. You're welcome.}

I won't promise to write all suggestions given to me, because that's crazy talk. But I'll write what I can. I don't know a lot of fandom popular shows (like SPN, SG1, Merlin, um... are people still into Pokemon? I have no clue, and I don't know that bidness either) so save your time and trouble if you're wanting me to write J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore. Yeah, now THAT'S in your head now. And if you don't know what that one word was, just save your brain meats and don't google it. You'll thank me later.

Anyone? No? I'm heading out to the food libraries [/Skwisgaar] and will return to hopefully some fun/interesting ideas that I can stress out about. YAY?

OH. Lastly in HOLY SHEEEEP news, my Twilight/Sparkledammerung posts got their 3.5 MILLIONTH hit yesterday. Whoa. (I know a bunch of hits are repeat offenders, but still. That's a lot of clicking. I feel so naked.)

[ETA] Guys? Not gonna do porn, sorry. NUH GUH DUH.

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minstrel666
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to write a pre-chart-domination Dethklok playing a pre-show gig for Hannah Montana. At your discretion: Billy Ray coming home with Hannah's new dad and the choice of the dad (or dad's).

If you do this, I will reciprocate.
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:21 pm (UTC)
I was all excited by the Dethklok mention then you had to go and throw Hannah Montana in there. *puuuuuuuukes* ;)
pepperlandgirl4
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:07 pm (UTC)
Eric and Lafayette doing anything. And by that, I mean having really hot borderline-hate sex.
mpoetess
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
+5,000
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knotted_rose
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
Edward/sparkles. Be it cupcakes with glitter frosting, or sparkling ink pens, or even Christmas window displays. Possibly Johnny Weir. All that sparkles gets him, ah, hot.
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:24 pm (UTC)
I am lol-ing at you having written a ship of Edward and sparkles. Truly they are an OTP! I always love poking fun at our fave sparklepire...
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menomegirl
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
You've checked out The Walking Dead, right?

How about Rick/Andrea comfort fic?

Or...Pam/Lilah? :D
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
Oooh, that's not a show I've gotten the fannish bug for. I'm digging the show big time, but... Back burner for sure, though!

(And lol, I like how you've attempted to sweeten the deal with your icon, IT JUST MIGHT WORK.)
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rikibeth
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:11 pm (UTC)
One-year anniversary for the missionary boys!
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
OOOOOOOOOOH.

Ooooooooh.
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withoutwords
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:15 pm (UTC)
Something involving the "true death" of Bill Compton. *nods*

Or maybe a meeting between Eric from True Blood and Spike or Angel from Buffy?

I dunno, my brain is oatmeal right now. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil flavored oatmeal. Are you familiar with that book?
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:27 pm (UTC)
I am familiar!

I've had Eric/Fangtasia meeting up with the Cullenses before, so I feel like I've done the "this world of vamps meets those" - honestly, I'm not that great of a writer to be deft at handling that particular scenario, I'm man enough to admit it. :)
wickedsin
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
I would like you to write a fictional account of current US politics, but in your Jersey Shore writing style.
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
I would like to buy you a pony made of SIN AND LOVE.

Any particular bit of politics?
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stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
.... you are effectively wanting me to write a novel here. That might be quite a lot for me (and I don't know that I have the skills needed to handle a poly story - that's not in my usual bag o'tricks.)

Maybe this will inspire someone reading comments?
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fabrisse
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
I want you to have Edward and the Twilight vamps do more cross fandom proselytizing. Spike and Drusilla from Buffy. LaCroix from Forever Night. Angel (or better Angelus). I just love your True Blood one and, yeah...
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:29 pm (UTC)
Okay, this makes me happy.
dampersnspoons
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
How about a short about Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney having an opportunity to be in a Jerry Bruckheimer remake of "Mandingo"?

Or maybe you could write a short about Troy's pet monkey, "Annie's Boobs", and all the things it's been stealing from the Community study group, as a poignant (tongue in cheek) love story?

Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love"



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ryokomusouka
Nov. 30th, 2010 05:08 pm (UTC)
"Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love""

My brain 'sloded all over da place.
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dlgood
Nov. 30th, 2010 04:52 pm (UTC)
Have you written any Tim Riggins prisonfic yet?
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:30 pm (UTC)
...!

No! Honestly, I've never written FNL fic and I'm two seasons behind. <-- bad, bad fangirl.
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dancetomato
Nov. 30th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore

I would totally read this. *is properly ashamed*
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:31 pm (UTC)
You know that's there for you, right? RIGHT?
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stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:32 pm (UTC)
OOOH. PAM + WALKING DEAD. That's something I might could do a l'il l'il something with.

Normally naked = awesome except I am eating chili and fudge. Those aren't naked appropriate. OR ARE THEY? HELP ME, SAM.
lynnenne
Nov. 30th, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
STALLIONCREST!!!
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 07:12 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU MOST OF ALL SCARECROW!!

Truefact, I dl'd a picture of a horse and called the file WHEEEE HEEEEE heeeee pbbblllt.
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dovil
Nov. 30th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
You've almost had the entire population of NZ read your twilight posts, that's pretty impressive. No need for thanks, I just got the word around.

I want to read a story about a white kitten named Mittens who gets left behind when her family goes for a picnic and she watches the car drive away, it's raining lightly, a slight mist in the distance, and she meows for them to come back outing her as a soprano. Sadly they leave not noticing her, Little Jimmy sitting in the back of the car in his stripped shirt (blue) with Aunt Patricia in the left front passenger seat (her brother-in-law suspects she may be a lesbian). The kitten trundles after them, her left leg slightly limping from when she twisted it darting after a butterfly the previous afternoon. On the way back home she has adventures where she meets up with a brown chocolate lab puppy named Murphy whose parents were named Maurise and Claudia. They bang each other, the kitten commits c*ckvoreation, they give birth to a puppy/kitten hybrid that's slimy and has six legs and then they bang it too (this is so it's properly part of lj fiction). AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER once they retire to Florida - the address of the property is 265 Sycamore Drive.

Write it in Times New Roman 12 font or I'll cut you.
stoney321
Nov. 30th, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
WHAT AN AWESOME PROMPT! Now I know what you want. I'll have it for you as soon as I can C&P it and change the font to Times New Roman and repost it as my idea.
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mosrael
Dec. 1st, 2010 12:32 am (UTC)
Don't act like Chewbacca didn't know that a 900+ year old Jedi would be a gentle and imaginative lover. YEAH, THAT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW. You're welcome.

Come on, mind over matter is totally canon! Yoda was the strongest dude even tho he was a 2foot tall muppet. He could totally get some Wookiee lovin'. But dang, he'd need to stand on a box or something.

...I don't care about the medium or the rating, I need to have this in my life.
stoney321
Dec. 1st, 2010 01:15 pm (UTC)
Need I remind you that Jedi can float? They have power over gravity. ;)
xochitl42
Dec. 1st, 2010 09:49 am (UTC)

Dr Who reincarnates as a WOMAN. :-D

stoney321
Dec. 1st, 2010 01:15 pm (UTC)
Augh, I don't know Dr. Who! (Aside from that one episode I based a costume on, woe!)
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