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My Monday so far

1. Got everyone off to school/airport
2. Checked emails, etc.
3. Watched a scene on a telenovela TEN TIMES in which the Villain knocks out her step daughter (who is in a wheelchair) and tells her that she hates the girl's stupid braces (the ones on her teeth, we don't want a There's Something About Mary mistake here), and then locks her in a room with TARANTULAS
4. Accidentally on purpose read Gelfling porn (it's really romantic: they use the word "schlong")
5. Found accidental DUNE porn (safe for work, I'm just being silly)
"Hi, I'm Paul Atreidis. I like long walks on sandy dunes of Shai-Hulud, taking off my stillsuit and unwinding in Sietch Tabr while drinking the Waters of Life (but the spice agony I can do without, lol!)"




and HAHAHAHAHAH, did they realize when they made this CHILD'S COLORING PAGE that it is a man jamming his hand in a lady's box?




6. worked out
7. opened fifteen drafts to get some things written up.

Just thought I'd share. :) Back to the grindstone for me!

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withoutwords
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:16 pm (UTC)
Mhmm. Paul Atreides. *drool*
stoney321
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:31 pm (UTC)
STILL HOT. Oh, Kyle, you are my teen love from way back when. I even loved you in Blue Velvet.
withoutwords
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but now I have a reason to. I can't tell you how many times I watched "Dune" just to see his lovely hawtness. *nod nod*

Do you ever find people that ask you "You like Dune? The David Lynch one? REALLY??" and look at you all crazy-eyed, like you're some strange alien or something?
stoney321
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:47 pm (UTC)
OF COURSE I LIKE IT! I mean, sure, liberties were taken, but LOINCLOTH STING! SKIN SUIT KYLE!
withoutwords
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:52 pm (UTC)
Having never read the book (I know, I know, it's been on my to-do list FOREVER), I have no idea what the story is supposed to be like, so I just get to enjoy it for what it is.
evewithanapple
Mar. 7th, 2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA, I KNEW IT WAS THAT PICTURE. I don't even know what's going on in it. He looks like a beetle breaking out of its shell. And his hair, good lord.
stoney321
Mar. 7th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmm, that hair! Hahahaha.
furikku
Mar. 7th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
3- What what WHAAAAAT o_O That's like dancing on the line between horrifying and hilarious.
stoney321
Mar. 7th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
...I take it you've never watched any telenovelas before? That's pretty much par for the course.
furikku
Mar. 7th, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
I have not.

Tarantulas are par for the course? o_o
stoney321
Mar. 7th, 2011 09:15 pm (UTC)
Tarantulas, men in bee costumes, possessions and exorcisms, US soap operas barely skirt the crazy. For god's sake, one of the most beloved telenovelas of all time is called "Without Tits There Is No Life." <-- too awesome by half

And it's TITS. Not breasts. \o/
furikku
Mar. 7th, 2011 09:15 pm (UTC)
Dang, I'm clearly missing out here!
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lettered
Mar. 8th, 2011 04:17 pm (UTC)
I'm sure you've seen this:

Goodnight Dune

also, vaginas ARE gom jabbars; it's so true!
stoney321
Mar. 8th, 2011 06:48 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, I loved it! Also, HELLO TKP, I didn't realize you'd changed your name!
lettered
Mar. 11th, 2011 05:56 am (UTC)
Heeeeee!!! Stoney! Hi! With your Gilbert icon.

Sorry, I keep meaning to sign at the end of comments to people I haven't talked to in a while, but I forget who I've done that with and who I haven't. I've been trying to be around more these days.

Hi, how've you been, I see you are as gorgeously stunning and amusing and outrageous as ever :o)
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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